Star Wars and Jurassic Park music composer John Williams, aged 94

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• BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I hate you so much

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  • protist@retrofed.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Totally got me. Almost sent this to all my friends

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  • SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Oh thank fuck

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• phoenixarise@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Man fuck this holiday 😂

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  • j_elgato@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It quieted down a good bit - used to be every site had their own gag.

    After the 2016 election it was quietly decided that we had been fucked with enough, and didn’t need to spend EXTRA time reading something online that we couldn’t possibly accept as being true.

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• Derpenheim@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I wish you warm pillows and icy bathroom floors

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  • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Soggy french fries, a dead remote control.

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  • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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    • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • phoenixarise@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Whoa. I’m saving this one for sure. 😂

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    May your favorite shirt never fit right again.

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• whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  headshot memorial for Bob Odenkirk but with dates showing he’s still alive

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  • LiveLM@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It’s all good, man

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• FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Fuck you

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• BallShapedMan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Damnit… I hate you so much right now.

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• Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Haha top tier shit post.

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• Surp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I hope you go pee in the toilet pull up your pants or put your dong back in your pants and then some pee comes out of your private part that was left inside of said private part and leaks in your pants while at your workplace so you have to be wet for awhile in your crotch area.

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This happens to me a lot. Do you think it’s a curse like this or should like see a doctor maybe?

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Nah just visit calicocutpants dot com

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    • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Milk the gooch

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  • Aeao@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’d like to add I hope your coffee spills on your breakfast on your way to work and you don’t have time to get another breakfast or coffee.

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    • howrar@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I don’t drink coffee, my breakfast is usually a meal replacement shake, and I work from home on most days. I wonder what long series of extremely improbable events would have to happen for me to end up owning any coffee at all and then somehow having it end up in my shaker bottle while I’m on route from the kitchen to my office.

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The proper terminology is “crotchal area.”

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• PizzaLamp25@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  You made me say “WHAT THE FUCK, NO!” in a meeting.

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• Snowclone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  May the inside of your ear always itch. Just past the bend.

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• ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I audibly gasped 🖕

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• The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Image

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• idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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• BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Don’t fucking scare me like that!

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I mean, he really is 94. You’re going to have to prepare yourself.

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    • BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Yep, fair enough.

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Immediately thought he must be dead. I was just saying to my partner how awesome the JP music is while we watched whatever the new piece of crap (but entertaining) thing was. Great music. Some of the best.

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• randamumaki@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  He looks good for his age.

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• EfreetSK@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Ah, may he rest in sheets.

  I mean everyone needs a good sleep, especially at such age

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• BurgerBaron@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Okay you finally got me you motherfuck, proud of you ❤️

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• TastyWheat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I have but one updoot to give. Fucking brilliant 👏

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• LordCrom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Fuck you

  You got an actual GASP out of me on this post.

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• Armand1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Unrelated, but I just learnt that Dick van Dyke is 100 years old as of last December and still kicking.

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  • IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That… How many degrees of Kevin Bacon did you fly through, to teach this thought? 👀

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    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Famous old man still alive

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• PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Kys

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  • SomethingBurger@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    😘

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• JDPoZ@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Literally made my heart jump.

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• S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  La concha de tu madre…

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• FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  i hate this day i hate this day i hate this day

  my parent’s anniversary today btw. source of much ribbing for them.

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• TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Pretty asshole post, ngl

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• WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Almost had my heart drop out my ass reading this.

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• ptolemai@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  He’s decomposing

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• VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  LMAO

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