Wholesome greentext. OP is based.
Anon is the Sandwich Man
Submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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davidagain@lemmy.world 2 months ago
mosiacmango@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Mutual aid in a nutshell.
Cethin@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Yeah, except he thinks this is a gang instead of just what happens when people respect each other in society and work together.
blindbunny@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
I guess this is mutual aid. More like food rescue.
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Did I just read a good greentext ?
OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Don’t forget it’s fake and gay
Lawnman23@lemmy.world 2 months ago
lowered_lifted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
that’s not a “street gang” it’s called mutual aid. This is a really inspiring story. We keep us safe.
bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Street gang sounds cooler
caboose2006@lemm.ee 2 months ago
You showed them humanity when most of the world doesn’t. Of course they have your back.
gaja@lemm.ee 2 months ago
The golden age of capitalism: False scarcity and criminalized benevolence.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
c/aboringdystopia because here shops usually sell the leftover stuff cheaper at evening and spend to soup kitchen and similiar.
belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Spenden ist btw donate, nicht spend ^^
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Freudscher, uh, slipper?
TammyTobacco@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
He’s Morpheus from john Wick
owl@infosec.pub 2 months ago
How to start a mafia with zero $
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Socialism in a nutshell:
bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Who is the mugger and who is the police? Who owns the store? Who said store can’t sell old bread? Who enforces that?
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
What? You’re taking this way too literally
sailorzoop@lemmy.librebun.com 2 months ago
Which board are these short stories usually on?
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 2 months ago
We can’t tell you because then you’ll go there and we can’t have that on our conscience.
uuldika@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
if only all the greentexts were so wholesome as this.
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I was once like you, went on 4chan and it was full of porn and racists. There’s no one specific board for this, you have to sift through the endless garbage to find these stories.
fuzzzerd@programming.dev 2 months ago
Which is why these gain traction on link aggregators, because someone else did the hard work of sifting through the crap.
Soulg@ani.social 2 months ago
Dunno if there’s a new one for these but they generally are on /b/ or any of the other ones that are related to the subject matter i.e. cooking or anime
rapchee@lemmy.world 2 months ago
it’s not unlikely that this was made with some greentext image generator.
i thought i had a link, in some other conversation somebody provided one before, but now i can’t find it
sirico@feddit.uk 2 months ago
He has eyes everywhere
RecipeForHate1@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
The Bear
Richie is the guy
TheRealSlimShady@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Outwit1294@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Then the other person is gay, not anon. That’s how it works, right?
TheRealSlimShady@lemmy.world 2 months ago
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Look, it’s only gay if you like it. You can get railed every night at the club in the bathroom, but if you don’t like it, it isn’t gay.
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m saying so many new accounts right now. Is this the mass migration from lemm.ee?
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I dunno, but I’d say all the other slim shadys were just imitating
Ibuthyr@lemmy.wtf 2 months ago
Maybe from slrpnk? The whole instance is down until mid July.
SEND_BUTTPLUG_PICS@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Lemm.ee refugee here!
50shadesofautism@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Hello
InputZero@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I read this as if Eminem had said it. Keep it trashy you psychopath.