Jimmyeatsausage
@Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world
- Comment on You have 8 seconds. 3 weeks ago:
No access badge clearly visible attached between neck and waist.
- Comment on Important Metrics 4 weeks ago:
Missed opportunity with the fuel efficiency OP…so close to 42.0
- Comment on Please stop 1 month ago:
Nazi-theme flappy bird
- Comment on Climate change 1 month ago:
Damn…I was looking forward to my future as a Burgundian
- Comment on Swifties wasted no time... 2 months ago:
I’m worried it would fuck his mind so bad he’d start making sense /s
- Comment on Aldi announces wage increases up to $23 an hour; hiring thousands of employees 2 months ago:
Not at most places. At some point, someone told all the MBAs that it makes the customers mad if the employees look lazy or some shit.
- Comment on brown recluse 2 months ago:
Godwin’s law (of spiders)
- Comment on *clap clap* 2 months ago:
I’m not even sure it’s safe for her to go to any event he’s speaking at…
- Comment on Pittsburgh diners fume over ‘staged’ Harris campaign stop as popular restaurant cleared: ‘Mind-boggling’ 2 months ago:
Communism, I think? Is Kamala not communist enough for Trump voters? This must be what it feels like when you can’t understand slang anymore.
- Comment on Trump's answer today reminded me of his infamous "Nuclear" quote. 3 months ago:
I award you no votes, and may God have mercy on your soul.
- Comment on Stay Mad 4 months ago:
If there were a “no genocide” candidate that could win, making that a single issue would matter. Biden supports Israel despite their actions in Gaza… which he has publicly stated he doesn’t agree with and has taken concrete, if underwhelming, steps to try and stop. Trump has shown us during his previous administration and told us recently that he will support Israel harder and will likely take steps to decrease the resistance to the Palestinian genocide if not outright accelerate it. He’ll also accelerate Russian aggression in Ukraine and likely would ignore our Article 5 responsibilities when Putin advances farther into Europe. I’ll assume you’re familiar with the policy differences on climate and how climate change impacts poor regions (like Gaza) more than it impacts affluent ones like the US (and even we’re getting our asses kicked by climate change this year). You can vote to take a moral stand, or you can vote for desired outcomes. The people trying to convince you not to vote 3rd party are trying to convince you to vote for a desired outcome. There is presently no likely outcome that gives us a non-Biden, non-Trump administration for the next 4 years. Based on that fact, we want to maximize the likelihood of the best availa le outcome. That’s what we’re asking…to think about what the world looks like for the people you care about under Biden and compare those outcomes to what it will look like under Trump and vote based on those outcomes. The time to find the ideal candidate is at the beginning of a presidential term, not the end of one.
You can bet your ass most of us are including the ongoing genocide in our voting decision, we’ve just thought about it enough to know our options aren’t between “stopping genocide” and “continuing genocide”, the choice is between “resisting” (aka, the status quo) or “accelerating”.
- Comment on Rock Eagle Flag 4 months ago:
Not for several decades, no.
- Comment on Rock Eagle Flag 4 months ago:
Guns don’t protect children. They’re the leading cause of death in children.
I have no idea what you’re talking about with protecting food…hunting? Not how most people get their food. Most people get food from a grocery store…where they’re increasingly likely to get shot.
If the freedom line was in reference to the military, there’s hardly a vet alive who’s done that… they’re all dead from old age. The only wars we’ve been fighting were for revenge or resources. I say that as a vet.
If you’re talking about protecting us from our government…as far as I know, nobody has even won an armed confrontation with the police or feds over freedoms. Guns made Waco worse. Guns made Ruby Ridge worse. I guess the Bundy’s protected their “right” to steal from taxpayers by grazing their cattle on public land without paying for it like they should have. That feels like a less important right than “life” to me personally.
- Comment on I don't know about those shorts, either. 4 months ago:
Captain Insano shows no mercy
- Comment on We Need To Stop OpenAI 4 months ago:
And “Free speech absolutist”
- Comment on Like a prion 5 months ago:
Jesus gets sad when you get DNA in Uranus, or so they say
- Comment on Julia Louis-Dreyfus Calls ‘Bulls—‘ Over Complaints That ‘Comics Can’t Be Funny Now’ Due to P.C. Culture: It’s Not an ‘Impossible Time to Be Funny’ 5 months ago:
The best comedians can always pull it off because they know it’s about the focus of the joke. I have no idea who the original writer was, but there was a reddit thread about a cishet comedian who did
“You know how I know trans women are women? Because when we have sex they don’t finish either”
I love it. It’s a joke about trans people, but it works because the butt of the joke is the comedian himself… it even affirms trans identity.
- Comment on Ok. Now they've done it. 5 months ago:
I’m almost certain they’ve all decided Jesus was a loser and decided to root for Barabbas instead.
- Comment on Pickle Juice, Pickle Beer, why not Pickle Milk? 5 months ago:
Mmm garlic milk ಠ_ಠ
- Comment on ☀️🌞☀️ 5 months ago:
How science of everyone
For 50 years, science has been telling us that we’re well and truly fucked if we don’t do something about climate change. We didn’t. I don’t think the species is gonna die out (thought millions of other species will and are). You’re talking like we’re gonna be building a Dyson sphere (or swarm) in the next 20 years? Or colonize outer planets? It’s science fiction…at least for next few 100 years. We can’t rely on a deus ex machina save…we gotta take care of the planet we evolved to live on…if we aren’t strong enough for that, I don’t think we’re getting anywhere near K-II.
- Comment on ☀️🌞☀️ 5 months ago:
Fuck you buddy, we’re gonna cook ourselves first!
That’ll teach ya…
- Comment on Big Science 5 months ago:
When you train an LLM on a strictly curated and verified dataset that is limited in scope, it will do a very good job providing you with information about that specific topic and should hopefully give you the “As an LLM, I don’t know about that…” speil for anything else.
When you let an LLM “do its own research” (e.g. train it on internet content) it starts telling you to put glue on pizza, eat a healthy number of rocks every day, and that you can run in the air as long as you don’t look down.
Maybe they really are already as smart as people. /s
- Comment on Funny, those guys don't usually agree on that much 6 months ago:
It’s easier than accepting nuance, and it’s usually from the same people who demonstrate that same lack of nuance in everything else they post.
- Comment on Picasso Moth 6 months ago:
Do you know a moth who’s good at conversation?
- Comment on Stop right there 6 months ago:
I mean, you didn’t kill the dinosaurs. Or did you ಠ_ಠ
- Comment on Stop right there 6 months ago:
Jupiter says, “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me”
- Comment on Anon has nerdy hobbies 6 months ago:
Found the “Bubba” in this scenario…
- Comment on Medieval Doomsday Weapon 6 months ago:
Slotin knew he fucked up as soon as it happened to. Apparently, he would always use a screwdriver to hold the thing open and was warned multiple times he was gonna kill himself. He did use himself as a human shield, though (not sure if it was deliberate or just happenstance), and ended up being the only fatality in that incident, iirc.
- Comment on Helpful diagrams 6 months ago:
From the foundational textbook “Garden of Earthly Delights” by H. Bosch et al
- Comment on US foreign aid package: how is it financed? 6 months ago:
I mean, 60B isn’t an outrageous amount for just the grain. 5% of the world’s grain comes from Ukraine, and Russia already has a rich history of using their resource exports to extort Western governments.