How long until the chicken plague infects europe though? The underlying problem isn’t rising prices but an unsustainable murder pyramid that’s literally destroying the planet.
You better say "Thank You"!
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technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 hour ago
Nalivai@lemmy.world 10 minutes ago
EU has sustainable practices, robust regulations, and way less idiots in power. There is a lot of idiots, but the way regulation works, it’s harder for them to fuckup. Not impossible, but harder.
Good chances that chicken plague is already here, but is dealt with appropriately and doesn’t have this devastating results.
Also, no measles.
oppy1984@lemm.ee 3 hours ago
Not one of them are wearing suits, how disrespectful.
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
But can you imagine the scandal if one wore a tan suit?!
oppy1984@lemm.ee 1 hour ago
They would never do that, their Americans not far left socialist nazis liberals.
mrodri89@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
Ive never seen a single soul wear eu gear. I just realized that.
Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
That’s because a) the EU is a coalition of many different countries who all have their own flags, and b) we don’t fetishize our flags nearly as much as Americans. Many countries have laws against putting the flag on merchandise, because it’s seen as disrespectful.
mrodri89@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
TIL fetish doesn’t always mean sexual. I dont think as an American ive ever held an American flag or wore one.
I do remember wearing Puerto Rican flags as a kid at Puerto Rican parades. But not as an adult.
But yeah, we’re kinda weird with patriotism. Its always made me uncomfortable.
samus12345@lemm.ee 4 hours ago
burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
number one, ew, ai slop, number two, i appreciate concern for americans getting more nutritious sources of protein and fiber but blaming consumers for lacking access to and time for better food is not a great strategy in my opinion
Hiro8811@lemmy.world 45 minutes ago
Hmm it’s as if the consumers did something to cause political instability. How peculiar
cley_faye@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Kinda like blaming a President at war for not saying “thank you” to its “benefactor” (despite having done so numerous times), no?
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 59 minutes ago
Kinda like blaming a President at war for not saying “thank you” to its “benefactor”
What’s crazy about this line is how frequently Zelenskyy has done the “America A#1, you’re the best!” media tour in the run up to this meeting. How many clammy-handed, rictus grin photo-ops does this guy have to do for you people? How many trips does he need to make to DC to say “Hello from Ukraine, I love you!” to Congress? Dude’s entire career as President has just been going abroad and brown-nosing for NATO support.
This reminds me of the British journalists who will cut an Arab liberal off in the middle of an “I am here to condemn Hamas and ask for release on behalf of the Palestinian people” automated response to grill them on why they haven’t condemned Hamas.
technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 hour ago
Yes, both are bad.
Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 hours ago
I’m still fuming over how childish that was. That oversized baby Vance was literally acting like some kid awkwardly trying to score some points in the eyes of his idol.
bratorange@feddit.org 5 hours ago
And so the image AI warfare begins
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
I mean, setting aside the “We’re from the Government and We’re Here To Help” liberalism that American conservatives reflexively recoil at, I do find it disorienting to pretend a heavily rural American breadbasket would need agriculturally scarce Europe to send food aid.
This reminds me of the 90s US effort to do welfare politics in West Africa, by dumping millions of tons of excess agriculture into Trans-Atlantic wholesale markets. The flood of “free” food (with tons of political strings attached) shifted the balance of power to the African urban centers, as local agricultural markets collapsed and people flooded to the industrial centers to get food at below the domestic production cost. Political leadership capable of controlling the influx of foodstuffs rapidly consolidated power within major port cities. This gave rise to authoritarian governments, political purges, and ultimately two horrifying Congolese Wars (the second often referred to as The Great War of Africa).
Obviously, more complicated than this. Along with food “aid” we also delivered a surplus of “military aid” to our regional allies (a list that was constantly shifting between US and African administrations, particularly during the fallout of the failure of the Soviet Union). Then there were a host of local tribal conflicts and score-settling that got ramped up to eleven with the sudden glut of foreign wealth.
But maybe I’m drawing lines where none exist. Can you really imagine how the US economy might be upset by a sudden shift in who controls the supply of cheap imports? Can you imagine what our country would look like if it was flush with small arms or if we had a bunch of local land barons with short tempers and delusions of grandeur? Can you conceive of an America that had a bunch of poorly defined interior borders that suddenly become flashpoints of political tension?
I certainly can’t. Bring on the flood of EU eggs!
DmMacniel@feddit.org 20 hours ago
does it have to be AI slop though?
laurelraven@lemmy.zip 36 minutes ago
Not just any AI, really shitty and obvious AI
Im_old@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Probably couldn’t find that many real unarmed Americans waiting properly for a real picture.
And to preempt the comments: I’ve seen videos of people tearing down the doors for black friday. I’ve seen people going with open carry to buy TP during covid, openly stating “I’ll get my TP one way or another”. No way hungry armed people won’t escalate. Sure this is human nature, but Americans are the ones with more guns than eggs, and very divisive at this point in time
EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 hours ago
I’ve been going through the pictures on my phone recently and found the perfect one from COVID:
The cars make it more realistic, anyway.
Objection@lemmy.ml 11 hours ago
Probably couldn’t find that many real unarmed Americans waiting properly for a real picture.
Also, who could afford that many eggs?
superkret@feddit.org 19 hours ago
This is locally-made European AI slop though
Slovene@feddit.nl 12 hours ago
Is it organic nonGMO slop?
loics2@lemm.ee 4 hours ago
It’s part of the meme at this point
III@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Someone’s AI is broken. Not a single fat American in sight…
aramova@infosec.pub 18 hours ago
And no red hats, obviously AI
fauxerious@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Ran out of eggs
TheBat@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Just like chickens.
Lemmpard@lemm.ee 8 hours ago
Put it on Facebook please
queermunist@lemmy.ml 15 hours ago
Just eat something else holy shit.
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 5 hours ago
I haven’t bought a carton of eggs since 2023 because I refuse to buy them once they’re higher than $2.50 a dozen.
Peck@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
That’s dumb. 2.50 is not a sustainable price. If you get local eggs from a humane farm, they are going to be expensive. It’s just how it is man. If anything, that should cause you using them wiser.
Galapagon@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
What do you suggest as an easy healthy source of protein?
db2@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Billionaires.
volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 10 hours ago
Legumes like beans, lentils, peas, hummus, chickpeas, Oats, quinoa, amaranth, buckwheat, whole wheat products, Tofu in its various forms, including silk tofu as egg replacement in pancakes, Other “meat substitutes” like seitan or sunflower seed mince, Nuts, nut butters, nut flour, Dairy products such as cottage cheese, joghurt, Soy milk
I mean for real, eggs are super unnecessary for a protein rich or healthy diet. I would argue that unless you literally want to treat yourself with a sunny side up or an omelette you shouldn’t be using eggs at all. I like eggs, but a dozen lasts us (family of 3) a month easily.
MooseyMoose@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Proteins are formed from amino acids and it is actually harder for you to assimilate when ingested as already assembled animal proteins as it needs to be broken down and rebuilt by your body. You can get all the aminos you need from vegetable sources such as potatoes, nuts, legumes, leafy greens etc.
jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 9 hours ago
Tofu
queermunist@lemmy.ml 13 hours ago
I like to airfry beans and eat them as a crunchy snack.
For breakfast specifically, oatmeal isn’t a bad choice.
drosophila@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 hours ago
…harvard.edu/…/high-protein-foods-the-best-protei…
Seitan is also very high in protein, containing 75g of protein per 100g compared to 10g per 100g for scrambled eggs (although its not a ‘complete’ protein, so it should be balanced out with other sources).
CherryBullets@lemmy.ca 9 hours ago
Ignore the legumes suggestion, it’s nasty af and makes most people’s stomachs bloated and inflammed (which gives gas). Eat fish, nuts, artisanal cheeses (very low lactose compared to other cheeses) or even just home made jerky. Good for the brain and no bloating unless you have some diagnosed gut diseases.
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Pasta
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
You’ll never believe what pasta is made of
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Yeah… morons just love to hang on the buzz word of the day.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Well US has shitload of soy now
robocall@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Not enough obesity
barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 2 hours ago
When Maduro took over Venezuela, the average citizen lost 40 pounds, due to poor food distribution.
samus12345@lemm.ee 4 hours ago
Well, these are the ones who were able to make the trip.
ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 9 hours ago
No you see the Americans have all been starving because they can’t afford their eggs anymore.
Inb4 unleashing bird flu is RFK’s plan to combat the US obesity epidemic.
Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 12 hours ago
Hope the EU aid has some doctors as well to help that woman with get creepy event horizon demon eyes
random_character_a@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Too much Fox “news” will do that.
My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
They definitely don’t look entitled and angry enough. Some even seem to exhibit hints of appreciation and humility, which would cause a dimensional rift in the real world. I’ve never seen a less accurate depiction of what this event would actually look like.
taiyang@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
AI slop kind of reads like a real life political cartoon given all the flags and a guy literally wearing an AMERICA shirt, as one does of course.
EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 hours ago
I mean, have you seen what we wear in the US? American flags are on basically every house and half of the shirts, hats, and pants.
taiyang@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
We are our own parody, I suppose.
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 hours ago
no that’s exactly what Americans would wear
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
How do people set up these AI systems so that they can get around guardrails? This is awesome!
Battle_Masker@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
it’s like reaching through a fence to get to open the latch on the other side. it’s real easy with a little bit of thinking
uuldika@lemmy.ml 9 hours ago
wait, why would you need to bypass guardrails for this?
1rre@discuss.tchncs.de 9 hours ago
Gemini and Copilot are often overly cautious with their guardrails on generating anything violent or misinformation, although super easy to bypass in most cases
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
Stable diffusion and flux
1rre@discuss.tchncs.de 9 hours ago
Images are a lot easier to create “good enough” generations of locally compared to text and video… I imagine the driving force is probably horny people like 99% of other innovations on in internet
asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 19 hours ago
Great way to hold a baby.
RageAgainstTheRich@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Mom is making sure it gets brain damaged so it votes republican when its older.
Limonene@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
This looks like AI. I wish you would label it if it is.
countrypunk@slrpnk.net 18 hours ago
Why is that mother putting her baby in a chokehold. Very natural, very normal
humanspiral@lemmy.ca 17 hours ago
Is there a EU member that agreed to send US eggs?
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
What’s “EU AID”? Is that a real thing?
iamjackflack@lemm.ee 16 hours ago
That entire crowd looks like a bunch of maga idiots
HawlSera@lemm.ee 8 minutes ago
Ewww AI Generated