I must add, the gas I would produce on this diet would for sure violate the Geneva Suggestions
Putting the die in diet
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jewbacca117@lemmy.world 3 months ago
TheBat@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Geneva Suggestions
Found the account of US government
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 months ago
No, they now consider them the Geneva aggressions. As in how dare those Genoese tell us not to do something, we should invade Sweden over it.
jaybone@lemmy.world 3 months ago
“We highly recommend gassing civilians indiscriminately is like probably not really the best idea.”
superkret@feddit.org 3 months ago
username checks out.
DogWater@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Sgt Johnson: “Master Chief, use the space lasers!”
John: “wookie battle cry”
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
My uncle has an enforced limit on deviled eggs at family gatherings for similar reasons.
ZC3rr0r@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Found the Canadian. “It’s never a war crime the first time”.
ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org 3 months ago
Clearly the key to success is how hard-boiled the eggs are.
psoul@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Replace the egg by a croissant, add a cigarette after each meal. Become condescending. Move to France. Blend in.
Valmond@lemmy.world 3 months ago
So passé, it’s ecig now.
probably2high@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Oh, and while you’re at it, wrangle one or more small [animal-like] children all day, keep the entire house clean, and dinner better be ready when I get home–it’s been a hard day at work. And stop being such a bitch, eh?
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 3 months ago
This diet was easy with a health dose of amphetamines. Wine took the edge off.
niktemadur@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Replace the egg by a œuf.
innermeerkat@jlai.lu 3 months ago
Obi@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
The finn special.
Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Perkele
hansolo@lemm.ee 3 months ago
France?
If this was Balkan, it would have been espresso.
shortrounddev@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Finland. Coffee, cigarette, and vodka. Called blöro
sleepycapibara@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Such a foodie
ICastFist@programming.dev 3 months ago
I take the smaller glass is “little water”
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Good point, the cigarettes were probably a given.
alaphic@lemmy.world 3 months ago
This is clearly fake. No mention of cocaine anywhere
jewbacca117@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I believe back then that was routine with your daily multivitamin
Slovene@feddit.nl 3 months ago
It’s from the 70s, not the 80s
myusernameis@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Basically yes.
addie@feddit.uk 3 months ago
Bless her. If someone that really ‘loves and appreciates wine’ but ‘hates eggs’ finds that a complete nightmare, then I (who am the opposite) should leave it alone.
She’d absolutely cooked the shit out of those eggs, though. I’d probably hate them too if I only got ‘yellow cooked until it’s a powdery dust’ as my options.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 months ago
They aren’t done until you get an even green layer around the yolk.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 months ago
OK but also boiled eggs are fine. Like I don’t hate them with seasoned salt, but fried and scrambled are the way to go
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
I laughed way too hard at this.
I love wine, but it is a depressant, and without a more normal amount of food to help blunt the effects of alcohol, I think I was experiencing a little bit of that “sad drunk girl crying in the bathroom” syndrome many of us observed (or experienced, no judgment!) in college.
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I feel this without the alcohol so maybe I should try this diet and lose some weight at least.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 months ago
OK that’s hilarious and also it puts a bit of a contextual spin on mid century misogyny. Every description of the mental and emotional effects of that diet reminded me of how all that was the stereotype of young professional women in the 70s
rivan@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Unspoken component of this diet was an array of experimental opioids and uppers that were handed out to housewives like tic-tacs.
Dasus@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Unlike now, when the target demographic for pharmaceutical stimulants is mainly children.
Krudler@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Coffee candies were promoted to acclimate children to the taste of coffee (and the bitter caffeine molecule)!
I don’t know why you’ve been downvoted but you’re right
Krudler@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Mother’s Little Helper
SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
Not a veggie in sight, so your whole digestive motility was based on alcoholic diarrhea. (Been there…)
So fashionable to shit yourself in public in white dresses.
rhombus@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Also nothing but protein and a smidge of fat. The only carbs you get is the little bit of sugar in the wine, but considering it recommends dry wine that’s not much. I bet you’d have the worst headache of your life by day three.
AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
A lot of fat too. Eggs and steak are high fat, especially high saturated fat.
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
As God intended
caboose2006@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Three eggs a day? In this economy!?
tempest@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Trump is going to bring the egg price down any day now
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Egg in a hole is the new avocado toast
RidderSport@feddit.org 3 months ago
Wait how expensive are eggs in the USA? In Germany I pay 3.50 Euros (3.65$) for a dozen organic eggs. Make that 2.20 for non-organic not free-range
Throwaway131447@lemmynsfw.com 3 months ago
I love the grocery store yesterday $6 a dozen was the lowest price one they had
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 3 months ago
The average dozen is about 3 USD
2 daily eggs, give or take, is about 30 usd a month
So they have to be a total destitute to not reach that in a month given the complexities on preparing the eggs (iev boiling). Ironic, given that they seem to have a good internet connection and a device for it
TseseJuer@lemmy.world 3 months ago
$8.99 for 12 in California
Doorbook@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I got curious and asked chatgpt to calculate things for me. It suggests that if doozens of eggs cost you more than 5$ you can save money if you raise your own chicken.
In the first year, considering initial costs for setup and equipment, you may not save much—perhaps only $10 to $50. However, after the first year, the ongoing costs (mainly feed) could result in savings of $50 to $100 annually for each hen you keep.
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Chickens get sick extremely easy and require a LOT of time for extra care and maintenance of their boxes.
Fire an amateur, the first years will be as much if not harder.
But my guess is if someone can’t make the 30 USD a month it takes to eat 2 daily eggs, they surely are not struggling for free time
caboose2006@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Growing up we had 4 egg laying hens. We were swimming in eggs. Literally had to plan meals and baking and whatnot around how many eggs we had. We fed them to our dogs. Granted, it was just my mom and I, but damn we had eggs.
Sabata11792@ani.social 3 months ago
Steak, eggs, and wine? I can’t afford a billionaire diet.
MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world 3 months ago
French wines were much cheaper in the 1970s.
Sabata11792@ani.social 3 months ago
I bet eggs were less than $8 a dozen too.
gac11@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I think we could do a chicken thighs, chicken breast, and plastic bottle rum version of the diet for cheap
Sabata11792@ani.social 3 months ago
I don’t like chicken, so sounds like 3 bottles of rum a day.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 months ago
DIET: WINE AND EGGS
Steak
edg@lemmy.world 3 months ago
What, no cigarettes?
LGTM@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
What ties it together for me is suggesting that poached egg for Lunch is acceptable, as if they understand the horrors of war experienced during breakfast
Hadriscus@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Poached if necessary
MissJinx@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Pro Tip: For an even quicker result, drink a cup of tequila right before bed. The agave’s thermogenic properties will ensure that you puke those 3 eggs and half a stake right out.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Another of the 3-day diets on this list (and to be fair, they said don’t do any of them for more than 3 days!) was:
Ice cream. As much as you want. But only vanilla, and no extras like fudge sauce or sprinkles.
I remember, because I’m old.
bustAsh@lemmy.world 3 months ago
This is what is now called a keto diet. Eggs, due to high protein, work as an appetite suppressant for several hours. Sugar causes cravings in a few.
There was never, among other things, a high population of obese people until the recommendation of the low fat diet (pyramid diet). Usually you would just see them at carnivals.
I’ve gone back to the 60’s diet several years ago. Lost 95 lbs, have increased energy levels, feel great.
10/10 recommend
python@lemmy.world 3 months ago
tummy ache city
CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 3 months ago
That wine is gonna kick like a mule on an empty stomach.
MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world 3 months ago
A bottle of wine a day is a lot of empty calories
OverdosedCaffeine@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I can already smell the deadly farts. The force is strong with this one.
Voyajer@lemmy.world 3 months ago
70s keto
roguetrick@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Dieuretic diet. It works, but your piss will be brown.
toofpic@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Lemon juice at dinner guarantees that you reach max level of heartburn, if not yet.
Absaroka@lemmy.world 3 months ago
- Brought to you by the American Egg, White Wine and Steak Association.
boredtortoise@lemm.ee 3 months ago
The amphetamine is implied
Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 months ago
Eggs for breakfast, eggs for dinner…
When you finally shit it will be like 2 Coke cans stuck together.
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I know someone who gets the shits from egg yokes and also coffee on occasion. This diet would work well for them because they’d probably shit themselves inside out after 3 days of this.
ristoril_zip@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
my wife and I tried this for a couple weeks and it works but I’d recommend putting the steak at lunchtime or breakfast if you’re at all active before dinner.
I nearly passed out when I tried to exercise before dinner steak. Next time I had the steak for lunch and was A OK.
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 3 months ago
ah yes, the trembling alcoholic diet
MissJinx@lemmy.world 3 months ago
tbf when I was young and single and would go out 4 times a week I was the skiniest I’ve ever been
dwindling7373@feddit.it 3 months ago
Young is doing a lot of lifting.
Just as I never had to when I was young…
M137@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I was always skinny, no matter my diet or exercise etc. until I turned 30. I’m a bit above normal now, not fat but got some stuff to tug on. Looking back at photos from my crazy party years is scary, almost feels like a miracle that I’m still alive. I was so damn skinny and had almost green skin colour, just sickly looking. That’ll definitely come and bite me in the ass in older days.
Chev@lemmy.world 3 months ago
When I was 20 I ate pizza and drank soft drinks every day for two years straight and I was fine. Having the youth and body that allows you to make tons of mistakes is great.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 months ago
On a single bottle of wine?
threshold_dweller@lemmy.today 3 months ago
That’s why theyre trembling.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Wine + coffee
But you would build resistance to both over about three weeks.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Very similar to The Drinking Man’s Diet.