slowmorella

@slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yellow from the egg!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  also very nice

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yellow from the egg!⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  usually my mom uses the first when things/tools/equipment/objects do not work like they intended to do. or simply if she expected more the second one is is usually if someone or something looks ugly or if someone missbehaved or did something wrong. the third is mostly used when something is very ugly, of bad quality, just like in you case, tastes bad

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Genius⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  sure… 9-8 min per job interview including welcoming the candidate, smalltalk, talking about the bullshit role you have to offer, listening to the candidates speech about why they are the best match for the bullshit role, asking critical questions about hypothetical job situations, pressing the candidate to buy a pyramid-scheme soda, saying goodbyes and escorting the candidate out.

  sure that sounds realistic

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yellow from the egg!⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  beloved alternatives my mom usually drops:

  “das ist nicht die Wucht in Tüten” (this ain’t the might in bags) “damit kann man keinen Blumentopf gewinnen” (one won’t win a planting pot for that) “das lockt niemanden vom ofen hervor” (nobody will be lured from behind the oven with that)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Damn⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  tha lashes are upside down 😔

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Best not fuck with the moths⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The police officers legs are missing or she is just one on the legless hovering kind.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨they come⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ahahahahahaha. Bugs are so awesome