Aeao
@Aeao@lemmy.world
- Comment on [deleted] 5 days ago:
It seems to affect the breathalyzer.
I was unfortunately baker acted twice then went back for a third time for complications with my medicine. I couldn’t sleep for 4 days.
Anyway knowing I was about to go back into an institution I decide “no reason I need to be sober for it”
So I chain smoked a few cigarettes and quickly downed one of those club cocktails they sell at the gas station 10 percent abv.
I blew way high on their breathalyzer. I’m a big guy and had one drink very quickly m, then walked in. It put me at well over the legal limit.
For those that are curious it was actually the sedatives they prescribed that kept me awake. A rare side effect some people experience. It was aweful. They made me tired as shit but sleep never came.
- Comment on Parenting advice 5 days ago:
I’m sorry. I had to let my editor go. Rough economy and all…
- Comment on Where can I be explicit and dirty on Lemmy? 6 days ago:
“Time to be a sexist bastard”
I don’t think that gets talked about enough. I’ve never been racist or homophobic because… I have shit to do.
I don’t have the energy when my car breaks down to say “do I really trust a WOMAN mechanic?” I just want my car fixed so I can make it to work.
I envy people who have time to be such assholes. I can’t even find time to watch tv!
- Comment on Where can I be explicit and dirty on Lemmy? 6 days ago:
I’m a member of a femcel community. They mostly talk about not showering. That’s fine, they are clearly very accepting of people because I’m a cis straight male with kids and no one seems to mind when I comment on something.
I’d much rather be around someone smelly than someone….*waves hand generally in OPs direction * … gross.
- Comment on Parenting advice 6 days ago:
You eat it or we send you back up to deal with the Nords. You’re call.
- Comment on Parenting advice 6 days ago:
Somebody hasn’t been eating their blind stew.
- Comment on My Religion 6 days ago:
No can do. I’m from the south. Conversation isn’t supposed to be efficient. I could be held legally responsible if a conversation last shorter than ten minutes.
- Comment on My Religion 6 days ago:
I have pretty severe adhd. Going thru treatment options now because cocaine isnt the standard treatment lol
I drink a lot of soda and before cocaine I was up to 4 amp energy drinks a day plus the sodas.
I was totally one of those “don’t talk to me until I’ve had coffee “ but with energy drinks
- Comment on My Religion 6 days ago:
Whenever I tell people I don’t drink tea or coffee because of my religion the conversation goes like this
“Your Mormon?!”
“Not really, not so much anymore”
“So why don’t you drink it now?!”
“Because it’s gross. It’s an acquired taste I never acquired “
“How do you wake up then?”
“Cocaine”
- Comment on Is there an actual picture of Mohamed or painting that we can view? Without pissing off all of Islam? 1 week ago:
Rodney dangerfield?
- Comment on Anon is British 2 weeks ago:
A lot of guys are wearing them across their chest now. Like a cross body.
We all might have to rename them soon
- Comment on How do people with epilepsy triggered by flashing lights, drive past trees that are backlit by the sun? 2 weeks ago:
Not to mention you are often hated for being a pedestrian. The idea that you don’t use a car makes people angry.
- Comment on Anon is British 2 weeks ago:
I worked at a leather shop that sold what we call “Fanny packs “ I knew to call them waist bags to British people.
I bet this was written by an American.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
Youre right. We should demand Walmart pay its people a living wage.
- Comment on People who don't wear earphones outside - why, and what do you do instead? 3 weeks ago:
My point exactly. When I’m listening to a podcast I’m also 100 percent in the moment. The problem is I’m normally 150 percent of chaos. The podcast bring me down to an enjoyable normal level
- Comment on Dyslexia 4 weeks ago:
A mime?
- Comment on I've heard New Yorkers are devastated 4 weeks ago:
New York City should put on an amazing Woodstock style show for that night instead.
I’m sure they could get plenty of bands to come out just to prove a point.
- Comment on People who don't wear earphones outside - why, and what do you do instead? 4 weeks ago:
It’s not drooling off no more than you’re spacing out in music. It’s just life.
- Comment on Thank you, Boston 4 weeks ago:
I once knew a guy named Irish.
He absolutely wasn’t named Irish and no one else called him Irish…
I’m just easy going and lazy. He said his name Was Irish to me. I memorized Irish. I’m calling him Irish because he told me his name was Irish. Fuck it.
- Comment on Thank you, Boston 4 weeks ago:
Totally a team story.
Guy named mop
Was that his real name a nickname? Who cares. I know the dogs name tho! The brisket was good and if he called on me I guess I’d stand up.
- Comment on Thank you, Boston 4 weeks ago:
I’m saying “I don’t want to get shot… but I’m not afraid of getting shot. Texas is Texas but a stranger is a stranger. Let’s hit this fishing spot together first
- Comment on Thank you, Boston 4 weeks ago:
Exactly! It’s helpful it’s just… “you in some kind of hurry?”
As for your fishing spot. I’ll answer in Texan
“Sounds great but I know how people enjoy a good spot once they found it. We’ll head out sometime together. You bring the beer.”
- Comment on People who don't wear earphones outside - why, and what do you do instead? 4 weeks ago:
So was I. I just did it with humor because I already know it’s normal and why I’m the way I am. I’m illustrating an idea in an attempt to maybe make it “click” for op. Because once an idea click hundreds of dominos fall into place. Many ideas click as a result. At least for me. On click leads to a network of clicks. It’s actually kind of beautiful.
It’s absolutely strange to me that you all can do that. I’m just not shocked by it anymore. I’m old. I know that I’m the different one and I know why.
Op isn’t clicking. I approached it “my way” and we’ll see how much clicks for them.
- Comment on Thank you, Boston 4 weeks ago:
I feel the need to do a Texas one as a Texan
Tex: you must be lost
Person: yes I was traveling…. Looking for… do you know
Long silence
Tex: yep… see I knew you were probably lost. When I saw your car I told my buddy bubba over bubba tips his hat “hey bubba I think he’s lost. Probably looking for the highway.” Are ya… looking for the highway that is.
Person: yes
Tex: ya. That’s what I figured. (Long silence but right before you say something else) you’re probably gonna want to take that road there. It’ll get you to Edna.
Person: is the highway in Edna?
Tex: no, but… you should probably go thru Edna. Less trouble that way. Then you’ll see where the old windmill used to be. Make a left”
Person: left… to the highway?
Tex: no… but that’ll get you to fire station
Person: do I need the fire station
Bubba laughs
Tex: bubba! No but your going to need their help with the tree from August
Person: uhh okay… thank you… I guess I’ll head to that fire station.
- Comment on People who don't wear earphones outside - why, and what do you do instead? 4 weeks ago:
Damn. One day I’ll meet one.
It was a joke.
I have severe ADHD as well. Not everyone has the same symptoms. Good job on keeping your comment short and concise. I can’t do that.
Do you have trouble memorizing facial features. Can you hold eye contact? Do you know your age without doing math?
There are so many symptoms one can have with adhd. A lot of us get really frustrated if we have to focus on one thing. I need my podcasts. I’m listening to Robert Evan’s talk about Jamaican slavery while writing this.
I can’t just do one thing. That’s crazy to imagine. I love listening to nature, I just do it while doing something else. I’m able to focus on both, I have to focus on both.
- Comment on People who don't wear earphones outside - why, and what do you do instead? 4 weeks ago:
Don’t listen to them. I have severe adhd. Like they have me in training videos back when I was a kid.
I spend all day everyday with an earbud in my ear. I don’t really like music so it’s podcasts all day everyday.
You can absolutely experience life fully like this. I walk more than anyone I know. I can point out stars in the sky and how the andromeda galaxy would look in the sky. I watch birds, I walk on the beach every night.
And other times I just let my mind wonder wherever it goes. I think about my day, the people I care about, how I can do more and better.
I do it all with an earbud in my ear. Only one, but always one.
Don’t let people tell you how to live.
- Comment on People who don't wear earphones outside - why, and what do you do instead? 4 weeks ago:
Wow I finally meet someone without adhd.
What’s it like? I bet it’s awesome. So do you just wake up and get stuff done? It’s like being a wizard I bet.
- Comment on Become unrecognizable 4 weeks ago:
Timing is everything. In bed and out.
- Comment on Become unrecognizable 4 weeks ago:
Really depends on the girl. I knew a girl once who wanted the grip of my gun in her. Well she wanted the other end but I believe in always treating a gun like it’s loaded. So we settled on the grip.
Whatever you are into their is someone out there into it too.
That girl is a teacher now.
- Comment on Become unrecognizable 4 weeks ago:
It’s your road to growth. If you can do it all except the sugar you are still doing better than you were before.
You can always tackle the sugar problem down the road when you’re ready to.