trollercoaster
@trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Birds aren't real 16 hours ago:
Take the empty shell of a broken government drone and use it for building a drone for yourself? Genius.
- Comment on And I'm Diogenes? 16 hours ago:
Diogenes did partake in IRL shitposting. With literal shit. No idea whether any actual posts were involved, he did occasionally do his business (and other things) on market square. Maybe he was the original shitposter. Maybe not. But he also was quite a wanker. (Remember the other things he did on market square? That’s it.)
- Comment on Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away." 2 weeks ago:
Every dystopic shit that eventually happens in real life has been featured in a BM episode.
I am starting to suspect that either the authors of BM know something we don’t, or that some people are treating BM as some kind of an instruction manual.
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- Comment on Nevermind the drink I'm holding 3 weeks ago:
Your mother is a hamster!
- Comment on Nevermind the drink I'm holding 3 weeks ago:
That’s a wild boar.
- Comment on "Moon landing" photo where the angles of the shadows are all off. 3 weeks ago:
The moon landing was fake. NASA hired Stanley Kubrick to stage it, but that perfectionist bastard insisted on shooting the exterior scenes on location…
- Comment on Performance enhancement 5 weeks ago:
AFAIK they are injecting themselves something, no idea whether the enlargement is permanent, or just temporary.
- Submitted 5 weeks ago to [deleted] | 23 comments
- Comment on ICE is 30 minutes late again. I'm really pissed about that. 5 weeks ago:
The DB was great (albeit a little bureaucratic), while it still was the Bundesbahn, a public institution, run like every other government office. But when they became the DB AG, a shares based for profit company (still held by 100% by the government), it became a shitshow, because now their mission of providing reliable public transportation changed to making maximum profit and paying their C-suite (typically former politicians or their buddies) ever increasing bonuses for doing fuck all or even less than that.
That’s the way many German public institutions went thanks to rampant privatisation caused by all mainstream parties adopting the neoliberal agenda. They are now a shadow of their former self, delivering sub par service for outrageous prices while making a few individual very rich.
- Comment on What a selection! 1 month ago:
Why do all those energy drinks smell exactly the same as the stuff they put into chemical toilets?
- Comment on Lobster feast 1 month ago:
Not if you make them yourself.
- Comment on Corn God 2 months ago:
Corn for the Corn God!
- Comment on Do what one must! 2 months ago:
You’re doing it wrong, everyone knows that alligators go on the press cone with their mouth. Crocodiles, on the other hand…
- Submitted 2 months ago to [deleted] | 3 comments
- Comment on The German company that built the forklift used in the Louvre robbery uses a photo of the heist to advertise itself: “When things need to be done quickly. 4 months ago:
Krampus is an Austrian.
- Comment on The German company that built the forklift used in the Louvre robbery uses a photo of the heist to advertise itself: “When things need to be done quickly. 4 months ago:
Not necessarily. German humour is full of of sarcasm, which is why people who don’t get that kind of thing assume Germans have no sense of humour.
- Comment on The German company that built the forklift used in the Louvre robbery uses a photo of the heist to advertise itself: “When things need to be done quickly. 4 months ago:
Worse, I assumed you can read German.
- Comment on The German company that built the forklift used in the Louvre robbery uses a photo of the heist to advertise itself: “When things need to be done quickly. 4 months ago:
If you read the fine print, you’ll find that they don’t only advertise the lift’s speed, but also its silent operation when swiftly transporting treasure.
- Comment on Does this qualify as such? 10 months ago:
Why would anyone buy toilet paper that already has shit stains on it?
- Comment on Covergent Evolution 11 months ago:
They all have one more thing in common: They understood that leaving the oceans was a bad idea.
- Comment on Just this! But also more... 11 months ago:
It’s just as in justice. Trust me bro.
- Comment on Yeah i drive morse shift 11 months ago:
Instructions unclear, engaged high range while in reverse.
- Comment on Yeah i drive morse shift 11 months ago:
Only 26 speeds? That’s pathetic. 32 speed transmissions are easily possible, do exist, and are less complicated to use than you might think, and the Morse shifter suggests.
- Comment on Happy Birthday Emma! 11 months ago:
Pigs won’t have the slightest problem with doing so. For feeding someone to chickens, some preparation might be needed due to the chickens’ small size.
- Comment on Happy Birthday Emma! 11 months ago:
You sure that nobody has sold you mislabeled unicorn meat?
- Comment on Happy Birthday Emma! 11 months ago:
Meat never was a staple food for large parts of the population in most places until relatively recent.
- Comment on my house, my rules. 11 months ago:
Have it chiseled into a slab of granite for better effect.
- Comment on Happy Birthday Emma! 11 months ago:
But if you eat too much of it, you’ll shit rainbows afterwards.
- Comment on Happy Birthday Emma! 11 months ago:
You would. Once the ox gets too old to do useful work. (or injured) That’s what happened to old work horses, too. Of course meat from old animals tends to be of lower quality, so this tended to be sold off relatively cheap and often provided the only affordable meat for poor people.
