Squorlple
@Squorlple@lemmy.world
I don’t care what people say, the most important historical event in my lifetime was the discovery and release of the lost Steely Dan tape containing The Second Arrangement
- Comment on Hot in the car today 2 days ago:
The Lord does not accept such excuses. Go in your soiled Sunday best just as you are seen before Him.
- Comment on *play imagine being sung by random white celeb* 2 days ago:
I mean if you post online something like “Hey who wants to join my armed revolution?” then you’re gonna get the feds on you and your organization’s cover is going to get blown. If somebody does get caught and their connections can be traced back to a website or other community, then the unradicalized masses will see that website/community as a breeding ground for violence and either that website/community or the government will make the website/community clamp down and/or give up IDs of other members. Especially in an era where data is a commodity and the psychopathic tyrants are unmoved by peaceful protest, effective rebel cell formation and action has to be cloak and dagger and requires time to form an armed militia with a clear objective and a strong majority of the populace would need to sympathize. Definitely don’t abide this info and form a rebel cell in real life, since that would be illegal and therefore bad; if you were a fictional character in the fictional Star Wars universe, for example, then go ahead.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
Ben Grimm from Earth-616 imo
- Comment on Nominative Determinism is my middle name 1 week ago:
My alma mater had a café named Foo Bar in a computer science building
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- Comment on Regularly 1 week ago:
Ai Weiwei, minus the Weiwei
- Comment on ‘The Fairly OddParents’ Creator Butch Hartman Launches Indie Animation Studio to Produce Family Shows 1 week ago:
The Fairly Oddparents
Faith-Based Shows
Dude loves his magic sky parents
- Comment on Heheheh my secret door of secret knowledge 2 weeks ago:
I remember the first time I was an authorized personnel only
- Comment on Impossible 2 weeks ago:
The 80’s will to be 50 years from now, too
- Comment on The road they drove to dump this trash literally takes to the landfill 2 weeks ago:
Maybe they got to the dump and there was a big sign and chain across the dump saying “Closed on Thanksgiving” and they had never heard of a dump closed on Thanksgiving before and with tears in their eyes they drove off into the sunset looking for another place to put the garbage. They didn’t find one. ‘Til they came to a side road and off the side of the side road there was another fifteen foot cliff and at the bottom of the cliff was another pile of garbage. And they decided that one big pile is better than two little piles and rather than bring that one up they decided to throw theirs down.
- Comment on Id say atleast 4-5 more 3 weeks ago:
So that’s it, huh? We’re some kind of Seven Samurai?
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Many historians believe the 15th POTUS, James Buchanan, was gay and closeted. Openly gay Pete Buttigieg (D) has ran for president within recent years but ultimately did not win his party’s nomination.
However, there are two determining factors for a more modern day scenario:
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While not categorically disqualifying on any legal level, would a lack of heteronormativity be rejected by the majority of voters (as processed through the Electoral College)? Bigotry unfortunately seems to be the winning method.
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Will there even be a specter of fair and free elections for POTUS in the future? (Doubtful)
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- Comment on Marvel Officially Retitles Thunderbolts as The New Avengers 3 weeks ago:
Yeah, with the asterisk in the title and the discussion about it, I would think that this was the marketing plan from the start. The movie’s performance may have affected when exactly they decided to pull the trigger on the rebrand though.
- Comment on fellow patriots 3 weeks ago:
IIRC, the Death Star was a secret to everyone outside of the Empire until Rogue One, which took place only a couple of days before it was blown up in A New Hope. In the Imperial meeting scene of A New Hope, Tarkin says “Fear will keep the local systems in line. Fear of this battle station,” which implies the threat of the Death Star is meant to be widely known after its public demonstration on Alderaan; public sentiment became unnecessary once they could hold a gun to the head of every possible dissident as well as to their world. I don’t see how this meme could take place after A New Hope since the destruction of both Alderaan and the Death Star would be widely known and verifiable by that point.
- Comment on Dreams can come true 3 weeks ago:
No, I am already too powerful
- Comment on If it's good enough to keep your house warm, it's good enough to keep your insides warm 3 weeks ago:
The hands don’t seem off to me, especially if the model has done a lot of hand-on labor. The thing that sticks out to me as an indicator of this being not AI generated is the markings on the strand board to the right of the model’s belt; I don’t think an AI would take into consideration the product info marked onto raw material, let alone be able to place three squares of that info in line. If we could find actual raw strand board with those specific product markings, especially one sold by Home Depot, that would suggest it to be an actual photograph. Identifying the model in the photo and finding photos of him outside of Home Depot’s promo shots would also indicate it’s a photo. In either case of it being a photo or AI-gen, the marketing team still could have done some photoshopping as they see fit.
- Comment on If it's good enough to keep your house warm, it's good enough to keep your insides warm 3 weeks ago:
Have you tried using the gloves and mask to commit burglary and/or other crimes against the systems of the rich and powerful?
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- Comment on Hopping out of the shower, realizing I forgot to bring a towel 3 weeks ago:
Keep showering. The Lord will provide a towel when it is time to leave.
- Comment on Literally the little mermaid as a bacun-style student... 3 weeks ago:
/> i made
/> an aiPick one. And don’t show us slop from the latter.
- Comment on New to lemmy. Is there a version of /r/changemyview? 3 weeks ago:
Go to the search bar in Lemmy. Filter to search for Communities. Enter in related search terms such as “changemyview” or “change my view”. Inspect each community to see what their rules are. Inspect the host instance for each community to see what their rules are. Though these communities you find here may not be as active as their Reddit counterparts, you can help grow the social environment you want to experience by participating in these communities.
- Comment on New to lemmy. Is there a version of /r/changemyview? 3 weeks ago:
This is from the subreddit mods’ rules. I don’t see it necessarily implying OP to be in the wrong or in the right. It really just implies those damn corporate admins are at fault. OP could just want a platform which doesn’t censor a discussion on subject matter alone.
- Comment on Tattoos 3 weeks ago:
Obviously fake. Everybody know MS-13 strictly use Calibri font for their tattoos.
- Comment on Too cynical or too cyclical? 3 weeks ago:
Voting out was the initial peaceful response. Thanos’ coup attempt on Jan. 6 required force to be stopped and famously afterwards Iron Man looked at the camera and said “So that just happened”
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- Comment on It really is just reddit <3 4 weeks ago:
Air your grievances at !yepowertrippinbastards@lemmy.dbzer0.com and be judged by the council there
- Comment on How to get a package to the right owner? 4 weeks ago:
If the address is incorrect, you could try finding the correct address and deliver it yourself, or maybe contact the post office local to that area to arrange a delivery of sorts?
I once got an Amazon package addressed to the previous resident of my apartment, and I was expecting packages of my own at the time so I opened it without reading the name of the intended recipient. Realizing it wasn’t mine, I was able to locate the intended recipient on LinkedIn and found her workplace, which happened to be nearby. I asked for her at the workplace’s front desk (without realizing that I was talking to her) and she said to deliver any other packages meant for her to that workplace. With mail (in the US, at least), you can write “Not at this address” on the envelope and mail it and it should find its way to the intended recipient.
- Comment on Modern problems require modern solutions... 4 weeks ago:
Actually, this rudimentary “matchmaker” site worked by having people select their gender, the gender(s) they want their partner to be, their age range, and the age range they want their partner to be in. I then made myself the match for each person in the cross-section of people who met my criteria and people whose criteria I met*, and everybody else was more happily matched with the bagel. Everyone knew it was in jest overall.
*footnote: In order the favor the bagel, if someone selected multiple gender options for them to match with, the website selected the bagel for the match even if one of those genders were my own. The bagel had also previously been established as non-binary (they/them/theirs), for the record.
- Comment on Modern problems require modern solutions... 4 weeks ago:
I made a dating website once where the only possible matches were me or a bagel. People preferred the bagel.
- Comment on What is the likelihood I see trump shoot someone on 5th Ave? It's gotta be non 0, right? 4 weeks ago:
Hey homie keep this thing on you for your own safety
