Wise

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• Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It is very difficult to accurately track the source of a quote on the internet." Abraham Lincoln

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  • PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “I said that!” - Michael Scott

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• Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  A confident man covers neither and walks.

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  • thisbenzingring@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hands on hips, shaking the money makers

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    • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      🚁

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  • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I see you’ve met Mr. Wang Hung Lo

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    • BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I knew it sounded familiar: In Shadow Warrior the one you control is called Lo Wang and the main enemy his brother Hung Lo.

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  • anugeshtu@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Don’t you see my clothes? Then you either must be a fool or too incompetent!”

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  • YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just sauntering around, enjoying life.

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  • SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Unless the point is to avoid getting kicked in the balls without one’s armor on. Then, it makes sense to cover your face, so your enemies don’t recognize you.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A stylish man moonwalks.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Smiling, shaking hands, nodding, pointing, like he’s Gordon Ramsay. Wait, that IS Gordon Ramsay!

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• AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Man who walks on his hands will have crack up

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  • PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Man who walks in front of bus gets tired, and a man who walks behind bus get exhausted.

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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• mrmisses@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That wise man is going to run into a lot of people and things with his exposed balls

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• Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  A red hot chili man puts a sock on his noodle and crosses the road

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• ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I played naked frisbee in college one time. I hadn’t realized it before, but running with your nuts flopping around is fucking painful. I had to hold them with one hand which is fine when you’re playing frisbee, but how the hell did men fight like that with a sword in one hand and a shield on the other arm?

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  • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    at the time they had swords and shields, they also had decent clothes. but you can look up how indigenous tribes deal with it. afair they also come up with something to hold their balls, or even put their dicks in a hard case (like a thick piece of bamboo) to protect it from the penis fish

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  • Starski@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They didn’t do it naked

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Nah, I’m okay with getting hit in the face if the only other option to get hit are my balls.

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  • Nouvellalia@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “oh shit! Is that Tim?”
    “With a rats nest like that, it has to be.”
    “Hey Tim, a wise man trims his bush once in a while!”
    “Jesus Christ. Is that a Cheeto?”

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  • zikzak025@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Besides, in this town, more people would recognize me by what’s down there than what’s up here 😏”

    ~ Things I would say if I wasn’t such an NPC.

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• FukOui@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Favorite quote of the day

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• MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why are these men walking through crowds naked? Was this a common issue in Sun Tzu’s time???

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  • Wataba@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Probably, but then some of those men wouldnt have balls to cover anyway.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      legitimately not all of ours do either

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• adarza@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  eric forman, wise beyond his years.

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I heard this many years ago in a different context, as a joke of sorts.

  “If you came out of a shower naked holding only a wash cloth, and there were people in the room unexpectedly, which part would you cover?”

  “My face.”

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Have you heard the tale of Darth Pendulous the Wise?”

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• rangber@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I learn something new everyday

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• BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Gotta give the boys some support when you get up to speed.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  a bard wears donuts

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