we went full circle, people.
my own personal Chatgpt
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khanh@lemmy.zip 3 hours ago
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
Satire, right? Please let it be satire.
BC_viper@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
The world know no bounds of stupidity, for it is both that it could be real as people are that stupid, and it could be satire as we are that stupid to believe it.
GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Schrodingers satire?
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
Probably, but it’s not impossible they’re serious.
yakko@feddit.uk 12 hours ago
People have literally committed murder for, started cults around, and gotten married to their LLMs. One brainlet who supposes they’ve invented ‘thoughts’ does not move the needle for me
pewpew@feddit.it 11 hours ago
On the Reddit thread they say it is, but I don’t believe it
Dookieman12@piefed.social 13 hours ago
10/10: Fucking incredible shitpost. Would repost.
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
It’s genuinely sad how many people can’t recognise the satire
I think that’s a very bad sign
BigDiction@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I tried this but my brain only responds “please update your payment to continue your subscription”.
nexguy@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Ok what kind of personal data center do people have in their bodies? I bet it uses a lot of water. FU AI!!!
garbage_world@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
10/10 shitpost
GarboDog@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Bro stopped using his brain and a little brain work started squatting. Instead of getting kicked out he just asks the little brain worm things and it whispers in his ear. He calls the worm ChatGPT even though his name is Gerald Fornesworth Roosevelt Brillington the 7th, he thought it would be fine with his host giving him a nick name, even if it was super stupid.
Kirp123@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Bro discovered thinking.
BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 hours ago
Better late than never.
lowleveldata@programming.dev 15 hours ago
Let me know if you need anything else
I hate this so much
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 hours ago
You are absolutely correct to hate this so much!
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
“Would You Like to Know More?”
yakko@feddit.uk 14 hours ago
It feels like an attempt to incept me with the idea to attack somebody. Like this is supposed to be my Manchurian candidate trigger phrase
666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
When they eventually implant us all with AI, my first prompt is gonna be "please never say ‘Let me know if you need anything else’ "
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 5 hours ago
That will only last until it falls out of the context window…
nanometer1625@thelemmy.club 14 hours ago
As it turns out, human heads contain an arrangement of cells that function almost like the neural networks of machine learning.
No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 13 hours ago
But now the interesting part is: the more you use ChatGPT, the better their - and the worse your neural network becomes
i_love_FFT@jlai.lu 6 hours ago
Or, in another way, you kearn to dissociate the “asking” from the “thinking”, and free up some part of your brain to do thinking independently.
In short, a dissociative personality disorder?
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 hours ago
Maybe we can rearrange them to get closer to chatgpt functionality…
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 8 hours ago
Most people are already as smart as chatgpt so we don’t have to do much tbf
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 hours ago
There’s a reason the show are you smarter than a 5th grader exists.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 5 hours ago
Just stick a USB-C cable in your ear to download a bunch of datasets for finetuning your brain! (/s, don’t do this)
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 8 hours ago
We laugh, but the concept of independent thought is a relatively new one in human history. Until just a few hundred years ago, humans generally attributed the thoughts in their own heads to the Gods. If you had a problem, and conceived a solution, God provides that solution, you didn’t think of it yourself.
davetortoise@reddthat.com 6 hours ago
I’m sorry but there’s just no fucking way this is true
i_love_FFT@jlai.lu 6 hours ago
There’s bi-cameral mind theory, but it’s all very much speculative. I saw a well amde video on that topic, but it’s very hard to believe it to be true!
andros_rex@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
That’s a very broad and sweeping claim. Do you have any evidence to back that up? Are you making that claim for all cultures?
Naz@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
stares at microprocessor architecture
“Me the best”
SlothMama@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
I saw the same video, and used the premise recently as an ice breaker, but it’s still very much a theory here as others are saying.
It’s worth exploring I suppose, but it seems unlikely.
It’s just an interesting and provocative thought.
chunes@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
I mean, how is that fundamentally different from a deterministic universe?
zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
Honestly, a giant Rube Goldberg machine is a way better explanation for our thoughts than Gods
hayvan@piefed.world 11 hours ago
Oh no, OP is getting sentient! Nah, probably just the appearance of it.
youngskywalker@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
People without internal monologues asking got what an internal monologue is 🫨
HackThePlanet@lemmy.ml 12 hours ago
Satire or not, the guy is describing a possible future of shit where I hope not to be there.
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
OP found their inner voice.
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
He’s our first cyborg. Show some respect.
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 5 hours ago
WWCD
overcast@lemmy.zip 16 hours ago
this is hilarious both as a joke and a serious question
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Turns out I hallucinate way more than AI.
AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social 15 hours ago
Phenominal satire.
pewpew@feddit.it 11 hours ago
what if it isn’t? I honesty can’t tell
Bluewing@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Is this that brain implant from Musk-melon’s experimental company? Imagine the profit margins if AI could bill your brain for every thought! It’s staggering!
halfapage@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
no way you mean to tell me I’ve been self prompting for decades and haven’t even noticed
Winter_Oven@piefed.social 15 hours ago
Isn’t this basically internal monologue, but stupider?
urushitan@kakera.kintsugi.moe 7 hours ago
s@piefed.world 4 hours ago
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