But are those stories of glory?
Sounds beautiful
Submitted 3 weeks ago by VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to [deleted]
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DmMacniel@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app 3 weeks ago
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
HiSlaH, Qapla!
Squatcher@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Yep. Of days of yore
ServantOfRa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Of course I’ve had it in the ear before…
slothrop@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Aural.
lasta@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
Gotta be careful when having aural sex, or you’ll get hearing AIDS
DigDoug@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I got a lust for life
Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Shin shi shin shi?
Doomsider@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What if we had brotels instead of brothels?
A place to be around positive upbeat people who support your endeavors.
Jiggs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
In my experience thats how makerspaces or hackerspaces work.
You might wanna check if you have any around.MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
This reminds me of things like “add/remove/change one letter in the name of a D&D spell; what does it do now?”
Doomsider@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Never heard of this before, but it sounds fun.
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
duckwingthegoose@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Why not both? The infrastructure is there
jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
That’s a generous term for this hole in wall technology.
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Just don’t get the holes mixed up.
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
I would guess the story holes are located a bit higher than the other ones.
filcuk@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
No, that would cost too much extra in manufacturing, and we’re all sitting for this anyway
ravelin@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Dude is gonna lose it when he discovers audiobooks and podcasts.
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Man, I’ve been trying to stick my dick in a podcast for a week now. I feel so stupid
Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If at first you don’t hear anything, just wait. There’s a good chance you’ll hear someone coming at some point.
hperrin@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
You’re gonna get your ear poked.
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
imagine how happy they’ll be when they discover audiobooks!
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Or any sort of eatbud/head phone
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I’ve seen enough hentai to know not to put my ear near something a dick can fit through.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Congratulations, you’ve made Audible weird.
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Don’t shame me for listening to books from my audible hole
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You like that?
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Crank-powered jukebox. Single button switches tracks. Contrary to the title, it often also features prose, music and other location-specific audio recordings.
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Really neat. Too much tech for me but I appreciate the whimsy
terranoid@lemmy.cafe 3 weeks ago
a hand crank speaker is too much tech for you and youre posting on social media?
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
It’s the lowest-tech device that can do this with sufficiently low running costs to make it free. Much better than the more common infrastructure of QR codes and a server.
And there are hiking trails with information panels that have this technology (the button switches languages) for accessibility to the visually impaired.
Professorozone@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
But all of the stories are of guys getting BJs.
Emerald@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
None about girls getting blowjobs?
Professorozone@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Much fewer.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
puts ear up to hole
gets wet willies
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Once you go black… You go deaf.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
too much opportunity for unwanted wet willies
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ah sorry about your ear mate, I thought this was the other type of hole…by the way you have a nice ear.
Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You could do that at the glory hole. You’d hear something for sure.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Damn, that was the tightest glory hole I’ve ever visited.
wander1236@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Earbuds
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Earpuds
ftfy
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What?
bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Imagine if instead of glory holes we had ‘story holes’. Holes you can put your ear to and hear a wonderful story.
ignotum@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I didn’t quite catch that
undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 3 weeks ago
I have family members that respond to texts with “what?” and it’s maddening.
What about the post was unclear to you?
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It was a joke. Hearing damage. From putting my ear to a “
storyglory hole”
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Didn’t they try this in the original scary movie?
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
topperharlie@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The dyslexic community: “plaese don’t”
spirinolas@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Can you tell me a story, stepbrother?”
Sparhawk@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
That’s two stalls over, but your gonna want to make sure you come in sober, or there’s a chance your gonna get a dick.🎵
usernamefactory@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
But it’s worth it for the quality of
fishstory.
SW42@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Never get them mixed up
hOrni@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You’d end up with an ear full of dick.
WereCat@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
So… basically an elevator that goes underground?
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Image
cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
i was hoping for this
GutterRat42@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If nobody else did it, I was going to post it
Dojan@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
I’ve seen this kink before.