Holyhandgrenade
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world
- Comment on the flies 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on 💸💸💸 5 weeks ago:
In a more direct way, there is video evidence of Israeli soldiers delivering briefcases full of money to Hamas leaders. Netanyahu and his cronies want Hamas to be in charge of Palestine, because the last thing he needs is a competent and legitimate Palestinian government.
- Comment on Anon misses something 1 month ago:
When I was 19, a girl told me at a party that I was the coolest guy in school. I was just flattered by the compliment and when I told my girlfriend about it later she said “Yeah she was totally hitting on you”.
I was like “Nah! Her? No way!”
Years later, I randomly thought about it and went “oh my god, she was hitting on me!” - Comment on The opposite of shopaholic: shopcell 2 months ago:
Wait until you hear about banks lol
They open after everyone’s at work and close before anyone finishes work
Because fuck you, that’s why - Comment on Honey 2 months ago:
I finally know what inspired that weird Futurama episode!
- Comment on Honey 2 months ago:
Maybe it’s similar to how tree sap tastes different after you’ve boiled it down to syrup?
Maple sap has a pleasant, very mildly sweet flavor whereas maple syrup is the greatest thing on earth. - Comment on Brian Cox Says Cinema Is In “a Very Bad Way”, Cites Marvel, ‘Deadpool & Wolverine’: “It’s Become Party Time” 2 months ago:
I’m not sure I completely agree. Yes there’s always been silly popcorn movies and genuine, thoughful works of art, but the problem is that the movies that focus less on spectacle and more on story and characters, tend to barely scrape by at the box office.
People pretty much only go to the cinema to see big-budget spectacles nowadays, when back in the day you’d go see lots of different types of movies.
Oppenheimer was the exception to the rule. It was such a breath of fresh air because it was a serious drama with barely any spectacle, but people actually went to see it. I see it as a sign of changing times. Marvel movies are increasingly flopping, and people crave sincerity in cinema again. I have nothing against silly comic book movies, but I don’t want those to be the only type of movie I see. - Comment on Sign of the times? 2 months ago:
Yall ever just unwind and smoke 20 cigarettes at once? Relaxes your soul, 20 cigarettes does
- Comment on Sign of the times? 2 months ago:
- Comment on Get in the Hilux 3 months ago:
Billionaires should not exist at all. I saw a post saying that once you earn $999.999.999 dollars you get a trophy saying “I won capitalism” and everything else you earn goes to taxes. We should absolutely do that
- Comment on Part of this complete breakfast! 3 months ago:
Fair enough haha
- Comment on Part of this complete breakfast! 3 months ago:
English is only the lingua franca for now, but that, as well as the English language, will inevitably change.
- Comment on Part of this complete breakfast! 3 months ago:
Well, what other language should be used? Latin is the language of science because there’s no way we’d ever agree on which alive language to use.
- Comment on Rock Eagle Flag 4 months ago:
My home country (Iceland) has the highest gun ownership in Europe. It’s not much compared to the US, but it’s interesting that we have almost no gun violence. The reason is that we have very strict gun control with thorough background checks, mandatory training and psych evaluations. In addition to that, we have a functioning healthcare system and low income inequality. All these things need to be adressed before the US sees a decrease in gun violence.
- Comment on Don't Worry, Bee Happy 4 months ago:
Bumblebees fly in a very non-threatening pattern (slow and predictable). Wasps fly like they could suddenly decide to fuck you up at any moment, which is why I’m reluctant to approach them.
But I’m not afraid of regular bees so this may not be what triggers your fear. Also bumblebees are just straight up adorable - Submitted 4 months ago to [deleted] | 5 comments
- Comment on Edison 5 months ago:
I love the fact that Burns answers the phone this way. Subtle jokes like this are the reason why The Simpsons is infinitely rewatchable.
- Comment on And please write your apology as detailed as possible at the prompt. 5 months ago:
Weird Al is a time traveler confirmed
- Comment on And please write your apology as detailed as possible at the prompt. 5 months ago:
He posted this joke himself lol Image
- Comment on Believe what you see, not what you’re told 5 months ago:
He tried really hard to be called the “real life Tony Stark” and he was successful until, idk, he fired his publicist? Whoever that was did a hell of a job making this moron look smart
- Comment on Pdf partee 5 months ago:
Exactly, this research was funded by my tax money but I’m not allowed to read it unless I pay some third party profiteer? That makes no fucking sense
- Comment on Geography is neat 6 months ago:
It never made any sense to me that ass is a swear word. It means either a body part or a donkey, neither of which are particularly offensive unless the donkey is performing conservative stand-up comedy.
- Comment on tikatalik 6 months ago:
There’s a great metal album about it, (Charlie Griffiths - Tiktaalika)[open.spotify.com/album/0rw2PwlUEBB661euyhhszg?si=…]
- Comment on he loves the jungle 6 months ago:
Dune 2 sticks out like a lighthouse in a sea of mediocrity. One of the greatest, and boldest movies I have ever seen.
- Comment on This is the way 7 months ago:
Does the USA not have an official phone registry website? Where I live you just go on there and look up any number, person or company you want. It’s basically an online phonebook.
- Comment on Totally hiring this guy instead of a eulogy. 7 months ago:
Fuck why am I laughing so hard at this
- Comment on Handy temperature conversion scale. 7 months ago:
There’s a reason why the American science community has long converted to metric. You just can’t do calculations like this quickly enough.
- Comment on Okay, but Mötley is a pretty awesome name. 7 months ago:
It doesn’t even sound Irish, it just sounds extremely white American
- Comment on Anon learns to love the bath bomb 9 months ago:
Houston lobbied for the FDA to permit the addition of glass shards to pizza dough as a bulking agent. What doesn’t kill your teeth and internal organs can only make you stronger!
- Comment on Anon learns to love the bath bomb 9 months ago:
If you broke your tooth on a pizza crust, there was definitely something wrong with that pizza!
