There’s nothing more alpha than fucking a dude. Let’s just give them that.
Alpha AF
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radiofreebc@lemmy.world 1 week ago
turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 1 week ago
“Your dad’s a good wrestler. But I’m better.”
SuluBeddu@feddit.it 1 week ago
“Human males are more attractive, look at peacocks”
CitizenKong@lemmy.world 1 week ago
“Also this isn’t gay at all, just look at ancient Greece!”
banause@feddit.org 2 days ago
I looked at all of them in the straightest of ways.
FatVegan@leminal.space 1 week ago
I always love when people make the connection with ducks for example. Like have you seen a female duck? Yeah they aren’t as colorful, but their pattern is way more interesting and they are absolutely beatiful in their own right.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Also, idk, I think that what an ape thinks looks good has little bearing on what avians find attractive. For all we know male ducks think that bright plumage is unattractive.
Like for real, would parrots looking at us understand what we see in permanent large breasts? Or would they look at our other comically oversized sex characteristic (large, exposed penises without a baculum) as the primary showy mating display. Or would they see us as a species where sexual selection has resulted in both parties having a display to show off? Would they think that from their perspective it’s obvious which looks better?
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 days ago
“Human males are more attractive, look at cocks!”
banause@feddit.org 2 days ago
It’s not gay, it’s science.
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Tate’s looking at cocks all right, someone are probably pea’in
mech@feddit.org 1 week ago
Guys, is it gas to be attracted to women?
protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
very
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 1 week ago
Shit, I must be really gay then, because I like soft, cuddly women.
tomi000@lemmy.world 1 week ago
The post literally says so.
Karjalan@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I asked 3 women in my vacinity abs they said “yes”… Maybe they’re onto something 🤔
T00l_shed@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Depends, are you a woman?
mrmisses@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I find women so attractive that I don’t care if they have a dick or not. Damn
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
💯
BlindPenguin@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Can’t argue with the math
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 1 week ago
The Greeks invented sex but the Romans finetuned the concept by finding out you could also have sex with women.
fiat_lux@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
Guess they’ve never seen all of the statues of Athena, Artemis and Aphrodite. You don’t get as many nude female statues because it was usually considered obscene for women to be naked in public.
But the Greek male statues were fully nude and depicted ripped mortal men because they were made in line with Aristotle’s idea of good art being educational. Those were arguably the marble version of “git gud, scrub”.
If there were more male “perfect” body statues at the time, which we can’t establish because many have been lost over the millennia, it might actually be evidence that men were considered less attractive and they needed more body shaming to fix it?
Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
Also they’re depicted with small pps because that body part was associated with savagery iirc. If we had the same trend today they would probably all have underwear with a huge bulge because that’s where puritanism and male beauty standards are currently.
fiat_lux@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
The penis thing is pretty hotly debated, but savagery comes pretty close to my understanding of the theory you mention. It’s not a hugely different concept from some of the manosphere stuff you find today though.
Basically the idea was (it’s theorized) that thinking with your dick leads to making hasty and bad decisions, but you want to be like the cool smart intellectual philosopher rhetorician dudes ruling society who are strong enough to control their urges. You want to be the civilized powerful master strategist, not the uncivilized weak-willed destructive glutton. So… because art needs to be about reality and be educational (there’s no place for that creative abstract shit), we’re going to de-emphasize the body part associated with urges that are difficult to control. These are powerful rational dudes afterall.
The biggest difference with modern manosphere bullshit is maybe the part where they shrunk the pps on the ripped marble dudes to make that point. Instead we get… social media statue and peacock “science” analogies.
KeenFlame@feddit.nu 1 week ago
If we had? We have sculptors. We have people making sculptures. You don’t have to guess what they would make… but yeah, it’s bulges…
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Right they were “lost over time”. You’ve got a bunch of ripped naked Greek guy statues in your basement don’t you
fiat_lux@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
I wish I had both any cool ancient things and any basement to put them in. I think the oldest thing I own is maybe 100 years at best.
I think I’d be terrified to own anything much older too, conservation is hard.
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 6 days ago
You don’t get as many nude female statues because it was usually considered obscene for women to be naked in public.
eh idk i’m pretty sure that’s an opinion that started in england, much later, not in ancient greece
fiat_lux@lemmy.zip 6 days ago
It’s possible that it is a more modern idea that we’ve attributed to being much earlier, that does happen a lot, but I’m inclined to think it’s not entirely baseless.
We know for example that the nude Aphrodite of Knidos by Praxiteles caused enough of a stir to become a tourist destination, and even she had a conveniently positioned hand covering her goods. Kore statues always had clothes on too, unlike their male counterparts.
I could maybe buy the possibility that almost all of the nude women sculptures were stolen and later destroyed, either intentionally or accidentally, but that doesn’t quite work either. To not find any older nude sculptures in modern times, plus the odd detail that none of the nude ones we do have (copies, admittedly, and I don’t know all the statues either) have anything other than Barbie-smooth instead of even a delicate line suggesting labia… seems odd for an art culture that progressively got more caught up with hyper realism.
They did get nuder and more realistic with time, but we’ve got nothing from the archaic period without at least a skirt on, usually more.
rethnor@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
Is this actually for real?
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 1 week ago
Would it change your opinion of these weirdos?
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Yes. To be clear, all this makes them even stranger (and deeper in the closet?) than I previously knew.
rethnor@lemmy.zip 6 days ago
Can’t say for sure. It wouldn’t change that all these people are trash. Let’s see, if true it’s sad that their stuck in a world that tells them it’s not on to be who they are. And thus feeling like being shit stains of a human is the better than loving the right person. If false someone else is lieing, these guys are horrible people, no lies necessary.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 6 days ago
xcancel.com/Asmongold/status/2060392930695643535
Too many replies to verify the other two.
carpelbridgesyndrome@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
I am pretty sure at least one of these is not in the same thread or they have been reordered
druk@feddit.uk 6 days ago
I thought the same thing, and tried to find the 2 replies. In the grand scheme of things, it does not matter though, because all three of these ghouls would say whatever gets more attention because they are amorphous blobs of shite.
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 1 week ago
Would be funny if all this manosphere shit was just a ploy to turn more twinks gay, so Tate could finally have the harem of his dreams.
Imperious_melange@lemmy.world 1 week ago
The line between trolls for the lolz and the ones that are getting trolled sure is blurry these days.
Soup@lemmy.world 6 days ago
There was a quote I saw recently that said something along the lines of the idea that if your satire becomes indistinguishable from that which you’re satirizing it ceases to be a joke and just becomes more fuel for your target.
Imperious_melange@lemmy.world 6 days ago
That is accurate in most circumstances. Now one ones goal is to cause suffering and social decay, is to blur these lines then the joke is still still going. There are people who want to achieve things, build things and then there are agents of chaos.
jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Only 'cause those ones are lost.
bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
During high school I was friend with a guy from a village known for their conservative takes. And while this guy certainly wasn’t as left as some of my other friends, he liked to fuck with his football teammates by making the take that gay sex is manly.
Why? Because it involves two men. Hetero sex wasn’t as manly because it involves a girl, and lesbian sex was as girly as it got. His teammates really didn’t get that he was fucking with their worldview.
Now he definitely had very idiotic takes himself, but this one always stuck with me because it’s just so easy to troll any insecure right winger with
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 week ago
As a lesbian I’ve definitely seen plenty of gay interactions that are so gendered that I feel most people of the other gender wouldn’t be comfortable participating, especially conservative straight people. It’s really funny to me how this stereotype of gay people as less gender conforming (while it absolutely carries a lot of truth to it) results in people not even considering that sometimes gay sex is just two really masculine men going at it in a manly way or two women being extremely feminine together.
conartistpanda@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Was he wrong though?
tourist@lemmy.world 1 week ago
The “on average”-qualifier in there working like a lifeboat on a plane falling from the sky over the Sahara
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Well…maybe he just thinks “beefing” means shoving their beef stick intothe others man hole.
If he thinks thats what beefing is, I could see why he thinks it’s gay.
I mean, he’s wrong either way, but that would explain where his viewpoint is.
djdarren@piefed.social 1 week ago
Beefing is when you’re getting fucked in the arse so hard that your partner manages to get some air up there, so you fart. Like queefing, but with Nome of that gay vagina stuff.
Demdaru@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I begin to think he means that in original meaning…
“I dumno which rapper is beefing with which other rapper because I am not happy”
“I agree man are more attractive on average because I am not happy”
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I think he doesn’t know what beefing means
MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Alpha version males are buggy and barely work. Kinda useless.
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
The “it’s not gay if you’re the top” attitude seems surprisingly common.
xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 1 week ago
Similar to “it’s not gay if you are raping/penetrating”
Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Is this real? Did asmongold really say “thats why women need makeup”? Women need makeup because there is an entire insldustry dedicated to making them feel bad about their looks so they can sell makeup that makes women feel better. The makeup cause damage to their skin that can only be covered up by more makeup. It is instilled in them from a young age and perpetuated by older generations influencing younger generations.
What am i saying. Of course he said that. He is a fucking moron.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I mean it’s not like any of these men have ever listened to women, much less read any feminist theory with an open mind. And gods forbid they notice that unshaved women who don’t wear makeup can be gorgeous.
musicjunkie@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Why would you read something with an open mind that wasn’t written in good faith?
Krudler@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Dunce… makeup has existed for thousands of years
Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Right, but worn by men and women alike. Makeup today is targeted at women and filled with harmful chemicals that close up the pores on your skin, cause greasy spotty skin that cracks with time and make makeup a necessity not a choice.
In fact in the victorian era it was widely regarded by both sexes to be Vulgar, primarily associated with sex workers.
It is a very recent thing that has pushed for marketing it at women specifically. Within Last 100 years or so. Especially post ww2.
Who is the dunce?
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
I don’t think so.
It happens everywhere, but especially when blasting famous people, Lemmy is rife with AIgen / photoshop jokes. The whole “fucking women is gay” bit is a popular 4chan joke, so I feel fairly comfortable assuming this is a creative work.
These don’t usually get me, but I constantly fall for the ones about fake technological advancements. I just want to believe!
instantnudel@feddit.org 1 week ago
can’t they finally just come out of the closet. Guys its 2026, its totally fine to be gay, no need to be a fascist idiot just because you’re trying to hide that.
ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world 1 week ago
You can’t be fascist and gay though! There lies their problem, and their audience.
Sazruk@lemmy.wtf 1 week ago
Happy Pride, everyone!
Generica@lemmy.world 1 week ago
That’s a dangerous level of internalized self-loathing repression
Stefan_S_from_H@piefed.zip 1 week ago
The Deep on “The Boys” wasn’t as overblown as some people thought.
Lumidaub@feddit.org 1 week ago
Tate knows this is nonsense. He gets more subscribers and more money every time there is outrage about something he said. Don’t share.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 days ago
It’s like an explanation of conservatism in one photo.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 days ago
No no… no.
This… no.
No no no no no, no.
This is waaaaay too on the nose.
You know around 20 years ago it was basically a crass joke/insult to just say that these kind of people are … their entire personality is a performance to avoid confronting latent homosexual tendencies.
Me? Yeah, I’m bi, I kissed a dude and I liked it.
Maybe a little more than that eheheheh, ahem.
But I can also guarantee I’d fucked more women than Asmongold and Nick Fuentes, 100% guarantee. Individually, and also likely combined.
Maybe/hopefully not more than Tate as the dude is literally the master of a
sexrape dungeon you’re not allowed to leave.… these fucking people.
These fucking people.
They’re infinitely more gay than I am, Jesus fucking Christ.
Just… they’re cult leaders of an anti-reality cult.
Gay is Straight, if you think about, bro.
… I want to tear these people apart, limb from limb.
Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
Actually women are more attractive, especially to other women, it’s science!
W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 6 days ago
Says the 3 ugliest people on the entire planet.
Malyca@lemmy.zip 6 days ago
I wish the Nazis would fuck each other and leave women alone. No really, you do you.
Mangoholic@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
They just missed the fact that attractiveness is subjective.
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 1 week ago
Apparently being straight is gay lmfao
jobbies@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
Well you know the old saying, “are you man enough to fuck another guy?”
salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
Tate looks like a potato you forgot in the back of a cabinet and started to grow Image
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Don’t insult the potatoes. You plant them and grow more potatoes.
Wtf does Tate have to offer?
Antares@fedinsfw.app 1 week ago
To be fair Tate grew a lot more tates.
At least potatoes are nutritious and respect women.
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 1 week ago
Like the potato, if you plant him under the ground, the world becomes a better place.
iusemybrain@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
prostitution and sex trafficking. But besides that not much…
oh wait I forgot, he doesn’t support the independence of women; just sex trafficking.
arrow74@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
You make an excellent point. We have never buried Tate underground to test this. Maybe he can do the same as the potato.
Let’s at least give him reasonable doubt and bury him. Then after 3 or 4 months we’ll have our answer
e8CArkcAuLE@piefed.social 1 week ago
potatoes are actually useful and quintessential
UsernameHere@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Tater
Saapas@piefed.zip 1 week ago
What’s manosphere, precious?