Do they all just want to suck each other off? I mean fine if that’s what you want to do but don’t be hateful to everybody else because you’re into it? Such weirdos
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Submitted 1 week ago by Formfiller@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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hateisreality@lemmy.world 6 days ago
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 days ago
If you haven’t noticed there’s a huge agenda in the media (which is run by billionaire elites) to turn everyone into homosexuals in order to cull world population.
Etterra@discuss.online 1 week ago
More boobs for the rest of us I guess.
_fryerDan@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
This is huge if big
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Actually, I’m pretty sure his is pretty small…wait, what are we talking about?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Pad kee mao keep up
Reygle@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Least gay men on planet earth right here.
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Big macho incels dream of peen.
umbraroze@slrpnk.net 6 days ago
It’s hard to believe only a few years ago, we had this concept known as “parody horizon”. People used to say super wacky shit and you had to use your brain power to figure out if they were Beyond the Parody Horizon. Are they saying hilariously stupid shit for sarcasm points, or are they saying weird shit that is just telling?
Unfortunately, the horizon is dead. These people are just… too gone. They can say stupidly telling shit from time to time, but what the hell are we supposed to do about that? Nothing’s gonna work.
daggermoon@piefed.world 1 week ago
Satire?
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Nope. 100% true. Those three in particular think cock is delicious.
~/s~
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I’m pretty sure that the Nazi at the bottom is gay, so you’re not entirely wrong
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Not one person in the conversation has seen a naked woman, or regularly uses soap.
kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
Andrew Tate is a convicted sex trafficker (of women). I’m pretty sure he’s seen a naked woman.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
Never seen a naked woman consensually*
ddplf@szmer.info 1 week ago
The pinnacle of conservative values
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I can’t tell if this is true, but I can believe it being true, which I find sad.
Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
Once again I’m reading something about these chuds and drowning in Poe’s law
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
They really do be like that, no Poe needed.
nectar45@lemmy.zip 6 days ago
Andrew Tate: “Having sex with women is for total homosexuals.
Me? As a true gangsta that I am, I give and take up the ass.
I may be known here as Top G but in my cell in Romania I am known as the Bottom G.”
Kuma@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Is he also calling all the men (main characters) sexy in videogames?
I saw a very insightful video about this topic.
Women apparently do not find these game characters sexy (nor gay men apparently) and then the straight men who think they are and strive to look that way will say that the women are laying.
That made me wonder who they want to impress, other men? Themselves? Or they are just in disbelief that they put so much work into something that only attracts other straight men?
I shouldn’t take this serious but it is funnier that way haha
petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
That made me wonder who they want to impress, other men?
Yes.
Fucking people and looking like you fuck people are two different categories, and frankly, women being allowed to choose the winners here has always been very frustrating for them.
KeenFlame@feddit.nu 1 week ago
But they don’t. They don’t get to choose how men want to look. And they don’t choose who they like, this is something two people chooses. otherwise it’s a serious crime.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 week ago
It’s the sexy voice actors
Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
Stares into mirror at Gordon Freeman goatee and fake glasses that I wear everyday.
Ifera@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Honestly, that is just overcomplicating something very basic for the sake of polarization, views and manufactured rage. People want esthetically pleasing things, and that doesn’t need to mean sexy.
Do I find some male videogame characters sexy? Yes, very. But most importantly, we just want our ape brains to go “Engagement and dopamine, yay”.
Do men need to devote days to unlock mirror mode in the latest Mario Kart? Nope, but in a world this depressive and bleak it is an achievement, and sexy doesn’t even factor there.
Alsjemenou@lemy.nl 1 week ago
The horseshoe theory of heterosexuality.
mech@feddit.org 1 week ago
When your heterosexuality score causes a buffer overflow
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Why is this a shitpost? Is it fake?
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
Nah. You’re gay.
TomMasz@piefed.social 1 week ago
Someone’s in denial.
1984@lemmy.today 1 week ago
To me it varies by age group.
Women are the prettiest in their 20-30th and men are their best looking in their 30th-50th.
Just my personal opinion here.
RBWells@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Huh. I’m a straight lady but feel the opposite - as I get older I really wish I was bi, women around here hold up so much better than men.
1984@lemmy.today 1 week ago
I’ve met women who can turn a man gay too. :)
Its just people and sometimes they are awful, sometimes they are great.
KeenFlame@feddit.nu 1 week ago
Its ok to be more hot for men you don’t have to perform a mental gymnastics excuse and cite biology man just lick dicks it is very easy to ask men for a lick
cockmushroom@reddthat.com 1 week ago
For those who thought cis men could never qualify as traps
rosco385@lemmy.wtf 1 week ago
razen@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Wait isnt it lesbian to be attracted to woman?
db2@lemmy.world 1 week ago
If Blowfly were still with us he’d say that’s what your bussy’s made for
Kaligalis@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Asmongold trolling all sides never gets old.
TronBronson@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Which sides is he trolling here? Who are the victims?
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
lolwut
mrodri89@lemmy.zip 6 days ago
Now kiss.