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- Comment on Star Wars and Jurassic Park music composer John Williams, aged 94 1 week ago:
I hope you go pee in the toilet pull up your pants or put your dong back in your pants and then some pee comes out of your private part that was left inside of said private part and leaks in your pants while at your workplace so you have to be wet for awhile in your crotch area.
- Comment on Epic CEO Tim Sweeney says 'employers will see a stream of resumes of once-in-a-lifetime quality' after the company laid off more than 1,000 people 2 weeks ago:
Care to share?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
You taught me you can add tags for people. I made yours say likes crack just for fun!
- Comment on Developers Were Left in the Dark About DLSS 5 3 weeks ago:
You say that but you’re playing new “aaa” games at low settings probably…which is fine…but just saying.
- Comment on "Palworld is going to be the survival crafting game everyone always wanted" and "people will be shocked" at how big 1.0 is, says Pocketpair publishing lead 3 weeks ago:
Honestly pokemon has kinda sucked for a long time now and they deserve the ass kicking they got from pal world. We don’t need game freak anymore…they can’t be bothered to make a good game.
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- Comment on 18-26 year olds, How do you plan to dodge the draft? 4 weeks ago:
Not to break anyone’s spirits but I find it funny many of you believe your age, sexual orientation, health issues, etc., will matter to people like this. If they want you they are going to try to send you.
- Comment on I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion. 5 weeks ago:
Aol mp3 channel 1
- Comment on Because, f**k you! That's why. 1 month ago:
This sentence is the problem most people that are basic end users that use windows have. They have no fucking clue why so many versions exist (or flavors what have you) and have no idea what to install. Windows gives them the comfort of an all encompassing OS even if it’s shitty it’s easy. My 67 year old mom probably can’t just use Linux.
- Comment on "I made a website to revive dead multiplayer games (GameDate)" by batty 1 month ago:
This is neat!
- Comment on Quidk! I need a chili recipe. What would you add to a pound of hamburger, diced jalapenos, chili powder and bloody mary mix? 1 month ago:
Red kidney beans for sure I’m serious
- Comment on Man posts his incorrect opinion online 2 months ago:
This is bullshit every house I go to for all my friends in USA is shoes off…lol what?
- Comment on RetroDECK 0.10.0b Is a Ground-Up Rewrite, Not Just an Update 2 months ago:
I haven’t looked yet but does it link up with retro achievements?
- Comment on It's easy 2 months ago:
What middle class
- Comment on It's easy 2 months ago:
I’m sorry but that is called rich these days.
- Comment on PS5 ROM Keys Leaked: Sony’s Unpatchable Security Nightmare (2026) | The CyberSec Guru 3 months ago:
That’s what I wanna do with my PS5 make it a steam machine
- Comment on Make me feel like a man 3 months ago:
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- Comment on Why? 4 months ago:
Yes
- Comment on Countdown is starting 4 months ago:
Wut
- Comment on Unlike most people, I get my information from a vetted, trusted source. 4 months ago:
I used chatgpt for this so no idea if it’s valid.
Here is a full translation of all the Japanese text from the magazine cover. (Some phrases are stylized or old-fashioned “magazine hype,” so I’ve translated them naturally but kept the tone.)
American Police
(アメリカンポリス)
Top-right: 定価 1,800円 — “Fixed price: 1,800 yen”
Blue header: ワールド・ワイド・プレス — “World Wide Press” Wild Mook 44 — (Mook = magazine + book)
Main Yellow Text (Center-left column)
アメリカの熱気とニオイが、立派にポリスたちをもちメリットいっぱいのぞこんだ32ページ！ ページをめくるキミの手が、あつくなる！！
“A full 32 pages packed with the heat and atmosphere of America and its police! Your hands will get hot as you turn the pages!”
Middle Text Block
アメリカポリスの特殊部隊 “Special Units of the American Police”
SWAT大特集
“Special Feature: SWAT”
ロサンゼルス・ポリス アトランタ・ポリス フィラデルフィア・ポリス “Los Angeles Police Atlanta Police Philadelphia Police”
SWATを中心に、ポリスの攻撃力について迫っています。 緊迫した突入、制圧の作戦がわかる！！ “Focusing on SWAT, we explore the offensive capability of the police. Learn about high-tension entry and suppression tactics!”
極秘ファイル：SWAT攻撃マニュアル “Top-secret file: SWAT assault manual”
ビッグ・プレゼント!!
“Big Giveaway!!”
とっておきのアメリカン・ポリス・プレゼントを 抽選でドッサリ大放出！ “A massive lottery giveaway of special American police goods!”
**アメリカン・ポリスのウソ・ホンベン
BEST 218** “American Police: Truths & Lies — BEST 218”
Right-side Column
素晴らしきかなアメリカンポリスの世界 “The wonderful world of the American police”
ポリス映画・TVについて語ろう！！ ポリスの歴史を語ろう！！ 武力を伴ったポリスの権力について考える！！ そして『ワイルダー・ザーン(ザ・ソウル？)』をさぐる！！ “Let’s talk about police movies and TV!! Let’s discuss the history of the police!! Let’s consider police authority and the use of force!! And let’s explore the ‘wilder side’ of the police!!” (“ワイルダー・ザーン” seems to be a stylized or foreign phrase used for flavor.)
〈アメリカン〉ポリス 映画・TVカタログ “American Police: Movie & TV Catalog”
Bottom-right (small text)
監修 水野晴郎 “Supervised by: Haruo Mizuno” (a known Japanese film critic)
Editorial Advisor | Haruo Mizuno (repeated in English)
If you want, I can also: 📌 translate the cover into smoother natural English magazine wording 📌 identify the foods shown 📌 explain the cultural context behind this type of 80s–90s Japanese “mook” magazines
- Comment on After Today's meeting where Trump fell in love with Mamdani, this is MAGA tomorrow morning. 4 months ago:
Quite!
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- Comment on GTA 6 dev Rockstar says recent firings were due to leaks of "confidential information" and were "in no way related to people's right to join a union" 5 months ago:
I’d tell you all to not buy GTA 6 in protest but so may people seem to just not give a fuck even if they say they do. Record sales will probably happen anyways.
- Comment on Protip: Don't lose count 5 months ago:
Which master ken video is this I can’t seem to find it on YouTube
- Comment on For those of you who enjoy open-world games, how big of a world is too big? 5 months ago:
The halo infinite campaign open world was kind of not alive enough so even though I’ve played bigger game worlds I think that’s something to consider…
- Comment on Got Banned for Fixing Roku — The Paul Blart Mod Chronicles 5 months ago:
Fuck reddit I mean that’s all. I stopped looking at it so long ago.
- Comment on My AYN Thor 5 months ago:
I want this
