10/10: Fucking incredible shitpost. Would repost.
my own personal Chatgpt
Submitted 3 weeks ago by VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to [deleted]
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Dookieman12@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s genuinely sad how many people can’t recognise the satire
I think that’s a very bad sign
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
no i don’t think it’s satire …
Kirp123@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Bro discovered thinking.
BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Better late than never.
kevin2107@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
free tokens
lowleveldata@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
Let me know if you need anything else
I hate this so much
yakko@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
It feels like an attempt to incept me with the idea to attack somebody. Like this is supposed to be my Manchurian candidate trigger phrase
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
You are absolutely correct to hate this so much!
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Would You Like to Know More?”
666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
When they eventually implant us all with AI, my first prompt is gonna be "please never say ‘Let me know if you need anything else’ "
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
That will only last until it falls out of the context window…
nanometer1625@thelemmy.club 3 weeks ago
As it turns out, human heads contain an arrangement of cells that function almost like the neural networks of machine learning.
No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
But now the interesting part is: the more you use ChatGPT, the better their - and the worse your neural network becomes
i_love_FFT@jlai.lu 3 weeks ago
Or, in another way, you kearn to dissociate the “asking” from the “thinking”, and free up some part of your brain to do thinking independently.
In short, a dissociative personality disorder?
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Maybe we can rearrange them to get closer to chatgpt functionality…
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 3 weeks ago
Most people are already as smart as chatgpt so we don’t have to do much tbf
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Just stick a USB-C cable in your ear to download a bunch of datasets for finetuning your brain! (/s, don’t do this)
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
There’s a reason the show are you smarter than a 5th grader exists.
s@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
BigDiction@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I tried this but my brain only responds “please update your payment to continue your subscription”.
cockmushroom@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Tfw you’re so poor you can’t afford to pay attention
dil@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Your api credits have run out lol
garbage_world@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
10/10 shitpost
hayvan@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
Oh no, OP is getting sentient! Nah, probably just the appearance of it.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
In DBT (Dialectical Behavioral Therapy) this is called accessing the wise mind. A basic technique is to write down a question, and then, while pretend you are someone you admire (Jesus, Einstein, Darth Vader, whoever) write down a responsive answer.
And yes, this is subtly what the whole What Would Jesus Do? movement was about.
echodot@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
I’ve had mixed with Darth Vader. He’s not the most emotionally available of role model. Although I do agree with his position on small children, they can very be annoying
wabafee@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
For a second there I thought you mentioned Epstein as someone to admire.
skisnow@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Hey now, I know not everyone is a Beatles fan, but you can’t deny Brian played a big part in their success; I think he’d give good advice.
GarboDog@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Bro stopped using his brain and a little brain work started squatting. Instead of getting kicked out he just asks the little brain worm things and it whispers in his ear. He calls the worm ChatGPT even though his name is Gerald Fornesworth Roosevelt Brillington the 7th, he thought it would be fine with his host giving him a nick name, even if it was super stupid.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Few people know this, but the ‘GPT’ in ChatGPT actually stands for Gerald Phornesworth Trillington
GarboDog@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Holly moley
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
somehow my phone thought Gerald Fornesworth Roosevelt Brillington the 7th was an address and suggested using CoMaps to it.
GarboDog@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Brilliant, i wonder where it went lol
overcast@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
this is hilarious both as a joke and a serious question
khanh@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
we went full circle, people.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Somebody’s just reinvented god
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
HackThePlanet@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Satire or not, the guy is describing a possible future of shit where I hope not to be there.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
We laugh, but the concept of independent thought is a relatively new one in human history. Until just a few hundred years ago, humans generally attributed the thoughts in their own heads to the Gods. If you had a problem, and conceived a solution, God provides that solution, you didn’t think of it yourself.
davetortoise@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
I’m sorry but there’s just no fucking way this is true
i_love_FFT@jlai.lu 3 weeks ago
There’s bi-cameral mind theory, but it’s all very much speculative. I saw a well amde video on that topic, but it’s very hard to believe it to be true!
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
It’s not. You can read the things philosophers wrote down thousands of years ago and people didn’t think that way.
Probably just some atheist dogma.
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
well, i read something similar a while ago. basically, medieval monks used to not sign anything they made, because they believed that they themselves had a small part to play in it (basically the executive arm) while some other mysterious force moved them (through their body) to do the piece of art.
andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s a very broad and sweeping claim. Do you have any evidence to back that up? Are you making that claim for all cultures?
chunes@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I mean, how is that fundamentally different from a deterministic universe?
zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Honestly, a giant Rube Goldberg machine is a way better explanation for our thoughts than Gods
SlothMama@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I saw the same video, and used the premise recently as an ice breaker, but it’s still very much a theory here as others are saying.
It’s worth exploring I suppose, but it seems unlikely.
It’s just an interesting and provocative thought.
Naz@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
stares at microprocessor architecture
“Me the best”
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
OP found their inner voice.
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He’s our first cyborg. Show some respect.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
OP found god
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah a lot of people think that voice is god but from day one I always knew it was just me.
youngskywalker@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
People without internal monologues asking got what an internal monologue is 🫨
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
The thing with internal monologues is that you are still 100% in control of what gets said. That doesn’t seem to be the case in OPs head
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
schizophrenia gets another prophet
OozingPositron@feddit.cl 2 weeks ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Turns out I hallucinate way more than AI.
Metostopholes@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
Chat, are we cooked?
RichardNixos@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
TulpaGPT
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
nexguy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ok what kind of personal data center do people have in their bodies? I bet it uses a lot of water. FU AI!!!
AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Phenominal satire.
pewpew@feddit.it 3 weeks ago
what if it isn’t? I honesty can’t tell
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah, I know someone who has offloaded all her thinking to prayer. Can’t make a decision without getting a specific gut feeling, and she’s waited years to do things that were obvious because she didn’t hear her god tell her to do it.
That someone would treat an llm the same does not surprise me
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Good on them, assuming they’re serious, for not using the llm and using their brain that time.
TotallyWorthLife@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
AI psychosis got to the point people started getting ChatGPT headmates SMH
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
This is some elitist shit!
Having thoughts in your head and all.
Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Yuck, headgpt completely unreliable.
raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The state of affairs right now when I am not sure if that is a shitpost or OP meant this seriously…
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Satire, right? Please let it be satire.
BC_viper@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The world know no bounds of stupidity, for it is both that it could be real as people are that stupid, and it could be satire as we are that stupid to believe it.
GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Schrodingers satire?
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Probably, but it’s not impossible they’re serious.
yakko@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
People have literally committed murder for, started cults around, and gotten married to their LLMs. One brainlet who supposes they’ve invented ‘thoughts’ does not move the needle for me
pewpew@feddit.it 3 weeks ago
On the Reddit thread they say it is, but I don’t believe it