But are those stories of glory?
Sounds beautiful
Submitted 2 months ago by VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to [deleted]
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DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 months ago
Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app 2 months ago
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 2 months ago
HiSlaH, Qapla!
Squatcher@piefed.social 2 months ago
Yep. Of days of yore
ServantOfRa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Of course I’ve had it in the ear before…
slothrop@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Aural.
lasta@piefed.world 2 months ago
Gotta be careful when having aural sex, or you’ll get hearing AIDS
DigDoug@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I got a lust for life
Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Shin shi shin shi?
Doomsider@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What if we had brotels instead of brothels?
A place to be around positive upbeat people who support your endeavors.
Jiggs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
In my experience thats how makerspaces or hackerspaces work.
You might wanna check if you have any around.MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
This reminds me of things like “add/remove/change one letter in the name of a D&D spell; what does it do now?”
Doomsider@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Never heard of this before, but it sounds fun.
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
duckwingthegoose@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Why not both? The infrastructure is there
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
That’s a generous term for this hole in wall technology.
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Just don’t get the holes mixed up.
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
I would guess the story holes are located a bit higher than the other ones.
filcuk@feddit.uk 2 months ago
No, that would cost too much extra in manufacturing, and we’re all sitting for this anyway
Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If at first you don’t hear anything, just wait. There’s a good chance you’ll hear someone coming at some point.
ravelin@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Dude is gonna lose it when he discovers audiobooks and podcasts.
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Man, I’ve been trying to stick my dick in a podcast for a week now. I feel so stupid
hperrin@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
You’re gonna get your ear poked.
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
imagine how happy they’ll be when they discover audiobooks!
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Or any sort of eatbud/head phone
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I’ve seen enough hentai to know not to put my ear near something a dick can fit through.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Congratulations, you’ve made Audible weird.
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Don’t shame me for listening to books from my audible hole
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You like that?
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 months ago
Crank-powered jukebox. Single button switches tracks. Contrary to the title, it often also features prose, music and other location-specific audio recordings.
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Really neat. Too much tech for me but I appreciate the whimsy
terranoid@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
a hand crank speaker is too much tech for you and youre posting on social media?
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 months ago
It’s the lowest-tech device that can do this with sufficiently low running costs to make it free. Much better than the more common infrastructure of QR codes and a server.
And there are hiking trails with information panels that have this technology (the button switches languages) for accessibility to the visually impaired.
Professorozone@lemmy.world 2 months ago
But all of the stories are of guys getting BJs.
Emerald@lemmy.world 2 months ago
None about girls getting blowjobs?
Professorozone@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Much fewer.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
puts ear up to hole
gets wet willies
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Once you go black… You go deaf.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 months ago
too much opportunity for unwanted wet willies
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ah sorry about your ear mate, I thought this was the other type of hole…by the way you have a nice ear.
Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You could do that at the glory hole. You’d hear something for sure.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Damn, that was the tightest glory hole I’ve ever visited.
wander1236@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Earbuds
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Earpuds
ftfy
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What?
bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Imagine if instead of glory holes we had ‘story holes’. Holes you can put your ear to and hear a wonderful story.
ignotum@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I didn’t quite catch that
undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 2 months ago
I have family members that respond to texts with “what?” and it’s maddening.
What about the post was unclear to you?
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It was a joke. Hearing damage. From putting my ear to a “
storyglory hole”
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Didn’t they try this in the original scary movie?
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 2 months ago
topperharlie@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The dyslexic community: “plaese don’t”
spirinolas@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Can you tell me a story, stepbrother?”
Sparhawk@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
That’s two stalls over, but your gonna want to make sure you come in sober, or there’s a chance your gonna get a dick.🎵
usernamefactory@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
But it’s worth it for the quality of
fishstory.
SW42@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Never get them mixed up
hOrni@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You’d end up with an ear full of dick.
WereCat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So… basically an elevator that goes underground?
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Image
cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
i was hoping for this
GutterRat42@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If nobody else did it, I was going to post it
Dojan@pawb.social 2 months ago
I’ve seen this kink before.