“Enjoy your meal!”
“Thanks, you too!”
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“Enjoy your meal!”
“Thanks, you too!”
notices them furiously masterbate while watching me eat
…
nods in approval
Origins of the bukkake udon
Thats the best part 🤤
いただきます!
That’s not weird people eat meals all the time. They can just enjoy their next one. No wasted joy
One time my parents pressured me to say something in Japanese to a chef at a hibachi restaurant and he replied “Oh, was that Japanese? I’m from New York.” I wanted to die.
Restore honor through ritual sudoku it is.
Do it in front of parents in the living room to establish dominance.
“uhhhhhh I think that’s a 4… wait no there’s already a 4… FUCK”
I live in New York City.
We have a lot Mexican restaurants run by Chinese people.
A few pizza parlors run by Mexicans.
Melting pot
Yeah them too. The fondue restaurants are not run by the Swiss, but the Italians.
I love fondues.
In the Bay Area we have lots of pizza places run by Indian people.
Some of them will offer Indian style toppings, like paneer, which is actually pretty good.
Slightly off topic.
https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-32544343
tl, dr = Hollywood star had a refugee do her nails. Realized that there were a lot of similar ladies who needed a way to make money.
I’m guessing that there was someone who showed one Indian how to open a pizza place and they inspired/aided others.
Similar when I was in the UK at a Fish and Chip shop. Sikh man asking if I want Curry on my Chips, and then after paying and leaving he says “Ta Mate”
Seems normal to me.
Did you get curry on the chips?
Of course!
Don’t touch-y my moustache!
(I’d never actually heard that one untill a Japanese guy I met at a bar said it, and then explained it to me as a joke, after I attempted a tiny bit of actual Japanese with him).
Peak Human experience. That’s an unnamed brother for life.
… Is there any kind of way to translate the, intent, of the phrase ‘brother from another mother’ into Japanese, without it being extremely literal, lol?
Don’t touch-y my moustache
Also “Eat a duck I must,” which at least carries a similar thematic meaning of eating as the original phrase.
In your story are you sure you didn’t meet Rawhide Kobayashi?
Oh my god, ‘Eat a duck I must’, I’m using mouthwash atm and that almost made me do a spit take, that’s amazing lol!
Unfortunately I cannot see the image, ita not loading/displaying right for me, and I’ve also not heard of Rawhide Kobayashi.
Don’t touch-y my moustache
Okay my Japanese is not good enough to get the joke. Please explain?
It is a… comical approximation of:
どういたしまして
Dō-i-ta-shi-ma-shi-te
Roughly:
Dough Ee Tah She Ma She Tay
… but all said rapidly, together.
It means “You’re welcome”, but is maybe slightly more formal than it is casual.
The joke is that it is maybe what a native English speaker would hear, when a native Japanese speaker says “You’re welcome” in Japanese.
Don’t forget sayonara. It feels like it could be a Spanish word too.
It was weird learning how many of the random words I had in my vocabulary were actual foreign words, not even loan words but just had been used by neighbors who had likely had immigrant parents or were immigrants themselves. Ciao, sayonara, adios, ohayo (which I seriously thought was just, “Oh! Hi! Oh!” as if it was an exaggerated ahoy)…
ohayo (which I seriously thought was just, “Oh! Hi! Oh!” as if it was an exaggerated ahoy)…
Thats hella Ohio bruhhh
Arigathanks
Grassyass
And then if you speak Japanese in a Japanese restaurant, they ignore the fuck out of you.
Can’t really say it so clearly. Are you a Chinese exchange student who has been studying Japanese for a year and somewhat gets by? You’re fine. Are you a literal native speaker but your father is black and you’re a ハーフ?
ソリー!イングリッシュメニュー?アイラブアメリカ!
Habla escargo? Heh… I’m bilateral!
When I meet some shoopkeepeers who look Chinese, I have the urge to say something that sounds kinda like “knee how” but I don’t because I don’t know what that means. Freaking Babel curse, man.
Ni hao means hello in Mandarin Chinese
Then they hit you with “I’m Vietnamese”
Or “gracias” to the local waiter after flying from Spain to Italy.
I know people shit on this movie, but I love it.
Which one? Not Kill Bill?
Lol I get accused of being a white savior when I advocate for Palestinian right to exist
Sir, this is a Wendy drive thru.
well sheeeeet, ill take a big mac then
Well, are you a white savior ?
nah. people were just pissed when they saw an american stand up for Palestinians.
might have something to do with a white person using the terror and subjugation of brown people as a punchline and not so much with the just being white.
white people have the worst persecution fetish.
Who?
i assumed at the time it was desperation, like im pointing out that innocent babies are being killed by Israel and zionist were calling me every name they knew and took them several minutes of name calling to get to white savior.
Great movie btw.
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Cowabunga gozaimasu