Someone’s AI is broken. Not a single fat American in sight…
You better say "Thank You"!
Submitted 1 month ago by superkret@feddit.org to [deleted]
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III@lemmy.world 1 month ago
aramova@infosec.pub 1 month ago
And no red hats, obviously AI
fauxerious@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ran out of eggs
TheBat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Just like chickens.
burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 1 month ago
number one, ew, ai slop, number two, i appreciate concern for americans getting more nutritious sources of protein and fiber but blaming consumers for lacking access to and time for better food is not a great strategy in my opinion
cley_faye@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Kinda like blaming a President at war for not saying “thank you” to its “benefactor” (despite having done so numerous times), no?
Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I’m still fuming over how childish that was. That oversized baby Vance was literally acting like some kid awkwardly trying to score some points in the eyes of his idol.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Kinda like blaming a President at war for not saying “thank you” to its “benefactor”
What’s crazy about this line is how frequently Zelenskyy has done the “America A#1, you’re the best!” media tour in the run up to this meeting. How many clammy-handed, rictus grin photo-ops does this guy have to do for you people? How many trips does he need to make to DC to say “Hello from Ukraine, I love you!” to Congress? Dude’s entire career as President has just been going abroad and brown-nosing for NATO support.
This reminds me of the British journalists who will cut an Arab liberal off in the middle of an “I am here to condemn Hamas and ask for release on behalf of the Palestinian people” automated response to grill them on why they haven’t condemned Hamas.
technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Yes, both are bad.
Hiro8811@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hmm it’s as if the consumers did something to cause political instability. How peculiar
Alfredolin@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Well. It’s a shitpost after all.
HawlSera@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Ewww AI Generated
JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 month ago
No, this is real, my parents sent it to me via Facebook.
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The lady in the front is my father!
conditional_soup@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Can’t be, I don’t see shrimp jesus
rbesfe@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Do you know how much it would cost to pay extras to pose for a photo like this? Shitposters need to be saving money in this economy
queermunist@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Just eat something else holy shit.
Galapagon@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
What do you suggest as an easy healthy source of protein?
db2@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Billionaires.
volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Legumes like beans, lentils, peas, hummus, chickpeas, Oats, quinoa, amaranth, buckwheat, whole wheat products, Tofu in its various forms, including silk tofu as egg replacement in pancakes, Other “meat substitutes” like seitan or sunflower seed mince, Nuts, nut butters, nut flour, Dairy products such as cottage cheese, joghurt, Soy milk
I mean for real, eggs are super unnecessary for a protein rich or healthy diet. I would argue that unless you literally want to treat yourself with a sunny side up or an omelette you shouldn’t be using eggs at all. I like eggs, but a dozen lasts us (family of 3) a month easily.
queermunist@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
I like to airfry beans and eat them as a crunchy snack.
For breakfast specifically, oatmeal isn’t a bad choice.
jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 1 month ago
Tofu
drosophila@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
…harvard.edu/…/high-protein-foods-the-best-protei…
Seitan is also very high in protein, containing 75g of protein per 100g compared to 10g per 100g for scrambled eggs (although its not a ‘complete’ protein, so it should be balanced out with other sources).
CherryBullets@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Ignore the legumes suggestion, it’s nasty af and makes most people’s stomachs bloated and inflammed (which gives gas). Eat fish, nuts, artisanal cheeses (very low lactose compared to other cheeses) or even just home made jerky. Good for the brain and no bloating unless you have some diagnosed gut diseases.
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Pasta
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
You’ll never believe what pasta is made of
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah… morons just love to hang on the buzz word of the day.
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I haven’t bought a carton of eggs since 2023 because I refuse to buy them once they’re higher than $2.50 a dozen.
Peck@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s dumb. 2.50 is not a sustainable price. If you get local eggs from a humane farm, they are going to be expensive. It’s just how it is man. If anything, that should cause you using them wiser.
abbadon420@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Sometimes it’s just okay though. To have a commonly understood simplification of a societal problem to meme about with others to share the pain or burden of the problem with.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Well US has shitload of soy now
meep_launcher@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Ai is getting so much better, but I can still tell this is AI but now I’m not sure why. Something’s off and I can’t quite put my finger on it.
JargonWagon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
- Something’s up with the texture on his face.
- The old lady’s eye on the right is weird, almost like it’s missing and there’s just an empty spot there, but it’s not quite like that either.
- There’s a lady in the back holding a kid in the back, she has him in a choke?
- Same lady, her nose is weird, like the perspective got fucked up there.
conditional_soup@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Also, they’re all looking through him, not at him. Plus, in a real picture, not everyone’s looking at the same thing always. The composition is also nonsense when you think about it. Dude is way off from the truck, by himself, stacking eggs on a table surrounded by a crowd of old people. That is not how aid distribution works.
xorollo@leminal.space 1 month ago
The American flag has extra stars
kraftpudding@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Also woman with glasses in the background directly right from eu guy is weird. Her glasses are weird, and her face is melting into white guys shirt
13igTyme@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There’s also something misaligned with his shoulders. It just looks… Off.
kraftpudding@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Also eu guys hat. The real pic would be good quality enough to see the stars
Opisek@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The lighting is off for one. It seems to come from different directions when you look at different areas of the picture.
My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They definitely don’t look entitled and angry enough. Some even seem to exhibit hints of appreciation and humility, which would cause a dimensional rift in the real world. I’ve never seen a less accurate depiction of what this event would actually look like.
kcweller@feddit.nl 1 month ago
Ai slop 🤢
robocall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Not enough obesity
ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 1 month ago
No you see the Americans have all been starving because they can’t afford their eggs anymore.
Inb4 unleashing bird flu is RFK’s plan to combat the US obesity epidemic.
barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 1 month ago
When Maduro took over Venezuela, the average citizen lost 40 pounds, due to poor food distribution.
nodiratime@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So America is just self regulating it’s weight?
samus12345@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Well, these are the ones who were able to make the trip.
oppy1984@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Not one of them are wearing suits, how disrespectful.
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 1 month ago
But can you imagine the scandal if one wore a tan suit?!
oppy1984@lemm.ee 1 month ago
They would never do that, their Americans not far left socialist nazis liberals.
taiyang@lemmy.world 1 month ago
AI slop kind of reads like a real life political cartoon given all the flags and a guy literally wearing an AMERICA shirt, as one does of course.
EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
I mean, have you seen what we wear in the US? American flags are on basically every house and half of the shirts, hats, and pants.
taiyang@lemmy.world 1 month ago
We are our own parody, I suppose.
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
no that’s exactly what Americans would wear
Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Hope the EU aid has some doctors as well to help that woman with get creepy event horizon demon eyes
random_character_a@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Too much Fox “news” will do that.
asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 1 month ago
Great way to hold a baby.
RageAgainstTheRich@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Mom is making sure it gets brain damaged so it votes republican when its older.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
This is the traditional baby-holding pose employed by republicans. It ensures the brain never gets enough oxygenated blood, and makes the spawn easier to indoctrinate late.
Bernar_moustach@jlai.lu 1 month ago
Well, that explains a lot
Limonene@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This looks like AI. I wish you would label it if it is.
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Here’s some eggs.
Now give us all your minerals
bratorange@feddit.org 1 month ago
And so the image AI warfare begins
Lemmpard@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Put it on Facebook please
mrodri89@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Ive never seen a single soul wear eu gear. I just realized that.
technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
How long until the chicken plague infects europe though? The underlying problem isn’t rising prices but an unsustainable murder pyramid that’s literally destroying the planet.
countrypunk@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Why is that mother putting her baby in a chokehold. Very natural, very normal
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 1 month ago
How do people set up these AI systems so that they can get around guardrails? This is awesome!
humanspiral@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Is there a EU member that agreed to send US eggs?
martin4598@lemm.ee 1 month ago
And wear a suit
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What’s “EU AID”? Is that a real thing?
iamjackflack@lemm.ee 1 month ago
That entire crowd looks like a bunch of maga idiots
DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 month ago
does it have to be AI slop though?
Im_old@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Probably couldn’t find that many real unarmed Americans waiting properly for a real picture.
And to preempt the comments: I’ve seen videos of people tearing down the doors for black friday. I’ve seen people going with open carry to buy TP during covid, openly stating “I’ll get my TP one way or another”. No way hungry armed people won’t escalate. Sure this is human nature, but Americans are the ones with more guns than eggs, and very divisive at this point in time
EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
I’ve been going through the pictures on my phone recently and found the perfect one from COVID:
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The cars make it more realistic, anyway.
Objection@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Also, who could afford that many eggs?
superkret@feddit.org 1 month ago
This is locally-made European AI slop though
Slovene@feddit.nl 1 month ago
Is it organic nonGMO slop?
loics2@lemm.ee 1 month ago
It’s part of the meme at this point
laurelraven@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Not just any AI, really shitty and obvious AI