Pickle Juice, Pickle Beer, why not Pickle Milk?

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• Twinkletoes@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Freshly milked pickles 🥒

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  • steal_your_face@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I only like fem pickle milk

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    • PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I can tell the difference between femboy milk and regular milk. Am willing to participate in a taste test for proof.

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  • buttfarts@lemy.lol ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ever drink the milk straight from the pickle?

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s not what Pilk is… Pilk is Pepsi Milk!

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  • thesocavault@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe it’s made by Pepsi?

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  • MindTraveller@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I thought pilk waa cum

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• iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  it is a marketing tragedy that they tried to associate it to milk, otherwise it would have been a just fine drink. now probably cant drink it without thinking of milk and wanting to vomit

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  • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh. I just assumed it was milk with pickle juice in it and was wondering what technique they used to prevent it from curdling.

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• nifty@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pickles need to get out of places they have no fucking business in

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  • thesocavault@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s a Joke.

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    • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes so was mine, read it again

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  • bitchkat@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Which is every where. Along with peanut butter and coffee.

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• inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Even I’m not THAT vegan

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  • olutukko@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I would gulp that shit

    -your fellow vegan

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• Maultasche@feddit.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Not as bad as Peg Nog

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• gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  No, Pilk is 1/2 milk, 1/2 Pepsi you uncultured swine

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  • ZeroCool@vger.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I scanned for the obvious plant seal,and now knowing its real,I’m scared,even if its just dirty soda.

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• manucode@infosec.pub ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  @moistbones@lemmy.world Something for you?

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• bitchkat@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’d rather drink ketchup.

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  • thesocavault@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yooooooo Hahahahahahaha! I’m done! Lmao

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• dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Purge the infidels from the earth. God may forgive them but we never can.

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• key@lemmy.keychat.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I wish it were real. Pepsi-milk just doesn’t hit the same.

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• RGB3x3@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The fucking pickle udders on that logo is a travesty.

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  • thesocavault@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 That’s it right there! Post closed! LMAO

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• buttfarts@lemy.lol ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This meme just proves that God truly hates us.

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  • thesocavault@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    God loves us because he gave someone the talent to make this graphic.

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• numberfour002@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I never bought any, but I was tempted to try the dill pickle flavored ice cream that I saw for sale last year. I found a review of it https://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2023/11/15/van-leeuwen-dill-pickle-ice-cream-review/ that suggests the flavor was actually pretty tasty. It was a seasonal thing or maybe even a one time thing, so perhaps I’ll never have the chance to taste it myself.

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They used to put frogs in milk to help preserve the milk, before they invented pasteurization and the refrigerator.

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  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Put a frog in my butt to stay young?

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    • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yep. Just make sure to feed it twice a day… 👍

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  • thesocavault@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Really? That is interesting

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    • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yep. Weird AF I know, but apparently it was (and still sometimes is) a thing.

      treehugger.com/if-your-fridge-dies-should-you-put…

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• ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Hey Morty I turned myself into a pickle…and milk. I’m pickle milk!”

  They really missed an annoying branding opportunity here.

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• devilish666@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Nah…i just stick with regular milk
  I prefer my milk extracted from tits

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• RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Somebody grew too many cucumbers.

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  • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    🎶Too many cukes It takes a lot to make a milk🎵

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• Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mmm garlic milk ಠ_ಠ

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• p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The aerith classic

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• blazera@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is infringement on neco arc

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cursed

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