Aeao
@Aeao@lemmy.world
- Comment on 18-26 year olds, How do you plan to dodge the draft? 22 hours ago:
Good luck getting us to work effectively lol
That’s rfk just being stupid. He doesn’t have that kind of power.
Also that’s a massive swath of the population it’s not that easy. It would take a lot of time and resources. Which gives me time to go see my cousins.
- Comment on 18-26 year olds, How do you plan to dodge the draft? 1 day ago:
“They will waive that if they have to”
“If”
“they have to”
The further down you are on the list the less likely they’ll need you… and the more time you have to visit you’re cousin overseas if it starts looking to hot outside… in Minecraft of course.
The second thing is rfk can get rid of whatever he wants but people are going to need that thing still. He can ban heart medicine but when a recruiter asks about your health you can still bring up your are supposed to be on medicine and you can’t function without it.
The heart condition excludes you regardless… or… moves you down the list and you have more time to play Minecraft before you have to go visit that cousin of yours.
- Comment on 18-26 year olds, How do you plan to dodge the draft? 1 day ago:
I am at the center of the universe! Please help, there’s no air only this blackish looking hole. Also no good taco places. Send help!
- Comment on 18-26 year olds, How do you plan to dodge the draft? 1 day ago:
So what you’re saying… just so I’m clear and we both are on the same page:
Are insinuating the some are born to wave the flag (the red white and blue) but that ain’t you? Well that is unfortunate, son.
- Comment on 18-26 year olds, How do you plan to dodge the draft? 1 day ago:
Just say you have adhd or some other ailment and require a lot of meds. For most of you that’s probably true. Hell, my medication pile is bigger than my meals.
- Comment on i live in this constant state 1 day ago:
I’m a retail manager and I won’t say “i don’t hire people who list multitasking” because I hire anyone with a pulse but I always roll my eyes at that.
It’s not a brag. It’s admitting you either lie or you are stupid. The brain doesn’t multitask effectively. Theme the facts. The brain “task switches” and that has a delay. Thinking faster than other people is a thing. No one is multitasking and I’d never as someone to attempt it.
- Comment on Why is Iran attacking Dubai and Kuwait? 1 week ago:
The classic strategy of more missiles. Works every time and hurts no one.
- Comment on Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst 2 weeks ago:
Also on a lighter note, I don’t believe in Nebraska. It’s a myth. I’ve never met a person from Nebraska and neither has anyone one else. I’ve never seen a Nebraskan license plate. Is it Nebraskan? Nebraskanight? Nebraskanought?
Do you guys have austronoughts or something? Or is it just corn?
The next town over from me is having a dispute over repaint the water tower that currently features someone you’ve never heard of and his (music?) career.
Anyway I suspect Nebraska news is that all the time.
To be clear I’ll take my stereotype card. I’m from Texas. Yes I had horses but not everyone from Texas did… yes I rode it to school for special events but it wasn’t a day to day a thing. We had a car.
What does Nebraska have? Elephants? My god do you guy have like mammoths or something. I bet you have a good hockey team. I don’t watch sports but it sounds like a Nebraska thing “Nebraska mammoths”
I know sports teams are normally named after a city but I can’t think of a single city in Nebraska. Nebraska city? My good is the state capital Nebraska city and it has an amazing zoo and a board walk are that’s kinda dangerous after sundown?
Nebraska isn’t real
- Comment on Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst 2 weeks ago:
I’ve got bad news for you about capitalism in general.
Dollar tree isn’t specifically bad. In fact I recommend working there if you need a lot of experience really quickly. It’s “easy “ in that way. You’ll move up faster than you would at Walmart.
But yeah most stores regardless of brand there is ALOT more going on than you see. Like someone dropping dead in line 10 min before you walked in. If the store manager is running the register at any store something very bad happend s/happening
- Comment on Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst 2 weeks ago:
Actually the worst part of all is people died at stores. Nothing that was our fault but yeah, I saw people die and didn’t even list that as one of the “sad things” it was just a tuesday
- Comment on Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst 2 weeks ago:
I totally get that and thought about it. People reading it might think differently and I wanted to warn them. Not specifically you.
Funny story though: my ex wife lived in the same small town as me and she told me “you’re employees were talking shit about you”
“Well yeah… I’m the boss. We all talk shit about our bosses “
“Do you want to know what they said “
“Nope.‘if it’s important they’ll talk me directly “
- Comment on Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst 2 weeks ago:
In more ways than people realize. I’ve got so many heartbreaking stories.
My record for most drugs found in the bathroom was six baggies of crystal. One of my jobs as GM+ was “he’s been in the bathroom for a really long time… and there’s no noise in there”
“Alright I get the narcan from my car (we weren’t allowed to keep it in the building but sometimes you need narcan)”
Another horrible story is the time I spent all day stomping on baby Jesus. Products have to be destroyed so not peasants can take them out of the trash. Surprisingly a lot of people didn’t want to stomp on Jesus Christmas ornaments. So I went around to all the store to stomp on Jesus for them.
- Comment on Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst 2 weeks ago:
Sorry I thought it was obvious if you think about it.
It was dollar tree. I worked the transition from family dollar-dollar tree- dollar tree plus.
What I can say good about dollar tree is I went from part time cashier on Christmas for extra money to running stores in 6 months. I opened 7 stores, lead the stocking teams, helped out at dozens of stores and was “person you call” when you don’t know who to call. DMs called me. On the other hand i had a mental breakdown (litterly I was hospitalized for close to a month then I moved home with my mother that’s how damaging the work was under that one specific district manager) so dollar tree is a great place to move up but it’s like… Harvey Weinstein…. Yeah he can make you a star but at a cost.
Lol sorry I have ptsd lol
- Comment on Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst 2 weeks ago:
I worked for a dollar branded store they would monitor the companies Reddit for employees that were being saying something bad.
They’d look thru the account for pictures of the store layout or anything identifiable. Like the weather on certain days were specifically helpful yes.
- Comment on *FREEEEM*; *sad birthday boy noises* 3 weeks ago:
The English translation isn’t exactly optimistic.
- Comment on A heart-warming story 3 weeks ago:
I understand your dismay. Believe me I’m not saying the behavior is right. I’m just describing what is.
You nailed it. They will no call no show to appointments to try out wedding cake samples. Giving blood isn’t even fun. They only made the appointment because they didn’t want to look selfish for the blood drive people.
- Comment on A heart-warming story 3 weeks ago:
I wish that wouldn’t happen… does it really seem wild though? People skip all kinds of appointments without calling.
- Comment on Follow me for more shitty diet tips 3 weeks ago:
“Have you considered cocaine?”
- Comment on Is there a culture/country that doesn't have sarcasm in its language? 4 weeks ago:
I heard a story from Japan where an American business man was sarcastic and the meeting got quiet. He was like “it’s a joke because-“
“We got it. We just thought it was inappropriate “
- Comment on *FREEEEM*; *sad birthday boy noises* 4 weeks ago:
There’s a song about that!
- Comment on What should I NOT do in front of rich people? 4 weeks ago:
Don’t tell me how to eat my food. Im not making demands of you.
- Comment on Is ironing clothes significantly less common now? 4 weeks ago:
If you talking about recently I don’t know but ironing use to be more important before modern fabrics.
It’s a blend of shit that less natural but doesn’t get crazy wrinkled.
I once bought a vintage shirt I liked after one wash it looked like on of those instant towels. I could have ironed it but I just stopped wearing the shirt.
- Comment on no doubt 4 weeks ago:
Not great for coke
- Comment on I've Hit The Perfect Weight 4 weeks ago:
I know what you mean but I can’t help but joke
“Dolly Parton, Keanu Reeves, who are the other 3 significant figures it can’t accurately weigh
- Comment on I've Hit The Perfect Weight 5 weeks ago:
Could you please explain why bathroom scales aren’t accurate? I love to learn and this is new to me.
A scale is a scale right?
- Comment on I've Hit The Perfect Weight 5 weeks ago:
I mean… we have hands because we evolved for most species they are feet. We kinda do have 4 feet
- Comment on I've Hit The Perfect Weight 5 weeks ago:
That explains a lot lol. For the record I think America should switch to metric but until we do I thinks in freedom units.
- Comment on I've Hit The Perfect Weight 5 weeks ago:
I didn’t realize we were using metric. I was thinking 120 Big Macs. My mistake.
- Comment on I've Hit The Perfect Weight 5 weeks ago:
How tall are you? If I was down to 120 I would be near death.
- Comment on With all this talk about Ai not being profitable why aren't we using it in video games? I dont mean replacing developers I mean in NPCs in the game. I make them more realistic. 5 weeks ago:
God I hope not because my ideas are terrible. Like it’s parade enshitifaction mostly.
I’ve got one now I’ll share with y’all before ChatGPT.
So imagine this hypothetical.
I’ve spent 100 mil dollars to develop a breathing disk that helps people who have low oxegen levels or elderly people who have trouble breathing. It a charity endeavor. Saves lots of lives and is “perfectly say”
Next anytime someone goes in for any type of throat problem. He’ll any surfer “might as well give a power lung. It’s statistically safer to do it now while we’re in here than wait until it eventually fails”
A few years later it’s a “safe devicve” and it comes in a lot of colors.
The commercials blar “are you breathing properly? Have you experienced True Air tm. , if not, what have you been breathing.
With new monitors, breathing air can be set to “date mode” for the best breathing to get that number, from your crush. And… what comes after. New version has a sports mode for high heart rate activity”
A few years later it’s a subscription service. The best part is the people getting fucked can’t complain, the can’t afford to yell. They are skipping breaths to save money.
But if you don’t pay you don’t get to breathe.
That’s the kind of shit I talk about with ChatGPT.