Metostopholes
@Metostopholes@midwest.social
- Comment on Causes of death, or track list for latest black metal album? 1 day ago:
Seems more like band names to me… and according to the Encyclopedia Metallum, these are already used:
Stillborn, Aged, Apoplex, Bleeding, Flux, Sores, Burnt, Scalded, Burst, Rupture, Cancer, Wolf, Canker, Cold, Cough, Strangury, Consumption, Convulsion, Starved, Drowned, Executed, Falling Sickness, Fever, Fistula, Gangrene, Gout, Grief, King’s Evil, Lethargie, Spleen, Sciatica, Teeth, Thrush, and Worms
- Comment on Mr T ate my balls 1 week ago:
This spring (exact date unknown) will be the 30th anniversary of the original Mr. T Ate My Balls webpage.
- Comment on Peak technology 2 months ago:
My mind
It is boggled
- Comment on See you never! 2 months ago:
- Comment on you can choose your family 3 months ago:
Ha! After Thanksgiving dinner my family watched an episode of Nature about the animal life of The Burren in Ireland.
I learned that pine martens are very cute.
- Comment on Yo dawg, heard you like fedoras 3 months ago:
- Comment on I ate: Arby's Steak Nuggets 4 months ago:
Arby’s Horsey Sauce is the best fast food sauce anywhere. There will be no further discussion on this point.
I’ll discuss whatever I want!
But… you’re not wrong. However an argument could be made for the Mardi Gras Mustard at Popeye’s, which actually also has horseradish.
- Comment on Manic Stew 4 months ago:
Anhedonia Sesame Balls
- Comment on Forbidden knowledge 4 months ago:
📖 🦀
F O R B I D D E N
K N O W L E D G E
- Comment on Happy Thanksgiving everyone! 4 months ago:
Canadian Thanksgiving is a worse time to have it, as it cuts into valuable spooky season.
- Comment on Priorities 4 months ago:
Spider-Man and the X-Men #2 from 2015.
- Comment on Remember the past 5 months ago:
“This headstone is so worn I can barely read it… ‘Ate’… ‘Ate My Balls’?”
- Comment on Worst photo editing ever 5 months ago:
Godless killing machines.
- Comment on Got my pumpkin today. All ready for Halloween 5 months ago:
Pumpussy?
- Comment on Tell me I'm wrong 5 months ago:
Hi wrong, I’m dad.
- Comment on First day on the job 5 months ago:
So uh… Where would one apply for such a job? Y’know, uh, hypothetically?
- Comment on The ants go marching on 5 months ago:
Ah yeah, makes me think of all the times I’ve had to move a couch into an apartment…
- Comment on Hopefully THIS does not describe you 5 months ago:
FIRST!
Also this quote offends me
- Comment on Or the common cold! 5 months ago:
I don’t think I would call Buzz Aldrin “boring.”
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
A
- Comment on Frankenbeans 5 months ago:
- Comment on No thanks 5 months ago:
Damn, it would be cool to have been born at 0 Unix Time.
- Comment on You can sell anything in this country 6 months ago:
This product is not real.
- Comment on Oh yes it will 6 months ago:
Try a cucumber.
- Comment on The least problematic early black metal band 6 months ago:
- Comment on State names of the US if there were no letters "A" "M" "E" "R" "I" "C" "A" 6 months ago:
- Comment on It's Over. 6 months ago:
“Okay buster, I know what you’ve been contemplating.”
- Comment on Any good Android games that aren't roguelikes? 6 months ago:
Mini Metro is great.
- Comment on Concerned my scanner may snitch on me. 6 months ago:
It just has Intrusion Countermeasures Electronics to keep out netrunners.
- Comment on Canon Connections: SNW 3x04 - A Space Adventure Hour 6 months ago:
I feel like he was someone else as well… 🤔
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