Have you seen a doctor about that? No one should be that gassy on a regular basis.
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Unbecredible@lemm.ee 2 months agoAll I do is fart. Except during the times when I’m holding in my farts so I can keep living among society. But even then I’m just quietly belching under my breath. All I am is gas. Held together in the loose shape of a man by the surface tension in a bubble of cheeseburger grease and the force of my will to eat another. Just one more. My urine is carbonated.
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Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Are you me? I gas my poor boyfriend every day. I’ve just come to accept it at this point.