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They just made the winning bid

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The cheapest possible product that meets the requirements.

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    • TomMasz@piefed.social ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This describes most of the Internet. Which, naturally, was a orginally a (D)ARPA project.

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    • Delphia@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      As opposed to the vast majority of consumer products?

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    • Winter_Oven@piefed.social ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      that…sounds good?

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      • thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It’s more like “meets” requirements

        And usually it’s specifically functional requirements. Unless it was spelled out, it was considered and or was designed out / shitty to save cash

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      • scytale@piefed.zip ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Unfortunately in this case meets requirements just means it ticks a box. The meme is talking about people thinking military grade is top of the line. Like how the cheapest tire you can buy is legal and meets regulations, but it doesn’t mean it’s good.

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      • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It depends on how well you specified the requirements. Like not leaving out things you might consider obvious. Eg if you’re specifying a sight that includes a range scale, make sure you include that the ranges should be calibrated such that calibrating it at one range will make it accurate at the others instead of just adding random lines and numbers that look like it shows correct range dropoff, and that the ranges correspond to the ammunition that will be fired instead of just copy/pasting from a .22 range sight.

        Think of it like making a wish from a genie (folklore genie, not disney).

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      • chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I review bids for government frequently. The requirement is to accept the lowest bid that meets all the requirements. The thing is, if the requirements aren’t written well, it can be a very, very bad deal.

        For instance we bid out for a janitorial contract where the bid did not include refilling cleaner bottles from the dispenser in the janitorial closet, so we had to accept a bid where that wasn’t included, and they charged us $60 every time they topped off the bottles.

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      • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I guess cheapest to manufacture, but not necessatily cheapest to buy

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  • Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    One notable exception: temperature ranges for electronics. The electronics may be shit, but they will still work when the soldier is an ice popsicle or a roasted piece of meat.

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    • CucumberFetish@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Military or automotive grade electronics go hard

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    • ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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      • Little1Lost@gehirneimer.de ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Affirmative!

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    • this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      or attempts at water proofing… I didn’t say it worked I said attempts were attempted.

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  • iocase@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “lowest bidder and manufactured as shittily as possible without violating the contract” doesn’t roll of the tongue quite the same.

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    • Napster153@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      COUGH F-35 RAPTOR COUGH

      Quite the embezzlement.

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      • iocase@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Image

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  • pelya@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Green paint will be extra $2000.

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    • Alatain@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I worked on a green missile system. This is very accurate

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  • TheMuffinMan@piefed.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    As someone who works in defence & surveillance as a systems engineer (so by every measure a civilian), I’m still the one on the right… military grade hardware is a fucking nightmare to integrate into larger systems.

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    • affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I believe you but can you explain why?

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      • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Are we getting a schematic of proprietary technology on Lemmy? Let me get my notebook.

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      • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’m guessing poor documentation exacerbated by security clearance checks.

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  • jlow@slrpnk.net ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I saw “military grade” phone screen protectors at the charity shop today (made me lol), so this is quite timely!

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    • Johnmannesca@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Well ATAK is a thing, so it better have a mighty hinge or else it’s not fit for combat

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How the bots aggregate upvotes that are likely veterans.

    Lemmy is public, y’all. Be careful.

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    • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What perceived risk are you trying to imply?

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  • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Really depends on what you want and expect. “Military Grade” or real military surplus? I’ve been happy with my diesel generator and the jerry cans are definitely better then civilian stuff. I managed to get a military surplus 6.2L diesel engine for a engine swap, which has a few advantages over the civilian version. Water proof, steel ammo cans are definitely plastic shoe boxes from walmart.

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    • Paddzr@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Not sure about US but UK Surplus clothing is the best. I have tropic trousers and they’re not only super comfortable, they’re the most practical with insane amount of pockets and will survive whatever i do in them… and they cost 1/4 of a store brand jeans.

      Tops are also super cheap but you can get away with camo pants, camo long sleeves makes you stand out. But the bug repellant treated tops are awesome in the summer.

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      • Napster153@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Man I want to get military surplus too just to date curiosity but I am afraid of getting yeeted into the Larpers’ group.

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  • darthsundhaft@piefed.social ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why are they making a 3rd movie? Pixar needs to stop.

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    • cobysev@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s not Pixar, it’s Disney.

      Pixar got its animation start when John Lasseter got fired from Disney for promoting CG animation over the traditional hand-drawn animation. He moved over to the Lucasfilm CG studio, which was later renamed “Pixar.”

      Through Pixar (after Steve Jobs bought it from George Lucas), Lasseter and his team proceeded to not only revolutionize CG animation, but to create incredible unique stories with it. They were seen as a real competitor to Disney for a while. They only started making sequels when they started collaborating with Disney.

      Eventually, Disney realized the money to be made from CG animation, so they bought out Pixar. Now it’s a Disney product and their ideas are bankrupt once again. We don’t get original stories anymore, just a bunch of unnecessary sequels and garbage films that were probably written by AI.

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