Metostopholes
@Metostopholes@midwest.social
- Comment on Remember the past 5 days ago:
“This headstone is so worn I can barely read it… ‘Ate’… ‘Ate My Balls’?”
- Comment on Worst photo editing ever 5 days ago:
Godless killing machines.
- Comment on Got my pumpkin today. All ready for Halloween 1 week ago:
Pumpussy?
- Comment on Tell me I'm wrong 1 week ago:
Hi wrong, I’m dad.
- Comment on First day on the job 1 week ago:
So uh… Where would one apply for such a job? Y’know, uh, hypothetically?
- Comment on The ants go marching on 2 weeks ago:
Ah yeah, makes me think of all the times I’ve had to move a couch into an apartment…
- Comment on Hopefully THIS does not describe you 2 weeks ago:
FIRST!
Also this quote offends me
- Comment on Or the common cold! 2 weeks ago:
I don’t think I would call Buzz Aldrin “boring.”
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
A
- Comment on Frankenbeans 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on No thanks 3 weeks ago:
Damn, it would be cool to have been born at 0 Unix Time.
- Comment on You can sell anything in this country 5 weeks ago:
This product is not real.
- Comment on Oh yes it will 1 month ago:
Try a cucumber.
- Comment on The least problematic early black metal band 1 month ago:
- Comment on State names of the US if there were no letters "A" "M" "E" "R" "I" "C" "A" 1 month ago:
- Comment on It's Over. 1 month ago:
“Okay buster, I know what you’ve been contemplating.”
- Comment on Any good Android games that aren't roguelikes? 1 month ago:
Mini Metro is great.
- Comment on Concerned my scanner may snitch on me. 1 month ago:
It just has Intrusion Countermeasures Electronics to keep out netrunners.
- Comment on Canon Connections: SNW 3x04 - A Space Adventure Hour 1 month ago:
I feel like he was someone else as well… 🤔
Oh right, the host of Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction!
- Comment on what are in you're top 3 favourite games of all time? 1 month ago:
Riven, Shadow of the Colossus, and Guilty Gear Strive.
(in no particular order)
- Comment on Maybe with cheese? 1 month ago:
- Comment on pragnent 2 months ago:
Next year this image will be 20 years old.
- Comment on These totally legitimate comments 2 months ago:
Thanks for making such a great post! Your content is always insightful and funny, keep it up! 👉👌🥵
- Comment on After all these years 2 months ago:
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
- Comment on What are your favorite Tactical RPGs? 3 months ago:
I’m a weirdo, so Massive Chalice.
It has a strange high-concept premise where you are an immortal ruler defending against a monstrous army that only attacks every decade or so. Any surviving individual squad member will only be able to go on a handful of missions before aging out, so you are also managing familial bloodlines to birth new soldiers, while controlling for genetic and social traits that get passed down. I love the uniqueness and big ideas. It’s far from perfect, but you asked for favorite not the best.
- Comment on Usually helps me out, honestly 3 months ago:
There is no other context, it’s photoshopped.
- Comment on Steam Deck / Gaming News #19 3 months ago:
Hey, the bi flag similarity got me to open the post when the girl in the arcade hadn’t. Wish I’d been reading these the whole time though, great stuff! I’ll definitely check out future posts, no matter which image you use. :)
- Comment on Cyberpunk 2 is now in preproduction, CD Projekt says 4 months ago:
Huh, so it’s taking place in 2 AD instead of 2077. Weird direction to take.
- Comment on What games are just objective master pieces? 4 months ago:
Shadow of the Colossus
- Comment on Moonbase Alpha: That time NASA made a meme video game 4 months ago:
NO WE NEED TO EXPLORE
