DIE MART DIE
Some of these feel more popular than others
Submitted 2 days ago by CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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DoucheBagMcSwag@piefed.social 2 days ago
microcapybara@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
No store that speaks German could be a bad business!
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Do the loaner tits come with a girl attached?
slothrop@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
Indeed, there’s a bird indicated.
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Only if you join my cult first
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Done!
recentSlinky@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
That costs extra
TheWordBotcher@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I imagine ass world looks like a rap video of twerking. Sign me up.
IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
The catch is that it’s every kind of ass. Man, woman, clean, filthy, gassy, gaping, tight, cats, dogs, cows, pigs, everything.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 days ago
As long as it’s broken down by section, that’s fine.
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I was with you till cats
sundray@lemmus.org 2 days ago
A veritable world, if you will.
OwOarchist@pawb.social 2 days ago
Only one?
But how am I supposed to afford Ass World without first getting a Tit Loan?
moakley@lemmy.world 2 days ago
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Couldn’t agree more
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 days ago
So what I’m hearing is anyone who goes to ASS WORLD Can’t go to HELL.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Wow!
Odo@lemmy.world 2 days ago
bizarroland@lemmy.world 2 days ago
What happens when you can’t pay back your tit loan?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 days ago
You go tits up.
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
Well I’m already in hell, so I guess I’ll make it a bit better and slap on some loaner titties
Mwa@thelemmy.club 2 days ago
Die mart.
(Am interpreting die mart as a hit man mart)RadioEthiopiate@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
No, that’s German for “the mart, the”…
Mwa@thelemmy.club 2 days ago
Real
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 days ago
There used to be a website that let you turn letters on and off on signs like these, just for giggles.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 days ago
Michealsoft Bindows
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Kinda concerned, looks like I’m going to die mart alone?
Sabata11792@ani.social 2 days ago
Why would I go to hell when I can go to Ass World?
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
I choose
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