Dino nuggets are made from real theropod dinosaurs.
Where is your god now?!
Submitted 2 months ago by DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Dinosaurs evolved into chickens, which we kill and shape their meat into cartoon dinosaurs and use real dinosaurs as fuel to cook and eat them.
We are the monsters.
kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Uhm, ackhtully the fuel is mostly from ancient peat and algae, not contemporary to the dinosaurs but rather the Carboniferous period.
lauha@lemmy.world 2 months ago
To be pedantic, di osaurs didn’t evolve into birds. Birds are dinosaurs. Avian dinosaurs are the only dinosaurs that survived the mass extinction and never stopped being dinosaurs.
BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Una@europe.pub 2 months ago
Only reason a chicken can not kill you and eat you is because chicken is too small so just behave and be thankful that they are so small.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’ve often thought we all lucked out that the bigger dogs are more docile.
hirihit640@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
We probably just bred them that way. Unmanageable dogs were undesirable and bred out
DistrictSIX@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
In what world is this the case? Boerboel, Cane Corso, Presa Canario, Filha Brasilero, these are all 50+ kg dogs that are in no way docile. And there are plenty of smaller breeds that are docile. I think the main reason is that, as an owner of a large breed, you have to train your dog to some extent, or it will seriously hurt someone. Smaller breed owners often seem content with just picking up their dog in their arms when they get aggressive, or just laughing it away by calling it feisty or a diva or some other nonsense. Being an irresponsible small dog owner simply doesn’t come with the same down sides as being an irresponsible muscle dog owner.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 months ago
People spent so long asking if we coul, they forgot to ask if we should.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If they had asked, the answer would have been “Yes. Yes, we should.”
fonix232@fedia.io 2 months ago
Oh no, the question was asked. It went down like this, approximately:
- Hey, bro, should we...
- HELL YES WE SHOULD
And it was decided.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 months ago
the answer is still yes
webp@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Answer doesn’t change
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Ever since I knew the weakness of flesh it disgusted me.
Etterra@discuss.online 2 months ago
Easy there Cogboy.
homes@piefed.world 2 months ago
Is this a new companion from the upcoming Fallout 5?
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Rad chickens will be recruitable, then you can craft cybernetic enhancements.
homes@piefed.world 2 months ago
See, this is the type of shit I’m talking about
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Or an Mother 3 unused Chimera.
sundray@lemmus.org 2 months ago
“Part robot. Part organic. All chicken.”
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 2 months ago
Buh-gawkdial up modem sounds
TurkeyDurkey@piefed.world 2 months ago
I want to augment animals. That’s probably illegal right?
Etterra@discuss.online 2 months ago
There’s no rules against it.
turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 2 months ago
Great, now arm it.
Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
In the video they put a rocket launcher on the chickens back.
(It was a foam dart launcher but it was pretty cool all the same.)
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Your scientists spent so much time wondering if they could that they forgot to ask whether they should…
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Unfortunately, I’m not as into cocktails as I used to be.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
The Omnissiah approves.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
I fucking love Allen
Gates9@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
“License and registration, CHICKEN LOVER!”
Nindelofocho@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Some liquor store or event is going to be extremely confused when they open their shipment of “cocktails”
Flower@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Transform and cluck out!
wk5ar@lemmy.world 2 months ago
REMEMBER!!! 😂
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Dino robot.
MrNesser@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Weird to think chickens are only a few genetic tweaks from being Dino’s
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I would support any petition for grant monies.
cley_faye@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Courtesy of “chicken lover”.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Right there, in the photo, silly.
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Cock-a-doodle-doo, any {rooster} will do.