slowmorella

@slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  8-step basketball-donutification method demonstrated on a football.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trending Communities for Friday 13th June 2025⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  🙁

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The regrets of life⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to have a major crush on the brother of my best friend but never said anything. Mainly because i was a teenager and he was in his mid twenties and it would have made everything awkward between me and my best friend (it kind of feels forbidden where i come from). I think someone who seriously says something like this has nothing to lose or they know that nothing will ever happen anyway and they want to play mind games out of boredom or due to low self esteem .

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jokes on you, I don't want to work⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  poor Anne Hathaway with her HR-looks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  only consume gay-rays indirectly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you spot the difference?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i feel seen 🥹

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yellow from the egg!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  sorry, i meant in your dear friends souffles case

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yellow from the egg!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  also very nice

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yellow from the egg!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  usually my mom uses the first when things/tools/equipment/objects do not work like they intended to do. or simply if she expected more the second one is is usually if someone or something looks ugly or if someone missbehaved or did something wrong. the third is mostly used when something is very ugly, of bad quality, just like in you case, tastes bad

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Genius⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  sure… 9-8 min per job interview including welcoming the candidate, smalltalk, talking about the bullshit role you have to offer, listening to the candidates speech about why they are the best match for the bullshit role, asking critical questions about hypothetical job situations, pressing the candidate to buy a pyramid-scheme soda, saying goodbyes and escorting the candidate out.

  sure that sounds realistic

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yellow from the egg!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  beloved alternatives my mom usually drops:

  “das ist nicht die Wucht in Tüten” (this ain’t the might in bags) “damit kann man keinen Blumentopf gewinnen” (one won’t win a planting pot for that) “das lockt niemanden vom ofen hervor” (nobody will be lured from behind the oven with that)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Damn⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  tha lashes are upside down 😔

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Best not fuck with the moths⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The police officers legs are missing or she is just one on the legless hovering kind.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨they come⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ahahahahahaha. Bugs are so awesome