You’re from very eloquent part of Texas
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Aeao@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
this reminds me of one of my “cowboy phrases”
Im from Texas but I live somewhere else now. My employees laugh at some things I thought were common phrases.
Anyway …
Person: I wish/wanted/hoped (blank)
Me: yeah, and I wish frogs had wings so they didn’t have to bump their ass on the ground when they hopped. Life is full of little disappointments.
Soku@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Aeao@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Want to hear another one that isn’t Texan, I think it’s just me?
When someone is hurrying me or being impatient I’ll say
“Chill Vladimir, don’t be Russian”
UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
Oh that’s a good one, stolen.
TurtleTourParty@midwest.social 1 week ago
My dad always said “‘I see’ said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.”
Aeao@lemmy.world 1 week ago
That’s the original phrase yes.