Youâre from very eloquent part of Texas
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Aeao@lemmy.world â¨3⊠â¨months⊠ago
this reminds me of one of my âcowboy phrasesâ
Im from Texas but I live somewhere else now. My employees laugh at some things I thought were common phrases.
Anyway âŚ
Person: I wish/wanted/hoped (blank)
Me: yeah, and I wish frogs had wings so they didnât have to bump their ass on the ground when they hopped. Life is full of little disappointments.
Soku@lemmy.world â¨3⊠â¨months⊠ago
Aeao@lemmy.world â¨3⊠â¨months⊠ago
Want to hear another one that isnât Texan, I think itâs just me?
When someone is hurrying me or being impatient Iâll say
âChill Vladimir, donât be Russianâ
UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com â¨3⊠â¨months⊠ago
Oh thatâs a good one, stolen.
TurtleTourParty@midwest.social â¨3⊠â¨months⊠ago
My dad always said ââI seeâ said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.â
Aeao@lemmy.world â¨3⊠â¨months⊠ago
Thatâs the original phrase yes.