Silic0n_Alph4
@Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world
- Comment on Witness 10 hours ago:
No no, I’m convinced already.
- Comment on Just like me fr 1 week ago:
Yer ma’s a Klein bottle!
- Comment on [Video] Group of men harrass Aljazeera reporter covering burnt down ambulances calling him a "monkey", "dog" and "terrorist". 1 week ago:
Genuinely shocking display of hatred, bigotry, and racism. I find it hard to believe that this could happen in the UK, and yet here it is.
- Comment on 3D Print some math. 1 week ago:
Will it work on my 4d printer or will I have to project it down to 3d first?
- Comment on School book banning escalates in the UK as Greater Manchester secondary school censors scores of books - Index on Censorship 1 week ago:
“Children don’t read anymore!” “No, not like that…!”
I’m sure Year 11 will love having access to age-appropriate texts such as Spot the Dog and ~The Very Hungry Caterpillar~ (edit: removed for promoting gluttony and transitions). No doubt their English Literature GCSE results will be stellar.
- Comment on Dog owners face unlimited fines for farm livestock attacks 2 weeks ago:
The dogs generally aren’t trying to shag the animals, that’s why.
- Comment on The jokes write themselves... 4 weeks ago:
I wonder how retracting a man’s papers compares to rejecting him from art school?
- Comment on It's a Furby! 2 months ago:
Left: Furby.
Right: Muppets (background singers)
- Comment on I've wondered since I was a youngin 2 months ago:
Cor, it’s a good job Hitler killed himself instead of somebody having to live with that evil, init?
- Comment on Anon creates a religion 2 months ago:
Divine Truth and Not Gay if done for religious purposes, clearly.
- Comment on Alchemy is so hot right now. 2 months ago:
Infinite energy for all is cancelled.
Infinite wealth for the shareholders will go ahead instead.
- Comment on UK is ‘unwelcoming’ and ‘racist’ for overseas NHS health workers, warns top doctor 2 months ago:
“Are you racist now? Then I’m throwing away the presents I bought for you. If in doubt, cast them out, right?”
- Comment on same shit every day, on god 3 months ago:
While tragic, those losses were necessary sacrifices for the continued success of the dihydrogen monoxide industry.
Let’s gloss over how the average human being now consists of 60% dihydrogen monoxide, though.
- Comment on Anon takes a DNA test 4 months ago:
knowyourmeme.com/memes/an-hero
He was such an hero, to take it all away. We miss him so, That you should know, And we honor him this day. He was an hero, to take that shot, to leave us all behind.
It was 2006: typos made by grieving people had a chance to become memes.
- Comment on 4 months ago:
Ahahaha c’mon, what would the odds of that be…?
Anyway, I hope you’re ready to fund the Cephalopod Enrichment Programme because no other choice is permissible.
- Comment on 4 months ago:
Perhaps, but one must consider BogeyTheSwear’s Cephalopod:
- It is inevitable that super-intelligent octopuses will evolve eventually.
- When they do evolve, they will inevitable consider humans to be delicious snacks.
- As intelligent beings, they will of course look kindly upon their creators - mythical or billionairical.
- Therefore, the only safe and rational course of action is to invest all of one’s energies into bringing forth these humanity-munchers with all due haste, so as to preserve oneself as a creator in their perfect eyes. Either working against their awakening or having nothing to do with it at all is ultimately condemning your bloodline for all eternity to be a nice little midnight snack.
- Comment on Great to see some actual progress over there 5 months ago:
Gonna need some citations there, laddie…
- Comment on Kew woman fined £150 for pouring coffee down drain in Richmond 5 months ago:
Yeah, sorry, we can only have Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
This is what should be displayed:
- Comment on Too soon? 6 months ago:
Oh dear! Thoughts and prayers 🙏
If only there’d been a bad guy with a gun around to stop this.
- Comment on Palantir accuses UK doctors of choosing ‘ideology over patient interest’ in NHS data row 8 months ago:
The contract was signed under the Tories. You might assume that there are some very painful exit clauses, if any.
- Comment on EVERYBODY IS DOING SOMETHING 8 months ago:
I no longer trust anyone who talks about “plants” or “animals”. It turns out, every single plant or animal is doing something different!
If it copies like a pasta, it’s copypasta!
- Comment on nom nom nom 8 months ago:
Pretty sure this is from a StarCraft cutscene…
- Comment on You got it, buddy 8 months ago:
Easy: it was once on the island of Lesbos, but it’s now in its rightful place in the British Museum and there is shall remain!
- Comment on Radio transmissions 9 months ago:
I’ve been walking sideways instead of forwards for weeks now. My eyes feel stalkier and my pincers are the envy of all.
Take the crab pill and crabmaxx like me.
- Comment on Surprise Platypus 9 months ago:
Not again, Wittgenstein!
- Comment on "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?" 9 months ago:
“Your watch cost more than £100?”
- Comment on Anon has an unexpected day 9 months ago:
These are all perfectly pronounceable when I speak like Arthur Morgan.
Tap for spoiler
If you don’t get the reference, he’s the main character in Red Dead Redemption 2, the best video game ever.
- Comment on Anon is an audiophile wannabe (he uses .mp3) 10 months ago:
All well and good until Bethesda hear about your museum of ancient scrolls…
- Comment on Sycamore Gap tree destroyed in 'moronic mission', court told 11 months ago:
Scott-free? Yes, that’s what Hadrian’s wall was for…
