Man fuck this holiday 😂
Star Wars and Jurassic Park music composer John Williams, aged 94
Submitted 2 months ago by SomethingBurger@jlai.lu to [deleted]
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phoenixarise@lemmy.world 2 months ago
j_elgato@leminal.space 2 months ago
It quieted down a good bit - used to be every site had their own gag.
After the 2016 election it was quietly decided that we had been fucked with enough, and didn’t need to spend EXTRA time reading something online that we couldn’t possibly accept as being true.
Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I wish you warm pillows and icy bathroom floors
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Soggy french fries, a dead remote control.
phoenixarise@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Whoa. I’m saving this one for sure. 😂
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
May your favorite shirt never fit right again.
whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
LiveLM@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
It’s all good, man
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Fuck you
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Damnit… I hate you so much right now.
Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Haha top tier shit post.
Surp@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I hope you go pee in the toilet pull up your pants or put your dong back in your pants and then some pee comes out of your private part that was left inside of said private part and leaks in your pants while at your workplace so you have to be wet for awhile in your crotch area.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
This happens to me a lot. Do you think it’s a curse like this or should like see a doctor maybe?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Nah just visit calicocutpants dot com
Aeao@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’d like to add I hope your coffee spills on your breakfast on your way to work and you don’t have time to get another breakfast or coffee.
howrar@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I don’t drink coffee, my breakfast is usually a meal replacement shake, and I work from home on most days. I wonder what long series of extremely improbable events would have to happen for me to end up owning any coffee at all and then somehow having it end up in my shaker bottle while I’m on route from the kitchen to my office.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 months ago
The proper terminology is “crotchal area.”
PizzaLamp25@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You made me say “WHAT THE FUCK, NO!” in a meeting.
Snowclone@lemmy.world 2 months ago
May the inside of your ear always itch. Just past the bend.
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I audibly gasped 🖕
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 2 months ago
idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Don’t fucking scare me like that!
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I mean, he really is 94. You’re going to have to prepare yourself.
BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Yep, fair enough.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
Immediately thought he must be dead. I was just saying to my partner how awesome the JP music is while we watched whatever the new piece of crap (but entertaining) thing was. Great music. Some of the best.
randamumaki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
He looks good for his age.
EfreetSK@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ah, may he rest in sheets.
I mean everyone needs a good sleep, especially at such age
BurgerBaron@piefed.social 2 months ago
Okay you finally got me you motherfuck, proud of you ❤️
TastyWheat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I have but one updoot to give. Fucking brilliant 👏
LordCrom@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Fuck you
You got an actual GASP out of me on this post.
Armand1@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Unrelated, but I just learnt that Dick van Dyke is 100 years old as of last December and still kicking.
IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
That… How many degrees of Kevin Bacon did you fly through, to teach this thought? 👀
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Famous old man still alive
JDPoZ@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Literally made my heart jump.
S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
La concha de tu madre…
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 months ago
i hate this day i hate this day i hate this day
my parent’s anniversary today btw. source of much ribbing for them.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Pretty asshole post, ngl
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Almost had my heart drop out my ass reading this.
ptolemai@lemmy.world 2 months ago
He’s decomposing
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
LMAO
BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
I hate you so much
protist@retrofed.com 2 months ago
Totally got me. Almost sent this to all my friends
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Oh thank fuck