Where is your god now?!

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• CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Right there, in the photo, silly.

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  • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Cock-a-doodle-doo, any {rooster} will do.

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• kata1yst@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dino nuggets are made from real theropod dinosaurs.

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dinosaurs evolved into chickens, which we kill and shape their meat into cartoon dinosaurs and use real dinosaurs as fuel to cook and eat them.

    We are the monsters.

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    • kata1yst@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Uhm, ackhtully the fuel is mostly from ancient peat and algae, not contemporary to the dinosaurs but rather the Carboniferous period.

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    • lauha@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      To be pedantic, di osaurs didn’t evolve into birds. Birds are dinosaurs. Avian dinosaurs are the only dinosaurs that survived the mass extinction and never stopped being dinosaurs.

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• BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  well there it is

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• Una@europe.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Only reason a chicken can not kill you and eat you is because chicken is too small so just behave and be thankful that they are so small.

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ve often thought we all lucked out that the bigger dogs are more docile.

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    • hirihit640@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      We probably just bred them that way. Unmanageable dogs were undesirable and bred out

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    • DistrictSIX@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      In what world is this the case? Boerboel, Cane Corso, Presa Canario, Filha Brasilero, these are all 50+ kg dogs that are in no way docile. And there are plenty of smaller breeds that are docile. I think the main reason is that, as an owner of a large breed, you have to train your dog to some extent, or it will seriously hurt someone. Smaller breed owners often seem content with just picking up their dog in their arms when they get aggressive, or just laughing it away by calling it feisty or a diva or some other nonsense. Being an irresponsible small dog owner simply doesn’t come with the same down sides as being an irresponsible muscle dog owner.

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  People spent so long asking if we coul, they forgot to ask if we should.

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If they had asked, the answer would have been “Yes. Yes, we should.”

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    • fonix232@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh no, the question was asked. It went down like this, approximately:

      • Hey, bro, should we...
      • HELL YES WE SHOULD

      And it was decided.

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    the answer is still yes

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  • webp@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Answer doesn’t change

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• vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ever since I knew the weakness of flesh it disgusted me.

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Easy there Cogboy.

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• homes@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is this a new companion from the upcoming Fallout 5?

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Rad chickens will be recruitable, then you can craft cybernetic enhancements.

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    • homes@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      See, this is the type of shit I’m talking about

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  • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Or an Mother 3 unused Chimera.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Part robot. Part organic. All chicken.”

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• FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Buh-gawkdial up modem sounds

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• TurkeyDurkey@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I want to augment animals. That’s probably illegal right?

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There’s no rules against it.

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• turtlesareneat@piefed.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Great, now arm it.

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  • Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    In the video they put a rocket launcher on the chickens back.

    (It was a foam dart launcher but it was pretty cool all the same.)

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• wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Your scientists spent so much time wondering if they could that they forgot to ask whether they should…

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Unfortunately, I’m not as into cocktails as I used to be.

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• Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The Omnissiah approves.

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• dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I fucking love Allen

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• Gates9@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “License and registration, CHICKEN LOVER!”

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• Nindelofocho@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Some liquor store or event is going to be extremely confused when they open their shipment of “cocktails”

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• Flower@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Transform and cluck out!

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• wk5ar@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  REMEMBER!!! 😂

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• Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dino robot.

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• MrNesser@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Weird to think chickens are only a few genetic tweaks from being Dino’s

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I would support any petition for grant monies.

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• cley_faye@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Courtesy of “chicken lover”.

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