I hate you so much
Star Wars and Jurassic Park music composer John Williams, aged 94
Submitted 8 hours ago by SomethingBurger@jlai.lu to [deleted]
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BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 hours ago
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 hour ago
Oh thank fuck
protist@retrofed.com 6 hours ago
Totally got me. Almost sent this to all my friends
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 3 hours ago
Fuck you
Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
I wish you warm pillows and icy bathroom floors
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
Soggy french fries, a dead remote control.
phoenixarise@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Whoa. I’m saving this one for sure. 😂
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
May your favorite shirt never fit right again.
phoenixarise@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Man fuck this holiday 😂
j_elgato@leminal.space 5 hours ago
It quieted down a good bit - used to be every site had their own gag.
After the 2016 election it was quietly decided that we had been fucked with enough, and didn’t need to spend EXTRA time reading something online that we couldn’t possibly accept as being true.
PizzaLamp25@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
You made me say “WHAT THE FUCK, NO!” in a meeting.
BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 hours ago
Don’t fucking scare me like that!
Surp@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
I hope you go pee in the toilet pull up your pants or put your dong back in your pants and then some pee comes out of your private part that was left inside of said private part and leaks in your pants while at your workplace so you have to be wet for awhile in your crotch area.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
This happens to me a lot. Do you think it’s a curse like this or should like see a doctor maybe?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Nah just visit calicocutpants dot com
Aeao@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
I’d like to add I hope your coffee spills on your breakfast on your way to work and you don’t have time to get another breakfast or coffee.
howrar@lemmy.ca 5 minutes ago
I don’t drink coffee, my breakfast is usually a meal replacement shake, and I work from home on most days. I wonder what long series of extremely improbable events would have to happen for me to end up owning any coffee at all and then somehow having it end up in my shaker bottle while I’m on route from the kitchen to my office.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 hours ago
The proper terminology is “crotchal area.”
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
I audibly gasped 🖕
umbrella@lemmy.ml 5 hours ago
sneaky. great bit.
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Damnit… I hate you so much right now.
LordCrom@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Fuck you
You got an actual GASP out of me on this post.
idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Pretty asshole post, ngl
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
ptolemai@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
He’s decomposing
randamumaki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 hours ago
He looks good for his age.
EfreetSK@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Ah, may he rest in sheets.
I mean everyone needs a good sleep, especially at such age
JDPoZ@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Literally made my heart jump.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Almost had my heart drop out my ass reading this.
Armand1@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Unrelated, but I just learnt that Dick van Dyke is 100 years old as of last December and still kicking.
IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 5 hours ago
That… How many degrees of Kevin Bacon did you fly through, to teach this thought? 👀
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
Famous old man still alive
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 hours ago
LMAO
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
Fuck thee profligate scum.
Ave True to Caesar.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
i hate this day i hate this day i hate this day
my parent’s anniversary today btw. source of much ribbing for them.
tux7350@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Alenalda@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
I’m tired of looking at old man nussy.
Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 19 minutes ago
Haha top tier shit post.