That is absolutely insane. Black coffee? What am I a savage?
Putting the die in diet
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AngryishHumanoid@reddthat.com 1 year ago
Crashumbc@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If you go black… Wait what are we talking about?
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You can’t ho back
Atomic@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
That was exactly how I felt I was treated when I was 20 and visited the US.
Asked for a small Cup of coffee in Starbucks, and the girl asked me 3 times if I was absolutely sure I wanted it without cream and sugar.
TexNox@feddit.uk 1 year ago
It’s a distant ancestor to the hunter s Thompson diet. It just needs more drugs.
WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 1 year ago
There were dinosaurs in the place, and some fucker was serving them alcohol
TseseJuer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I thought we were talking about a movie not real life ahahahah hahahahahaha LOLOLOLOLOLOL
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s the 70s, same time and concept. It’s just that it was undignified to acknowledge the drugs housewives were on st the time
frcl@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
The excessive amounts of white wine is actually the only thing here that saves you from scurvy.
iknowitwheniseeit@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
I don’t think that you’ll get scurvy in the 3 days of this diet. 😆🍋
CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Excessive you say? Hmm…seems like the bare minimum.
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Die Diet Die
mattd@programming.dev 1 year ago
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I still chuckle from this… somehow the thought of doing a diet is even worse than death for him hahaha
houstoneulers@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Surely someone who speaks German can’t be evil
menemen@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Would be more efficient if she’d also smoke 30 cigarettes a day.
GenerationII@lemm.ee 1 year ago
It’s the 70s. The cigarettes are implied haha
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Vitamins be like… hmph, skinny ass bitches really are going to die.
Chef_Boyardee@lemm.ee 1 year ago
If most of the food you eat is wrapped in plastic or in a box, it’s not going to be any different.
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Throws out all my rice, oatmeal, milk, and berries because they all come in either plastic or a box
neatobuilds@lemmy.today 1 year ago
You know if you eat that stuff you’re going to die eventually
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
you know who else comes in a box
bizzle@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Y’all motherfuckers need gardens smdh I haven’t had a plastic wrapped berry in years.
Cant help with grains though those are pretty rough at urban homestead scales
hansolo@lemm.ee 1 year ago
User name checks out.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 1 year ago
People eat way worse than this and manage to live through it (for a while).
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Only one bottle? Fuck that.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 year ago
stiephelando@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Why the coffee for dinner?
ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My guess is the caffeine shuts off the appetite, hence having it at every meal.
BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Sponsored by a wine maker. A bottle of wine a day - jeeze.
Dasus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
There’s a lot of days when I eat less and drink more.
The diet works, you guys. I haven’t been this light in like 23 years, and back then I was quite a bit shorter. (Which is why I don’t use the word thin. I’ve never been this thin.)
GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 1 year ago
Look at the privilege showing through, able to afford eggs for more than one meal a day in the USA.
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The dozen is about 3 USD.
Even if it was 5 USD, what, you can’t spend like 30 USD a mont to eat 2 eggs on the morning for each day?
Come on
Marzanna@yiffit.net 1 year ago
And no supper? I would definitely die without coffee, hard boiled egg and a glass of wine for supper.
ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It looks like they’ve never heard of second breakfast, either.
superkret@feddit.org 1 year ago
Today is one of these days where a poached egg is necessary.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yes you do lose weight when you develop cirrhosis of the liver.
tatterdemalion@programming.dev 1 year ago
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 year ago
(one bottle allowed per day)
Valmond@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My doctor thinks that’s reasonable. French in his sixties.
To be fair they had the whole “I’m not drinking more than one Litre of wine per day!” in the nineties (maybe eighties), pronounced by popular actors and so.
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 year ago
there was also the “french are having less coronary diseases that must be because of wine!” craze as well, which I think has been recently debunked. not that there is anything wrong with a good glass of red wine, it is just not a substitute for genetic luck, healthy diet and brisk walking when it comes to coronary health.
Mongostein@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Yeah right, you give me that much wine and I’m eating all the escargot.
Fades@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Anyone actually doing something like that has a problem.
spujb@lemmy.cafe 1 year ago
eating disorders have been around forever :( we just have the language to describe it now
CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 1 year ago
We all have problems.
Bluewing@discuss.online 1 year ago
I would sub out a decent bottled in bond bourbon for the wine. But overall I approve of the diet.
Atlas_ie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I heard of fitness models doing restricted water intake and glass of white wine the night before the shoot. Not a bottle
GeorgimusPrime@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Did you die yet?
Awesomo85@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I mean…it technically fits the macros.
exasperation@lemm.ee 1 year ago
By my count that’s:
16g carbs (64 calories) 45g fat (405 calories) 56g protein (224 calories) 14g alcohol (100 calories)
That’s about 800 calories per day, with enough protein to maintain at least some lean mass while on a significant calorie deficit.
Doesn’t seem healthy but I think it would work.
kreskin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
When is it “neccessary” to poach an egg instead of hard boil? I guess the 70s was a strange time. It was half a century ago and no one had computers or cell phones back then. I think people sat around and played monopoly.
One bottle a day per person. Boooo. Maybe get the double sized bottle then. The cheap ones they sell at the drugstore. And drinking water and coffee in the same meal, nice. Maybe mix them together.
OK damnit, I’m in with you OP. First one to -5 pounds (or death) wins. Shall we bet?
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Winner gets the others leftover eggs
kreskin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I have to forfeit. just went to 3 stores, no eggs to be had till wednesday I heard. I guess you win, and you get all my leftover eggs.
Donkter@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I think the poaching was only mentioned cause it’s in vogue and it had to make the reader feel bougie.