That is absolutely insane. Black coffee? What am I a savage?
Putting the die in diet
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AngryishHumanoid@reddthat.com 4 weeks ago
Crashumbc@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
If you go black… Wait what are we talking about?
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
You can’t ho back
Atomic@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
That was exactly how I felt I was treated when I was 20 and visited the US.
Asked for a small Cup of coffee in Starbucks, and the girl asked me 3 times if I was absolutely sure I wanted it without cream and sugar.
TexNox@feddit.uk 4 weeks ago
It’s a distant ancestor to the hunter s Thompson diet. It just needs more drugs.
WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
There were dinosaurs in the place, and some fucker was serving them alcohol
TseseJuer@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I thought we were talking about a movie not real life ahahahah hahahahahaha LOLOLOLOLOLOL
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
It’s the 70s, same time and concept. It’s just that it was undignified to acknowledge the drugs housewives were on st the time
frcl@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
The excessive amounts of white wine is actually the only thing here that saves you from scurvy.
iknowitwheniseeit@lemmynsfw.com 4 weeks ago
I don’t think that you’ll get scurvy in the 3 days of this diet. 😆🍋
CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Excessive you say? Hmm…seems like the bare minimum.
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Die Diet Die
mattd@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I still chuckle from this… somehow the thought of doing a diet is even worse than death for him hahaha
houstoneulers@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Surely someone who speaks German can’t be evil
menemen@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Would be more efficient if she’d also smoke 30 cigarettes a day.
GenerationII@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
It’s the 70s. The cigarettes are implied haha
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Vitamins be like… hmph, skinny ass bitches really are going to die.
Chef_Boyardee@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
If most of the food you eat is wrapped in plastic or in a box, it’s not going to be any different.
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Throws out all my rice, oatmeal, milk, and berries because they all come in either plastic or a box
neatobuilds@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
You know if you eat that stuff you’re going to die eventually
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
you know who else comes in a box
bizzle@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Y’all motherfuckers need gardens smdh I haven’t had a plastic wrapped berry in years.
Cant help with grains though those are pretty rough at urban homestead scales
hansolo@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
User name checks out.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
People eat way worse than this and manage to live through it (for a while).
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Only one bottle? Fuck that.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
stiephelando@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
Why the coffee for dinner?
ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
My guess is the caffeine shuts off the appetite, hence having it at every meal.
BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Sponsored by a wine maker. A bottle of wine a day - jeeze.
Dasus@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
There’s a lot of days when I eat less and drink more.
The diet works, you guys. I haven’t been this light in like 23 years, and back then I was quite a bit shorter. (Which is why I don’t use the word thin. I’ve never been this thin.)
GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 4 weeks ago
Look at the privilege showing through, able to afford eggs for more than one meal a day in the USA.
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
The dozen is about 3 USD.
Even if it was 5 USD, what, you can’t spend like 30 USD a mont to eat 2 eggs on the morning for each day?
Come on
Marzanna@yiffit.net 4 weeks ago
And no supper? I would definitely die without coffee, hard boiled egg and a glass of wine for supper.
ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
It looks like they’ve never heard of second breakfast, either.
superkret@feddit.org 4 weeks ago
Today is one of these days where a poached egg is necessary.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Yes you do lose weight when you develop cirrhosis of the liver.
tatterdemalion@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
(one bottle allowed per day)
Valmond@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
My doctor thinks that’s reasonable. French in his sixties.
To be fair they had the whole “I’m not drinking more than one Litre of wine per day!” in the nineties (maybe eighties), pronounced by popular actors and so.
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
there was also the “french are having less coronary diseases that must be because of wine!” craze as well, which I think has been recently debunked. not that there is anything wrong with a good glass of red wine, it is just not a substitute for genetic luck, healthy diet and brisk walking when it comes to coronary health.
Mongostein@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
Yeah right, you give me that much wine and I’m eating all the escargot.
Fades@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Anyone actually doing something like that has a problem.
spujb@lemmy.cafe 4 weeks ago
eating disorders have been around forever :( we just have the language to describe it now
CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
We all have problems.
Bluewing@discuss.online 4 weeks ago
I would sub out a decent bottled in bond bourbon for the wine. But overall I approve of the diet.
Atlas_ie@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I heard of fitness models doing restricted water intake and glass of white wine the night before the shoot. Not a bottle
GeorgimusPrime@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Did you die yet?
Awesomo85@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
I mean…it technically fits the macros.
exasperation@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
By my count that’s:
16g carbs (64 calories) 45g fat (405 calories) 56g protein (224 calories) 14g alcohol (100 calories)
That’s about 800 calories per day, with enough protein to maintain at least some lean mass while on a significant calorie deficit.
Doesn’t seem healthy but I think it would work.
kreskin@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
When is it “neccessary” to poach an egg instead of hard boil? I guess the 70s was a strange time. It was half a century ago and no one had computers or cell phones back then. I think people sat around and played monopoly.
One bottle a day per person. Boooo. Maybe get the double sized bottle then. The cheap ones they sell at the drugstore. And drinking water and coffee in the same meal, nice. Maybe mix them together.
OK damnit, I’m in with you OP. First one to -5 pounds (or death) wins. Shall we bet?
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Winner gets the others leftover eggs
kreskin@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I have to forfeit. just went to 3 stores, no eggs to be had till wednesday I heard. I guess you win, and you get all my leftover eggs.
Donkter@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I think the poaching was only mentioned cause it’s in vogue and it had to make the reader feel bougie.