Guess this is where I’m at now

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• lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Only 15 minutes? You’re doing pretty good!

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  • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I do it in bed.

    My brain likes to loop every scenario that can happen during the day (When I’m at work. When I’m off I’m just a house cat). So I always set my alarm at least an hour before I plan on getting up (I can start my day at work mostly on my own schedule).

    So say my alarm goes off at 4am, (unless I’ve woken up 45 minutes before it) I hit snooze. And I just lay there in the dark, snuggle the dog, get comfortable, and let my brain work out all the anxiety and situations it needs to. Alarm goes off, my brain knows it’s 4:15am. I have 45 more minutes. Get comfy, stretch, let brain work through the noise.

    Fast forward to 5am. I get out of bed, get dressed with my work clothes already for me at the end of my bed. I let the dog outside while I pour the coffee I prepared the morning before on a timer into my big travel mug, wait for dog to come back inside, kiss dog, kiss wife, grab keys and go.

    I’m normally out of bed and out the door in roughly 15 minutes.

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• OR3X@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Morning shower people are weird. Do you shower before bed and then in the morning as well or do you just get into bed with the day’s filth all over you?

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  • AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you’re blue collar you shower after work, white collar showers before

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    • Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Or after. I usually shower in the morning in summer and in the evening in winter.

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  • versionc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I shower twice a day, once in the morning and once in the evening.

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    • Run_The_Jewels@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Showering twice a day is unhealthy for your skin.

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  • Malfeasant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I sit in an office all day, not much filth. But yeah, if I go for a bike ride and get all sweaty, I’ll shower after, but then I’ll usually forgo the morning shower… only usually, because morning shower helps me wake up.

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• CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I miss those showers at home, where you didn’t need to care about bills as your parents protected you from those.

  My showers easily ended up being 30min long, looking back I wish those bills still took a similar % of your income. I’d happily sink away into my empty brain under a steaming hot shower.

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• Bullerfar@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yep, exactly me

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• basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  People let the water run while they shampoo? Does that even work?

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  • THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I mean, the water isn’t running into your head while you’re doing it. You turn the water off when you shampoo? Don’t you get cold?

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    • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Don’t you get cold?

      No. But I probably shower hot enough for the air in the shower being warmed up

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• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Only fifteen minutes? Speed demon

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• criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Where’s the stage where you cry in the fetal position for 20 minutes?

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  • lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s during the afternoon shower

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  • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Beyond lies “soaping while sobbing,” for the afflicted with a busy schedule.

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• three@lemmy.zip ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Add 10 for liberally soaping your ass crack and gently gliding your hand around and across your hole and oops you pushed your finger a little inside but that’s ok the soap didn’t get in there and now your head is spinning and you’re breathing hard AND THE HOT WATER RUNS OUT

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  • SpankyDoodle@eviltoast.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Quit describing my showers!

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    • emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They’ve been watching you in there

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  • Rekorse@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Small water heater tanks are the worst.

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  No wank? Sure, sure…

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  • Sciaphobia@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ve never understood shower wanks. Water is a terrible lubricant.

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    • save_the_humans@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Semen is also not water soluble. Clogs your drains.

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    • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I would’ve expected they wank in the shower before they actually shower?

      Is that why everybody wants to have a waterproof phone these days?

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    • alekwithak@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Standing = bad
      Water = bad
      Hot water = also bad for different reasons
      Soap: stings

      Yeah idgi either. I understand why women make the assumption, because at least they have the showerhead, but I’m surprised to see so much support for the shower wank. Different strokes, I guess.

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    • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’ve never been left wanting for lubrication, regardless of the wank location. You must be using a different technique than I.

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    • Tmiwi@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      privacy

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• stickyprimer@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wow there’s a way to prepare for it? Please share the details. I’m still on “stumble out and get blindsided by it all again.”

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• slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  it’s healthy to have routines

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• LoonyLenny@lemdro.id ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Exit the warrior
  Today’s Tom Sawyer

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  After the existential crisis, jerk off: 1:30.

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