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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I like to get whiskey shitfaced and eat six packs of imitation crab.

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Oh no you don’t! Stabbo Crabbo, he’s eating something that kinda tastes like you but isn’t! Get 'im!

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    • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Mess with the crab, you get the stab. I have a picture I made of that on another phone. Sadly not this one.

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  • Lucky_777@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• AA5B@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Imitation crab tastes great, and isn’t really all that similar to crab. It’s a fish reduction good enough to stand up for tself, does not need to hide

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  • GooberEar@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s the general consensus in my social circle as well. It’s not fooling anybody, but we appreciate it for what it is. Fishham with seafood flavoring.

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• spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I fucking love imitation crab, so fun to peel apart and eat like string cheese.

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• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Acting on your best behaviour
  Turn your back on Mother Nature
  Everybody wants to be a crab.

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• chaogomu@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  A rare food based example of Carcinisation

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’ve had both real and imitation crab side by side and I honestly can’t tell the difference by taste. Texture, sure, but not taste.

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• Townlately@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Surimi with a bit of melted butter is better than popcorn.

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• sibannac@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I hate imitation, crab.

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  • Draegur@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    i always felt weird about it. for me it never quite rose to levels of ‘the ick’ but i can totally understand how it might trip past the threshold for others.

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• Squorlple@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Dress for the job you want, not the job you have

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• qwerty@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I hate those, it tastes like sweet fish.

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  • porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s exactly what it is

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• TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  holy shit I’m just learning about this now?!?! I have a mild allergy and apparently I can now enjoy* one of my favorite foods I’ve been unable to eat for years?!?! thank you so much OP 🩷🩷

  *I just get really inflamed and feel horrible if I eat it. I won’t die, just not a good experience. An article says it’s like ~2% crab meat and even if I have a horrible experience I think it’s worth a try with a benadryl on hand.

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  • 5oap10116@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Just don’t look up how it’s made. I still eat it but it’s definitely on my mind when I do.

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    • AA5B@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Sort of like hot dogs. I’ll eat them, but try not to know, how they’re made

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• psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ok ._.

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• Meltdown@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Did you wake up crabby?

  Who, me? Yes, you!

  Well, you woke up crabby,

  Let me tell you what to do:

  Put a crab stick in your face!

  We’ve got all the crabs in the same place,

  It’ll rid you of all your acne and your flab,

  The only thing it can’t do is be real crab!

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• Naich@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Alan’s fact of the day.

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