Squorlple
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I don’t care what people say, the most important historical event in my lifetime was the discovery and release of the lost Steely Dan tape containing The Second Arrangement
- Comment on women are the devil 20 hours ago:
Somebody’s been watching Season 3 of Agents of SHIELD and thinking it’s a documentary
- Comment on Ok, thanks... 1 day ago:
Thank you for thinking for me. I was afraid of doing that for myself.
(I get that your comment is tongue-in-cheek, not sure everyone else will)
- Comment on ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ Season 17 to Premiere in July With New ‘Abbott Elementary’ Crossover 1 day ago:
a new take on the “Abbott Elementary” crossover, this time from Mac, Charlie, Dennis, Dee and Frank’s perspective.
I hope this perspective shows where all of the comedy was at
- Comment on It's urgent 3 days ago:
I was a little iffy on this one, but at the low image resolution it’s hard for me to tell for sure. The weird bat-dragon-owls are the most suspect to me. What in particular looks off to you?
- Comment on It's urgent 4 days ago:
You censored her feet?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Pull one of these bad boys on him
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
In the USA, they just become organized peddlers of bigotry and misinformation to take away people’s rights
- Comment on damn it'd look soooooo cool 3 weeks ago:
Gives a new meaning to Knuckles the Echidna
- Comment on Jonathan Majors has addressed the rumors he'll return as Kang in the MCU and revealed that Kevin Feige didn't respond to the letter he sent him shortly after his trial 3 weeks ago:
My pipe dream hope is a recast with John Boyega. He doesn’t look jarringly different from Majors and he’s got the acting chops for the range of personalities that Kang has shown so far. Incidentally, it also would make him and his Star Wars costar Oscar Isaac Marvel multiverse buddies. The main problem would be if he has a chip on his shoulder with Disney for how his role was treated in Star Wars. It would be a waste to drop the character and all of the setup and have it affect the flow and potential of the film series.
- Comment on Baby face next to name 4 weeks ago:
Certain Lemmy apps show the baby face emoji next to newly created accounts. I assume this is a futureproofing measure against spam or bot accounts by bringing the newness of the account to other users’ attention so they know to be more wary of them. Based on my previous experience hunting bots on Reddit, I think this is an excellent futureproofing feature.
If you’re using the Voyager app, you can activate or deactivate this indicator on your end by going to the General settings in the app and switching the New Account Highlightenator. Other users will still see the baby face next to your username until you age out of it, but I don’t know how long will take.
Welcome to Lemmy!
- Comment on I don't envy the humans pre-dentistry 4 weeks ago:
It means that humans developed empathy and the scientific means to help each other avoid natural selection. Intraspecies and interspecies empathy is the cheat code against natural selection. Certain ram species, for example, also were not designed intelligently, so as they age they may grow their horns until they penetrate their skull and kill them. Natural selection is most effective when it culls prior to the life form procreating. However, thanks to the power of empathy, we can abate natural selection by performing oral surgery on humans (ideally in our adolescence for wisdom teeth removal) and by shaving rams’ horns as they age. Ideally, as science develops and empathy spreads, we can come up with more effective and painless means to ensure everybody has a chance to live and be happy.
- Comment on Have you seen that vigilante man? Have you seen that vigilante man? 5 weeks ago:
Apparently, Reddit has started mega-censoring anything even slightly inciting of violence, ranging from comments saying “F Trump” or just the word “Luigi”, as well as banning users just for upvoting this content.
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- Comment on Tiny Face Vance 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Priorities 1 month ago:
The top eighth of a billionaire and the bottom seven-eighths of a billionaire
- Comment on 4 more months and I can quit one of my part time jobs. 1 month ago:
When you’re too old to rock ‘n’ roll and you’re too young to die
- Comment on Is it possible to design a (pen and paper) cipher that is secure against government cryptanalysis for at least 10 years? 1 month ago:
The code could associate skipped or unskipped symbols with the location of stars in the sky at a distant point in time unknown to those trying to break the code
- Comment on Bawitdaba 1 month ago:
The three circles can overlap. Peter Gabriel, for example. Probably David Byrne, Brian Eno, Nina Simone too, off the top of my head.
- Comment on Not real... *for now* 1 month ago:
Kenneth Lamar Noid proved that violence is an effective means of stopping advertisements
- Comment on Too real 1 month ago:
Tbh when I played it as a kid I felt like I needed a help system for the help system
- Submitted 1 month ago to [deleted] | 6 comments
- Comment on Freedumb 1 month ago:
Real Americans have red and white skin like the US flag. Soon to be implemented are mandatory blue eyes too
- Submitted 1 month ago to [deleted] | 5 comments
- Comment on I’d find a way to burn it 1 month ago:
When life gives you lemonade, make lemonade
- Comment on I choose...you? 1 month ago:
Thunder Clap? They knew, man.
- Submitted 2 months ago to [deleted] | 8 comments
- Comment on ai comments on cbs videos, but why 2 months ago:
Hopping in here to clarify for OP that these aren’t AI. They’re just spam bots. Their scripts are pre-generated and may at most contain a vague reference to specifics of the video. They are not unique to CBS videos in any way. Many YouTube channels curate spam out of their comments but that process is time-consuming and/or leads to accidental censorship of unproblematic comments.
- Comment on Me between shifts 2 months ago:
Ready Player One
- Comment on What is acceptable amount of microplastics you would allow into your brain? 2 months ago:
1,000,000 ppm
- Comment on If scientists could make you immortal but could only do it by transferring your consciousness into a single video game for ever, which game would you choose? 2 months ago:
I wouldn’t do it. Consciousness is like the worst thing I’ve experienced ever.
Also, this prompt might be better suited for !asklemmy@lemmy.world
