I must add, the gas I would produce on this diet would for sure violate the Geneva Suggestions
Putting the die in diet
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jewbacca117@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
TheBat@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Geneva Suggestions
Found the account of US government
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
No, they now consider them the Geneva aggressions. As in how dare those Genoese tell us not to do something, we should invade Sweden over it.
jaybone@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
“We highly recommend gassing civilians indiscriminately is like probably not really the best idea.”
superkret@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
username checks out.
DogWater@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Sgt Johnson: “Master Chief, use the space lasers!”
John: “wookie battle cry”
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
My uncle has an enforced limit on deviled eggs at family gatherings for similar reasons.
ZC3rr0r@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Found the Canadian. “It’s never a war crime the first time”.
psoul@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Replace the egg by a croissant, add a cigarette after each meal. Become condescending. Move to France. Blend in.
Valmond@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
So passé, it’s ecig now.
probably2high@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Oh, and while you’re at it, wrangle one or more small [animal-like] children all day, keep the entire house clean, and dinner better be ready when I get home–it’s been a hard day at work. And stop being such a bitch, eh?
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
This diet was easy with a health dose of amphetamines. Wine took the edge off.
niktemadur@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Replace the egg by a œuf.
ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org 5 weeks ago
Clearly the key to success is how hard-boiled the eggs are.
innermeerkat@jlai.lu 5 weeks ago
hansolo@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
France?
If this was Balkan, it would have been espresso.
shortrounddev@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Finland. Coffee, cigarette, and vodka. Called blöro
sleepycapibara@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Such a foodie
ICastFist@programming.dev 5 weeks ago
I take the smaller glass is “little water”
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Good point, the cigarettes were probably a given.
alaphic@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
This is clearly fake. No mention of cocaine anywhere
jewbacca117@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I believe back then that was routine with your daily multivitamin
Slovene@feddit.nl 5 weeks ago
It’s from the 70s, not the 80s
myusernameis@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Basically yes.
addie@feddit.uk 5 weeks ago
Bless her. If someone that really ‘loves and appreciates wine’ but ‘hates eggs’ finds that a complete nightmare, then I (who am the opposite) should leave it alone.
She’d absolutely cooked the shit out of those eggs, though. I’d probably hate them too if I only got ‘yellow cooked until it’s a powdery dust’ as my options.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
They aren’t done until you get an even green layer around the yolk.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
OK but also boiled eggs are fine. Like I don’t hate them with seasoned salt, but fried and scrambled are the way to go
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 5 weeks ago
I laughed way too hard at this.
I love wine, but it is a depressant, and without a more normal amount of food to help blunt the effects of alcohol, I think I was experiencing a little bit of that “sad drunk girl crying in the bathroom” syndrome many of us observed (or experienced, no judgment!) in college.
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I feel this without the alcohol so maybe I should try this diet and lose some weight at least.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
OK that’s hilarious and also it puts a bit of a contextual spin on mid century misogyny. Every description of the mental and emotional effects of that diet reminded me of how all that was the stereotype of young professional women in the 70s
rivan@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Unspoken component of this diet was an array of experimental opioids and uppers that were handed out to housewives like tic-tacs.
Dasus@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Unlike now, when the target demographic for pharmaceutical stimulants is mainly children.
Krudler@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Coffee candies were promoted to acclimate children to the taste of coffee (and the bitter caffeine molecule)!
I don’t know why you’ve been downvoted but you’re right
Krudler@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Mother’s Little Helper
SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 5 weeks ago
Not a veggie in sight, so your whole digestive motility was based on alcoholic diarrhea. (Been there…)
So fashionable to shit yourself in public in white dresses.
rhombus@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Also nothing but protein and a smidge of fat. The only carbs you get is the little bit of sugar in the wine, but considering it recommends dry wine that’s not much. I bet you’d have the worst headache of your life by day three.
AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 4 weeks ago
A lot of fat too. Eggs and steak are high fat, especially high saturated fat.
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
As God intended
caboose2006@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Three eggs a day? In this economy!?
tempest@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
Trump is going to bring the egg price down any day now
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Egg in a hole is the new avocado toast
RidderSport@feddit.org 4 weeks ago
Wait how expensive are eggs in the USA? In Germany I pay 3.50 Euros (3.65$) for a dozen organic eggs. Make that 2.20 for non-organic not free-range
Throwaway131447@lemmynsfw.com 4 weeks ago
I love the grocery store yesterday $6 a dozen was the lowest price one they had
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
The average dozen is about 3 USD
2 daily eggs, give or take, is about 30 usd a month
So they have to be a total destitute to not reach that in a month given the complexities on preparing the eggs (iev boiling). Ironic, given that they seem to have a good internet connection and a device for it
TseseJuer@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
$8.99 for 12 in California
Doorbook@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I got curious and asked chatgpt to calculate things for me. It suggests that if doozens of eggs cost you more than 5$ you can save money if you raise your own chicken.
In the first year, considering initial costs for setup and equipment, you may not save much—perhaps only $10 to $50. However, after the first year, the ongoing costs (mainly feed) could result in savings of $50 to $100 annually for each hen you keep.
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Chickens get sick extremely easy and require a LOT of time for extra care and maintenance of their boxes.
Fire an amateur, the first years will be as much if not harder.
But my guess is if someone can’t make the 30 USD a month it takes to eat 2 daily eggs, they surely are not struggling for free time
caboose2006@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Growing up we had 4 egg laying hens. We were swimming in eggs. Literally had to plan meals and baking and whatnot around how many eggs we had. We fed them to our dogs. Granted, it was just my mom and I, but damn we had eggs.
Sabata11792@ani.social 5 weeks ago
Steak, eggs, and wine? I can’t afford a billionaire diet.
MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
French wines were much cheaper in the 1970s.
Sabata11792@ani.social 5 weeks ago
I bet eggs were less than $8 a dozen too.
gac11@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I think we could do a chicken thighs, chicken breast, and plastic bottle rum version of the diet for cheap
Sabata11792@ani.social 4 weeks ago
I don’t like chicken, so sounds like 3 bottles of rum a day.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
DIET: WINE AND EGGS
Steak
edg@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
What, no cigarettes?
LGTM@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
What ties it together for me is suggesting that poached egg for Lunch is acceptable, as if they understand the horrors of war experienced during breakfast
Hadriscus@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Poached if necessary
MissJinx@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Pro Tip: For an even quicker result, drink a cup of tequila right before bed. The agave’s thermogenic properties will ensure that you puke those 3 eggs and half a stake right out.
bustAsh@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
This is what is now called a keto diet. Eggs, due to high protein, work as an appetite suppressant for several hours. Sugar causes cravings in a few.
There was never, among other things, a high population of obese people until the recommendation of the low fat diet (pyramid diet). Usually you would just see them at carnivals.
I’ve gone back to the 60’s diet several years ago. Lost 95 lbs, have increased energy levels, feel great.
10/10 recommend
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Another of the 3-day diets on this list (and to be fair, they said don’t do any of them for more than 3 days!) was:
Ice cream. As much as you want. But only vanilla, and no extras like fudge sauce or sprinkles.
I remember, because I’m old.
python@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
tummy ache city
CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
That wine is gonna kick like a mule on an empty stomach.
MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
A bottle of wine a day is a lot of empty calories
OverdosedCaffeine@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I can already smell the deadly farts. The force is strong with this one.
Voyajer@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
70s keto
roguetrick@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Dieuretic diet. It works, but your piss will be brown.
toofpic@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Lemon juice at dinner guarantees that you reach max level of heartburn, if not yet.
Absaroka@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
- Brought to you by the American Egg, White Wine and Steak Association.
boredtortoise@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
The amphetamine is implied
Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 weeks ago
Eggs for breakfast, eggs for dinner…
When you finally shit it will be like 2 Coke cans stuck together.
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I know someone who gets the shits from egg yokes and also coffee on occasion. This diet would work well for them because they’d probably shit themselves inside out after 3 days of this.
ristoril_zip@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
my wife and I tried this for a couple weeks and it works but I’d recommend putting the steak at lunchtime or breakfast if you’re at all active before dinner.
I nearly passed out when I tried to exercise before dinner steak. Next time I had the steak for lunch and was A OK.
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
ah yes, the trembling alcoholic diet
MissJinx@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
tbf when I was young and single and would go out 4 times a week I was the skiniest I’ve ever been
dwindling7373@feddit.it 5 weeks ago
Young is doing a lot of lifting.
Just as I never had to when I was young…
M137@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I was always skinny, no matter my diet or exercise etc. until I turned 30. I’m a bit above normal now, not fat but got some stuff to tug on. Looking back at photos from my crazy party years is scary, almost feels like a miracle that I’m still alive. I was so damn skinny and had almost green skin colour, just sickly looking. That’ll definitely come and bite me in the ass in older days.
Chev@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
When I was 20 I ate pizza and drank soft drinks every day for two years straight and I was fine. Having the youth and body that allows you to make tons of mistakes is great.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
On a single bottle of wine?
threshold_dweller@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
That’s why theyre trembling.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Wine + coffee
But you would build resistance to both over about three weeks.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Very similar to The Drinking Man’s Diet.