True in my case, but there’s a good reason. We started dating in HS. She got on birth control, and her boobs got huge.

I remember being at work, and seeing a bombshell walking across the parking lot. I was in awe. And then I realized it was her.

I knew it was doomed from that point on. She was constantly getting hit on by everyone by that point.

And I even had a friend that called me shaggy. My girlfriend even went to metal shows with me. She crawled through GWARs worm once.

Matrix confirmed.