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Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

• Unbecredible@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  All I do is fart. Except during the times when I’m holding in my farts so I can keep living among society. But even then I’m just quietly belching under my breath. All I am is gas. Held together in the loose shape of a man by the surface tension in a bubble of cheeseburger grease and the force of my will to eat another. Just one more. My urine is carbonated.

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  • NikkiDimes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Are you me? I gas my poor boyfriend every day. I’ve just come to accept it at this point.

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  • Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Have you seen a doctor about that? No one should be that gassy on a regular basis.

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