ice breaker

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• JaymesRS@literature.cafe ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Level 2: Change the word you emphasize with each stranger.

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  • Hadriscus@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bonus absurd points if you emphasize “here”

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    • Unbecredible@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Make the implication especially spicy by emphasizing “I”.

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nah “want” is the goat of absurdity here

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  • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I want you TO know that I personally have no problem with you being here.

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “You are an OK guy. No matter what they say”

  …and leave.

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• Squorlple@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This also works for political parties

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “I’m glad you’re here. You’re one of the good ones.”

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• HawlSera@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  As someone with CPTSD in the midst of a panic attack that I already know to be irrational and just trying to stable my mind so I can get back to writing…

  You’re the devil

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  • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s alright. Not sure why all the other comments said to ignore you, because you’re okay in my book

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• Kalkaline@leminal.space ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I used to be friends with a guy that would introduce himself and then ask where he might score some meth.

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• MBM@lemmings.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This would fuck me up for life

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• bruhsoulz@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I gotta toot this wtf 😂

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