Man fuck this holiday 😂
Star Wars and Jurassic Park music composer John Williams, aged 94
Submitted 2 weeks ago by SomethingBurger@jlai.lu to [deleted]
https://jlai.lu/pictrs/image/ec2d72aa-0b47-4008-bf85-0a697ca2832e.jpeg
Comments
phoenixarise@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
j_elgato@leminal.space 2 weeks ago
It quieted down a good bit - used to be every site had their own gag.
After the 2016 election it was quietly decided that we had been fucked with enough, and didn’t need to spend EXTRA time reading something online that we couldn’t possibly accept as being true.
Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I wish you warm pillows and icy bathroom floors
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Soggy french fries, a dead remote control.
phoenixarise@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Whoa. I’m saving this one for sure. 😂
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
May your favorite shirt never fit right again.
whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
LiveLM@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
It’s all good, man
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Fuck you
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Damnit… I hate you so much right now.
Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Haha top tier shit post.
Surp@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I hope you go pee in the toilet pull up your pants or put your dong back in your pants and then some pee comes out of your private part that was left inside of said private part and leaks in your pants while at your workplace so you have to be wet for awhile in your crotch area.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
This happens to me a lot. Do you think it’s a curse like this or should like see a doctor maybe?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Nah just visit calicocutpants dot com
Aeao@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’d like to add I hope your coffee spills on your breakfast on your way to work and you don’t have time to get another breakfast or coffee.
howrar@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I don’t drink coffee, my breakfast is usually a meal replacement shake, and I work from home on most days. I wonder what long series of extremely improbable events would have to happen for me to end up owning any coffee at all and then somehow having it end up in my shaker bottle while I’m on route from the kitchen to my office.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
The proper terminology is “crotchal area.”
PizzaLamp25@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You made me say “WHAT THE FUCK, NO!” in a meeting.
Snowclone@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
May the inside of your ear always itch. Just past the bend.
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I audibly gasped 🖕
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Don’t fucking scare me like that!
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I mean, he really is 94. You’re going to have to prepare yourself.
BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Yep, fair enough.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
Immediately thought he must be dead. I was just saying to my partner how awesome the JP music is while we watched whatever the new piece of crap (but entertaining) thing was. Great music. Some of the best.
randamumaki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
He looks good for his age.
EfreetSK@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ah, may he rest in sheets.
I mean everyone needs a good sleep, especially at such age
BurgerBaron@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Okay you finally got me you motherfuck, proud of you ❤️
TastyWheat@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I have but one updoot to give. Fucking brilliant 👏
LordCrom@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Fuck you
You got an actual GASP out of me on this post.
Armand1@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Unrelated, but I just learnt that Dick van Dyke is 100 years old as of last December and still kicking.
IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
That… How many degrees of Kevin Bacon did you fly through, to teach this thought? 👀
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Famous old man still alive
JDPoZ@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Literally made my heart jump.
S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
La concha de tu madre…
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
i hate this day i hate this day i hate this day
my parent’s anniversary today btw. source of much ribbing for them.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Pretty asshole post, ngl
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Almost had my heart drop out my ass reading this.
ptolemai@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
He’s decomposing
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
LMAO
BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
I hate you so much
protist@retrofed.com 2 weeks ago
Totally got me. Almost sent this to all my friends
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Oh thank fuck