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Just hanging with the boys

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Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Turns out fish are self aware and way smarter than once thought.

    So maybe they’re critiquing your masturbation technique.

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    • Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      (Sorry if you already know all this, I’m just excited about this and wanna share with people reading through comments)

      Its still unclear how much that reflects on fish broadly, and the researcher has actually expressed a belief that many animals could be much smarter than we have assumed because our experimental design was inadequate

      In their research they chose the color red for the mark on the fish (the mirror test and some other tests used for assessing animal intelligence requires a mark be put on the animal)- the researcher chose red because the parasites they have exposure to are red (clearner wrasse are fish that work in complex social groups to clean parasites off larger fish. I’m not sure if they might be impacted by red parasites themseleves or if its the color they look for when cleaning other fish, or both).

      When later tested with green they acted as if the mark wasn’t there, so the researcher feels theres a chance that tests failed to adequately take into account the way animals experience the world and may not have designed tests in line with what information would be ecologically significant to them. Had he not thought carefully about it and picked another color the test would have shown exactly what people expected of fish- that theyre not that smart

      This was a super cool video covering the progression of research https://youtu.be/s_aNH4hXz8I. For a long time his results were dismissed so he just kept writing papers and collecting more evidence

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      • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        You are delightful, and I really appreciate you, and this comment of yours. I didn’t know about this, but you’ve piqued my interest enough that I’m going to go read more about it now. It’s super cool!

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      • itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Please never apologize for sharing like this, it is what makes us human and it is always a delight to share in the joy of sharing and learning.

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    • RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Who are they to judge me, they can’t even do it

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      • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Imagine seeing a bird do a really shitty job of flying and being mad it’s wasting its gift.

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      • Aeao@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Well they can masturbate dolphins. You haven’t ripped the head off anything

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    • slowmolaggins@thelemmy.club ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      With all of these animals being smarter and more aware than we thought, there are fewer and fewer places to safely crank it.

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    • rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Well how about they show me how it’s done before criticising

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Okay this has nothing to do with fish and everything to do with the mirror test. What does it say about you when you know you’ve acquired a doppelganger and you see a photograph and can’t tell if it’s you or the doppel in the photo because it was at the event where you met your doppel and that was 20 years ago

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      • itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Oh that’s just Kyle, he’s from another dimension, he likes to fuck with people. Kind of an asshole.

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  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Image

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    • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Mhm.

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      • xSikes@feddit.online ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Yup

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  • anon_8675309@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    We have a goldfish. Our toddler will put her toys around the outside of the aquarium. Every few days she’ll swap them out. The fish will swim down and look at each one. They both get something out of this arrangement.

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    They’re planning a breakout.

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    • baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      wow nemo’s graphics really didn’t age well

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      • Zorcron@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        No? I think it still looks fine. I think Pixar did pretty well in choosing what types of things they could get away with animating at the time with their early movies.

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      • vogi@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        the unterwater parts arent even the worst, wait till you see the human renders. they scared me for life even back then.

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  • ShellMonkey@piefed.socdojo.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Watching their favorite show?

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    • rugburn@fedinsfw.app ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I used to have gold barbs that would watch TV, I assume the motion of it was more interesting than the same old plants and driftwood in their tank

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  • emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This is why even though I love aquariums, I don’t think I could have one. Like I get that the purpose of the image is to show that they have a much larger space than most other fish kept in aquariums, and that’s a much bigger tank than most people have, but that still doesn’t seem like a lot of room to live their entire life in. It just makes me sad to think about it.

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    • elucubra@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’ve had aquariums on and off through the decades. My last one was a 150 L tank, very well planted, and three small schools, zebras, lneons and guppies. All of them keep to small areas in the wild, and see to be fine in that sort of surroundings. Also, schools are mesmerizing. A Japanese aquarist, Takashi Amano was famous for designing huge aquariums, with massive forests, and just a few fish.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        you just made me want to get fish again. i love tetras but i was a kid. i knew shit about fish so i couldn’t keep them alive. by the time i was old enough to properly care for a fish we had our Oscar and those tetras would have just been Brunch. I don’t think we had a fish named Brunch.

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      • MrSusan@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I think I’ve actually seen one of his aquariums in Lisbon, it was beautiful.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      We had a very well cared for Oscar. He was a smart fish. He really only liked to eat tails. He was in a hundred gallon tank with just a few other fish besides his pet feeder halfgoldfish he refused to finish eating (every time he’d refuse to eat a goldfish, it got named after a meal or a food and became part of the fish family)

      The bastard still tried to commit suicide like once a month. We were just lucky someone was usually home because I know what the cats wanted to do. I don’t know what the damn fish wanted but he’d jump out of the tank regularly.

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    • faintwhenfree@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Genuine question? Does that feeling extended to meat animals in mega farms?

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      • emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Yes? And it also applies to people trapped in tiny apartments or shitty circumstances due to capitalism, but I don’t have the power to change any of those things. I can however not buy an aquarium…

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  • thatradomguy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s like King of The Hill but in a tank.

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    • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      tank hill

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Damn it I heard the theme song in my head

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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Cuddlefish

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    They’re just checking out the monkey in the zoo.

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  • FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    incoming barbershop quintet

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    • Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Image

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      • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Why was the turtle explosive? And why was a guy standing on it?

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    • SSETranquility@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Hahah!

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    They really look like they have a direct view into the kitchen and like you are an amateur sushi chef.

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  • wander1236@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Why does this screenshot have video static?

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Radioactive goldfish

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      • pomegranatefern@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        is this what they mean when they talk about x-ray fish

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  • BarticusR@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    OH SHIT! It’s Mr Creosote!

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    • NABDad@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I had to scroll way too far to find this comment.

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  • thefluffiest@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Your wife has asked them to keep an eye on you

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    • X@piefed.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’m fine with an eye, but ten’s overkill

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  • adarza@piefed.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    you watch them. why can’t they watch you?

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  • PixeIOrange@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Too loud maybe

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  • Pirtatogna@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yep, definitely not enough room. That’s it.

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  • TootSweet@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Does the pet store offer returns?

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    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      “These are defective, are they still under warranty?”

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      • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Turn them off, then on again. That might resolve the problems.

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