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  • MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Cowabunga gozaimasu

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Enjoy your meal!”

    “Thanks, you too!”

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      notices them furiously masterbate while watching me eat

      …

      nods in approval

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      • jeffep@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Origins of the bukkake udon

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      • diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Thats the best part 🤤

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    • blinfabian@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      いただきます!

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    • RagingRobot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s not weird people eat meals all the time. They can just enjoy their next one. No wasted joy

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  • Objection@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    One time my parents pressured me to say something in Japanese to a chef at a hibachi restaurant and he replied “Oh, was that Japanese? I’m from New York.” I wanted to die.

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    • Napster153@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Restore honor through ritual sudoku it is.

      Do it in front of parents in the living room to establish dominance.

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      • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        “uhhhhhh I think that’s a 4… wait no there’s already a 4… FUCK”

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  • DagwoodIII@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I live in New York City.

    We have a lot Mexican restaurants run by Chinese people.

    A few pizza parlors run by Mexicans.

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    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Melting pot

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      • Cort@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yeah them too. The fondue restaurants are not run by the Swiss, but the Italians.

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      • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I love fondues.

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      In the Bay Area we have lots of pizza places run by Indian people.

      Some of them will offer Indian style toppings, like paneer, which is actually pretty good.

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      • DagwoodIII@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Slightly off topic.

        https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-32544343

        tl, dr = Hollywood star had a refugee do her nails. Realized that there were a lot of similar ladies who needed a way to make money.

        I’m guessing that there was someone who showed one Indian how to open a pizza place and they inspired/aided others.

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  • BCsven@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Similar when I was in the UK at a Fish and Chip shop. Sikh man asking if I want Curry on my Chips, and then after paying and leaving he says “Ta Mate”

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    • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Seems normal to me.

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    • BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Did you get curry on the chips?

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      • BCsven@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Of course!

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t touch-y my moustache!

    (I’d never actually heard that one untill a Japanese guy I met at a bar said it, and then explained it to me as a joke, after I attempted a tiny bit of actual Japanese with him).

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    • Napster153@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Peak Human experience. That’s an unnamed brother for life.

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      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        … Is there any kind of way to translate the, intent, of the phrase ‘brother from another mother’ into Japanese, without it being extremely literal, lol?

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    • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Don’t touch-y my moustache

      Also “Eat a duck I must,” which at least carries a similar thematic meaning of eating as the original phrase.

      In your story are you sure you didn’t meet Rawhide Kobayashi?

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      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Oh my god, ‘Eat a duck I must’, I’m using mouthwash atm and that almost made me do a spit take, that’s amazing lol!

        Unfortunately I cannot see the image, ita not loading/displaying right for me, and I’ve also not heard of Rawhide Kobayashi.

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    • RedAggroBest@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Don’t touch-y my moustache

      Okay my Japanese is not good enough to get the joke. Please explain?

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      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It is a… comical approximation of:

        どういたしまして

        Dō-i-ta-shi-ma-shi-te

        Roughly:

        Dough Ee Tah She Ma She Tay

        … but all said rapidly, together.

        It means “You’re welcome”, but is maybe slightly more formal than it is casual.

        The joke is that it is maybe what a native English speaker would hear, when a native Japanese speaker says “You’re welcome” in Japanese.

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  • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t forget sayonara. It feels like it could be a Spanish word too.

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    • NannerBanner@literature.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It was weird learning how many of the random words I had in my vocabulary were actual foreign words, not even loan words but just had been used by neighbors who had likely had immigrant parents or were immigrants themselves. Ciao, sayonara, adios, ohayo (which I seriously thought was just, “Oh! Hi! Oh!” as if it was an exaggerated ahoy)…

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      • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        ohayo (which I seriously thought was just, “Oh! Hi! Oh!” as if it was an exaggerated ahoy)…

        Thats hella Ohio bruhhh

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  • jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Arigathanks

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    • Frozengyro@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Grassyass

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  • SlurpingPus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And then if you speak Japanese in a Japanese restaurant, they ignore the fuck out of you.

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    • jeffep@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Can’t really say it so clearly. Are you a Chinese exchange student who has been studying Japanese for a year and somewhat gets by? You’re fine. Are you a literal native speaker but your father is black and you’re a ハーフ?

      ソリー!イングリッシュメニュー?アイラブアメリカ!

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  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Habla escargo? Heh… I’m bilateral!

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  • MithranArkanere@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    When I meet some shoopkeepeers who look Chinese, I have the urge to say something that sounds kinda like “knee how” but I don’t because I don’t know what that means. Freaking Babel curse, man.

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    • FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ni hao means hello in Mandarin Chinese

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      • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Then they hit you with “I’m Vietnamese”

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  • itisileclerk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Or “gracias” to the local waiter after flying from Spain to Italy.

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  • FenrirIII@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I know people shit on this movie, but I love it.

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    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Which one? Not Kill Bill?

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  • solidheron@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Lol I get accused of being a white savior when I advocate for Palestinian right to exist

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    • rangber@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sir, this is a Wendy drive thru.

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      • solidheron@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        well sheeeeet, ill take a big mac then

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    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well, are you a white savior ?

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      • solidheron@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        nah. people were just pissed when they saw an american stand up for Palestinians.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      might have something to do with a white person using the terror and subjugation of brown people as a punchline and not so much with the just being white.

      white people have the worst persecution fetish.

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      • jeffep@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Says the green person 🤢

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      • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Who?

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      • solidheron@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        i assumed at the time it was desperation, like im pointing out that innocent babies are being killed by Israel and zionist were calling me every name they knew and took them several minutes of name calling to get to white savior.

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  • mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Great movie btw.

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