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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I like to get whiskey shitfaced and eat six packs of imitation crab.

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh no you don’t! Stabbo Crabbo, he’s eating something that kinda tastes like you but isn’t! Get 'im!

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    • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Mess with the crab, you get the stab. I have a picture I made of that on another phone. Sadly not this one.

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  • Lucky_777@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I fucking love imitation crab, so fun to peel apart and eat like string cheese.

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• AA5B@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Imitation crab tastes great, and isn’t really all that similar to crab. It’s a fish reduction good enough to stand up for tself, does not need to hide

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  • GooberEar@lemmy.wtf ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s the general consensus in my social circle as well. It’s not fooling anybody, but we appreciate it for what it is. Fishham with seafood flavoring.

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• chaogomu@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  A rare food based example of Carcinisation

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• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Acting on your best behaviour
  Turn your back on Mother Nature
  Everybody wants to be a crab.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ve had both real and imitation crab side by side and I honestly can’t tell the difference by taste. Texture, sure, but not taste.

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• Townlately@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Surimi with a bit of melted butter is better than popcorn.

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• sibannac@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I hate imitation, crab.

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  • Draegur@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    i always felt weird about it. for me it never quite rose to levels of ‘the ick’ but i can totally understand how it might trip past the threshold for others.

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• Squorlple@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dress for the job you want, not the job you have

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• qwerty@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I hate those, it tastes like sweet fish.

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  • porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s exactly what it is

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• TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  holy shit I’m just learning about this now?!?! I have a mild allergy and apparently I can now enjoy* one of my favorite foods I’ve been unable to eat for years?!?! thank you so much OP 🩷🩷

  *I just get really inflamed and feel horrible if I eat it. I won’t die, just not a good experience. An article says it’s like ~2% crab meat and even if I have a horrible experience I think it’s worth a try with a benadryl on hand.

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  • 5oap10116@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just don’t look up how it’s made. I still eat it but it’s definitely on my mind when I do.

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    • AA5B@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sort of like hot dogs. I’ll eat them, but try not to know, how they’re made

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• psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ok ._.

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• Naich@lemmings.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Alan’s fact of the day.

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