That is absolutely insane. Black coffee? What am I a savage?
Putting the die in diet
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AngryishHumanoid@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Crashumbc@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If you go black… Wait what are we talking about?
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You can’t ho back
Atomic@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
That was exactly how I felt I was treated when I was 20 and visited the US.
Asked for a small Cup of coffee in Starbucks, and the girl asked me 3 times if I was absolutely sure I wanted it without cream and sugar.
TexNox@feddit.uk 2 months ago
It’s a distant ancestor to the hunter s Thompson diet. It just needs more drugs.
WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There were dinosaurs in the place, and some fucker was serving them alcohol
TseseJuer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I thought we were talking about a movie not real life ahahahah hahahahahaha LOLOLOLOLOLOL
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s the 70s, same time and concept. It’s just that it was undignified to acknowledge the drugs housewives were on st the time
frcl@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
The excessive amounts of white wine is actually the only thing here that saves you from scurvy.
iknowitwheniseeit@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
I don’t think that you’ll get scurvy in the 3 days of this diet. 😆🍋
CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Excessive you say? Hmm…seems like the bare minimum.
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Die Diet Die
mattd@programming.dev 2 months ago
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I still chuckle from this… somehow the thought of doing a diet is even worse than death for him hahaha
houstoneulers@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Surely someone who speaks German can’t be evil
menemen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Would be more efficient if she’d also smoke 30 cigarettes a day.
GenerationII@lemm.ee 2 months ago
It’s the 70s. The cigarettes are implied haha
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Vitamins be like… hmph, skinny ass bitches really are going to die.
Chef_Boyardee@lemm.ee 2 months ago
If most of the food you eat is wrapped in plastic or in a box, it’s not going to be any different.
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Throws out all my rice, oatmeal, milk, and berries because they all come in either plastic or a box
neatobuilds@lemmy.today 2 months ago
You know if you eat that stuff you’re going to die eventually
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
you know who else comes in a box
bizzle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Y’all motherfuckers need gardens smdh I haven’t had a plastic wrapped berry in years.
Cant help with grains though those are pretty rough at urban homestead scales
hansolo@lemm.ee 2 months ago
User name checks out.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 2 months ago
People eat way worse than this and manage to live through it (for a while).
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Only one bottle? Fuck that.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 months ago
stiephelando@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Why the coffee for dinner?
ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My guess is the caffeine shuts off the appetite, hence having it at every meal.
BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sponsored by a wine maker. A bottle of wine a day - jeeze.
Dasus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There’s a lot of days when I eat less and drink more.
The diet works, you guys. I haven’t been this light in like 23 years, and back then I was quite a bit shorter. (Which is why I don’t use the word thin. I’ve never been this thin.)
GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 2 months ago
Look at the privilege showing through, able to afford eggs for more than one meal a day in the USA.
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The dozen is about 3 USD.
Even if it was 5 USD, what, you can’t spend like 30 USD a mont to eat 2 eggs on the morning for each day?
Come on
Marzanna@yiffit.net 2 months ago
And no supper? I would definitely die without coffee, hard boiled egg and a glass of wine for supper.
ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It looks like they’ve never heard of second breakfast, either.
superkret@feddit.org 2 months ago
Today is one of these days where a poached egg is necessary.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yes you do lose weight when you develop cirrhosis of the liver.
tatterdemalion@programming.dev 2 months ago
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 months ago
(one bottle allowed per day)
Valmond@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My doctor thinks that’s reasonable. French in his sixties.
To be fair they had the whole “I’m not drinking more than one Litre of wine per day!” in the nineties (maybe eighties), pronounced by popular actors and so.
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 months ago
there was also the “french are having less coronary diseases that must be because of wine!” craze as well, which I think has been recently debunked. not that there is anything wrong with a good glass of red wine, it is just not a substitute for genetic luck, healthy diet and brisk walking when it comes to coronary health.
Mongostein@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Yeah right, you give me that much wine and I’m eating all the escargot.
Fades@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Anyone actually doing something like that has a problem.
spujb@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
eating disorders have been around forever :( we just have the language to describe it now
CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 2 months ago
We all have problems.
Bluewing@discuss.online 2 months ago
I would sub out a decent bottled in bond bourbon for the wine. But overall I approve of the diet.
Atlas_ie@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I heard of fitness models doing restricted water intake and glass of white wine the night before the shoot. Not a bottle
GeorgimusPrime@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Did you die yet?
Awesomo85@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I mean…it technically fits the macros.
exasperation@lemm.ee 2 months ago
By my count that’s:
16g carbs (64 calories) 45g fat (405 calories) 56g protein (224 calories) 14g alcohol (100 calories)
That’s about 800 calories per day, with enough protein to maintain at least some lean mass while on a significant calorie deficit.
Doesn’t seem healthy but I think it would work.
kreskin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
When is it “neccessary” to poach an egg instead of hard boil? I guess the 70s was a strange time. It was half a century ago and no one had computers or cell phones back then. I think people sat around and played monopoly.
One bottle a day per person. Boooo. Maybe get the double sized bottle then. The cheap ones they sell at the drugstore. And drinking water and coffee in the same meal, nice. Maybe mix them together.
OK damnit, I’m in with you OP. First one to -5 pounds (or death) wins. Shall we bet?
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Winner gets the others leftover eggs
kreskin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I have to forfeit. just went to 3 stores, no eggs to be had till wednesday I heard. I guess you win, and you get all my leftover eggs.
Donkter@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I think the poaching was only mentioned cause it’s in vogue and it had to make the reader feel bougie.