The basis for WWIII … the world wanting to relocate all of Chile to use as a bridge across the Atlantic.
why dont we do this??? are we stupid??
Submitted 1 month ago by obscur_e@lemm.ee to [deleted]
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ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 month ago
That a cause worth fighting for.
brucethemoose@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Those diabolical Chile preservationists…
socsa@piefed.social 1 month ago
Build the bridge and make Chile pay for it.
obscur_e@lemm.ee 1 month ago
When musk will be president yeah
Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 1 month ago
After the recent election, north America can stay away from Europe for a while
butwhyishischinabook@lemmy.world 1 month ago
looks at Hungary, Poland, Italy, Germany, and whatever Greece calls it’s Coast Guard Suuuuuuuure it’s definitely just an us problem.
Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Europe definitely has problems, but Trump can do so much more damage than any of the maniacs over here
Infomatics90@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
as much as I’d love a land bridge to come visit my family in Italy from here in Canada. I agree.
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I was sure this was a Suddam Hussein post.
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 1 month ago
I reckon the Mercator projection has lied to you.
Venator@lemmy.nz 1 month ago
www.thetruesize.com
petersr@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sounds like a risky click for some reason.
CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t think so, Chile is 2,653 miles long, north to south. I can’t get an exact distance from the Canadian coast to the Spanish coast, but the distances that are available from Spain to closer to the center of Canada suggest it would at the very least, be really close
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s kind of like a weed. The part you see poking up above the surface of the water is connected to a larger continental plate beneath it. You’d need to dig it up but it’s in too deep so you can’t.
the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Chile isn’t a weed it’s a pepper
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 month ago
Anything you don’t want in your garden is a weed. Maybe the Chile is growing in a tomato patch. 🤷🏻♂️
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Is the middle of Chile deep enough for the mid-ocean ridge? Or would it snap in half?
Also, I’m not sure Chile would fit through the panama canal, I think as a nation it’s post-panamax.
WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Rather than try the canal, which is alway rammed at this time of day, it could do a 3 point turn, passing through the roaring 40’s and up through the South Alantic?
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Would it hit New Zealand trying to make the turn? It would certainly take out Easter Island.
jcs@lemmy.world 1 month ago
But image the traffic 🙃
GladiusB@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Just wait for climate change to get real interesting. It could happen.
Sassington@feddit.uk 1 month ago
I knew climate change was going to be devastating but I wasn’t expecting a south American land mass to up and plant itself between North America and Europe…
Moving that country that far north would make the weather just a wee bit…Chile.
trespasser69@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Because humans can’t move that big land
akkajdh999@programming.dev 1 month ago
Skill issue
DakRalter@thelemmy.club 1 month ago
What about blue whales?
lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
No, humans can’t move blue whales either
RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It seems theoretically possible, with an unlimited budget and no time limit.
queermunist@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Cowards!
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Just build a dam
299792458ms@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Chilean here, we would need several smaller bridges at the end of the trip “Canada-Spain”
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Como un puente sobre aguas turbulentas
Yo me desplegaré
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Someone is but it ain’t us
gasgiant@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
This is what those woke liberals want!
ryan213@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Those selfish Chileans! They could double their beaches!
Klear@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
And let Argentina have sone? Not worth it.
ryan213@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Oh shit, maybe half of Chile stays.