Metostopholes

@Metostopholes@midwest.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sharing Cute Puppy Wallpapers #1⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Draw me like one of your French poodles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨holy moly⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What if I want to put my π-hole on your σ-hole

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Am I Gay?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, you could be bi/pan and have a wife and a boyfriend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨idk i guess im like “emotional” like idk like i guess being emo🖤⛓️ isn’t popular…..but i hope you guys understand like sometimes you have to like let it out…lmk in that comments😜⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s Papyrus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To my late wife, Carmen, my spicy little habanara pepper (pls read and lmk if you think it's okay to send)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Calling some the “late” whatever generally means they are dead. Did you mean your ex wife?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hold on!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Evolution at it again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hold on!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I love human activities, such as consuming food and medical debt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always has been⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, an old fashioned forced meme.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What year is it⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The royal game of Ur was “unearthed” about 100 years ago. That website is pretty slow on the uptake.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sure. Whatev's⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Random interesting thing:

  Birds also need sunlight to synthesize vitamin D, but their skin is blocked by their feathers. So the chemical precursors to vitamin D are in their “preening oil”, a substance they secrete from a gland and rub on their feathers with their beak, a activity called preening. The sunlight hits it and forms the vitamin D, and they end up swallowing enough of it the next time they preen. The preening oil also contributes to the feather’s waterproofing and keeps them flexible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Achievement unlocked?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My spirit animal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Gentrification of Video Game History⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this a video game specific phenomenon? Just an example, how many of an American “Top 100 Greatest Movies of All Time” are from India?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Water⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, are you counting ovaries?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We all need Seaman back in our lives!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Loved that game! It would be awesome on a phone as long as they don’t to shit like locking extra food behind microtransactions. 😬

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Buddy baka⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  気持ち悪い

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Insomnia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Not really. Not good bad either, just sort of bland and mediocre. The movie is not as interesting as its premise.

  It does have Christopher Walken in it though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Insomnia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That reminds me of an extremely strange part of a movie, Brainstorm from 1983. The movie is about a device that attaches like an EEG and records (on tape!) all the sensory input the person is having, and can be played back for someone else to experience. One guy who’s kind of a jerk records himself having sex then cuts out a loop of tape with just when he came. He is found by the other characters playing it back, having had something like an 8 hour long orgasm. Bizarrely, afterwards he was much nicer and wiser. This is how I remember it anyway. I might have to watch it again.

  TL;DR A guy reaches enlightenment from sci-fi VR porn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Insomnia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I did a sleep study once. Right before they had me go to sleep they said something like “Okay, we’re going to turn off our monitoring and cameras, in case there"s anything you need to do. Just press this button to call us when you’re ready.”

  I appreciated it, but I was still too weird a situation to jerk off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨favourite gameboy family games?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Lots of good suggestions already, but what first came to my mind is Final Fantasy Tactics Advance. I’m not even into Final Fantasy and have only played a few tactical RPGs, but I fell into FFTA hard when it came out. The battle system was fun, with a little twist that there’s random laws you have to follow each fight (e.g. no attacking with staves) that can get a character arrested and taken out of the action after a warning. Nice music, cute art style, and a pretty good story as I recall.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨J IS LORD⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And yet the DMV wouldn’t let me get “CUMKING” smh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨2024 Steam Awards Nominees Announced⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was surprised to see Hades 2, as it’s still in early access. Not that it doesn’t deserve it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This store owner will be glad to touch it for you⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  – Signed, the Catholic Church

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨feral naming⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Aww, tiny armadillos!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkmate⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Run away! Run away!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's raining hot death in Minnesota⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s Minnesota in the US, so pretty sure it’s in Fahrenheit. Though it should be like, 40° F there (4.4° C)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨vidyaaaa⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Tried it, but the gameplay is painfully slow.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyone else does walkie talkies too, right??⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Girlfriend: “These walkie-talkies are ridiculous! This relationship is over!”

  Boyfriend: “This relationship is what? Over.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's a party guy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The rapper Sean “Diddy” Combs was doing shit at his parties that got him currently awaiting trial for sex trafficking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You hear him howling around your kitchen door, you better not let him in…⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I saw a werewolf drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic’s.

  His hair was perfect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨reDUcTIon iS gAIn⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Relevant XKCD:

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  Title text: Sure, we could stop dictators and pandemics, but we could also make the signs on every damn diagram make sense.