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• jobbies@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Finding Nemo is not Halal. Where is Dory’s hijab?

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  • toofpic@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s not the movie, it’s the families should be halal!

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    • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So they can be eaten with no risk of Allah taking offense?

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    … Dory is a fish.

    Why would fish need to follow instructions given to humans?

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    • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Because it’s a cartoon in which all the fish are speaking English, engaged in human activities & personalities & situational drama just like humans.

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  • GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    🤔 Semi-serious question, is she still required to cover her head if she has no hair?

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• ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Lawful to you is the game of the sea and its food as provision for you and the travelers”

  ✅Certified Halal

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• napkin2020@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Did you know?

  Halal ETFs are real thing.

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  • Rugnjr@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Halal finance is an entire massive industry. Because taking interest is a sin in islam (based), and used to be in Christianity too. Ursury.

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• samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Inshallah they find her. There was no Finding Nemo 2, just Finding Dory.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not to sound old-fashioned, but I wish Dory wouldn’t flaunt it so, all the goods hanging out for the world to see.

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• LustLive@fedinsfw.app ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is there Halal Shitposting??

  Just wondering how it would be…. like BisMilla, prophet married a 9 year old …. Amen

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• finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wait, so Shallah … ate Nemo?!

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• FosterMolasses@leminal.space ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Personally, I prefer Haram & Chill

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