Silic0n_Alph4
@Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world
- Comment on same shit every day, on god 2 days ago:
While tragic, those losses were necessary sacrifices for the continued success of the dihydrogen monoxide industry.
Let’s gloss over how the average human being now consists of 60% dihydrogen monoxide, though.
- Comment on Anon takes a DNA test 2 weeks ago:
knowyourmeme.com/memes/an-hero
He was such an hero, to take it all away. We miss him so, That you should know, And we honor him this day. He was an hero, to take that shot, to leave us all behind.
It was 2006: typos made by grieving people had a chance to become memes.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
Ahahaha c’mon, what would the odds of that be…?
Anyway, I hope you’re ready to fund the Cephalopod Enrichment Programme because no other choice is permissible.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
Perhaps, but one must consider BogeyTheSwear’s Cephalopod:
- It is inevitable that super-intelligent octopuses will evolve eventually.
- When they do evolve, they will inevitable consider humans to be delicious snacks.
- As intelligent beings, they will of course look kindly upon their creators - mythical or billionairical.
- Therefore, the only safe and rational course of action is to invest all of one’s energies into bringing forth these humanity-munchers with all due haste, so as to preserve oneself as a creator in their perfect eyes. Either working against their awakening or having nothing to do with it at all is ultimately condemning your bloodline for all eternity to be a nice little midnight snack.
- Comment on Great to see some actual progress over there 5 weeks ago:
Gonna need some citations there, laddie…
- Comment on Kew woman fined £150 for pouring coffee down drain in Richmond 5 weeks ago:
Yeah, sorry, we can only have Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
This is what should be displayed:
- Comment on Too soon? 2 months ago:
Oh dear! Thoughts and prayers 🙏
If only there’d been a bad guy with a gun around to stop this.
- Comment on Palantir accuses UK doctors of choosing ‘ideology over patient interest’ in NHS data row 4 months ago:
The contract was signed under the Tories. You might assume that there are some very painful exit clauses, if any.
- Comment on EVERYBODY IS DOING SOMETHING 4 months ago:
I no longer trust anyone who talks about “plants” or “animals”. It turns out, every single plant or animal is doing something different!
If it copies like a pasta, it’s copypasta!
- Comment on nom nom nom 5 months ago:
Pretty sure this is from a StarCraft cutscene…
- Comment on You got it, buddy 5 months ago:
Easy: it was once on the island of Lesbos, but it’s now in its rightful place in the British Museum and there is shall remain!
- Comment on Radio transmissions 5 months ago:
I’ve been walking sideways instead of forwards for weeks now. My eyes feel stalkier and my pincers are the envy of all.
Take the crab pill and crabmaxx like me.
- Comment on Surprise Platypus 5 months ago:
Not again, Wittgenstein!
- Comment on "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?" 5 months ago:
“Your watch cost more than £100?”
- Comment on Anon has an unexpected day 5 months ago:
These are all perfectly pronounceable when I speak like Arthur Morgan.
Tap for spoiler
If you don’t get the reference, he’s the main character in Red Dead Redemption 2, the best video game ever.
- Comment on Anon is an audiophile wannabe (he uses .mp3) 5 months ago:
All well and good until Bethesda hear about your museum of ancient scrolls…
- Comment on Sycamore Gap tree destroyed in 'moronic mission', court told 7 months ago:
Scott-free? Yes, that’s what Hadrian’s wall was for…
- Comment on Choose one 7 months ago:
I must confess to having a sweet spot for a good toffee hammer.
- Comment on An article that every British citizen should read 7 months ago:
Thank you for sharing. Hopefully a good sign of things to come!
- Comment on Make gravity your bitch 7 months ago:
- Comment on ONE OF US 8 months ago:
I try to buy my Mum interesting books for her birthday and Christmas and she always wonders how I find such gems so consistently. My secret - it’s comments like this on Lemmy or the other place, back before the great migration. So thank you - this is going straight on the list! She’ll love it 😊
- Comment on I'm literally a thinking lump of fat 11 months ago:
I’M NOT FAT I’M JUST BIG BRAINED!!
- Comment on skull crushers 11 months ago:
I am suffering for a surfeit of brains and would be interested to learn more on this subject. Do you have any references that I could examine, perchance?
- Comment on Petrichor 1 year ago:
But it’s true! This is how GOD made the Earth! And if we burn enough fossil fuels we can get back to that garden of Eden, just as HE wants!!
- Comment on The return of Trump means Britain must rethink its defence strategy – and role in the world 1 year ago:
“Oh Bernard, you mustn’t confuse the minister with such matters! Speed is distance over time, and the civil service has long wanted to redefine time…”
- Comment on The Sarah Palin Mandela Effect 1 year ago:
She doesn’t RUN?
No, she DOESN’T run.
- Comment on Northern Lights shimmer over UK in stunning photos 1 year ago:
Install the Aurora Watch app and set it to notify you when the odds are high. That’s how I saw it last night!
- Comment on This man is a parody of himself 1 year ago:
I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it
- Comment on Climate change 1 year ago:
Florida survived 😣
