Tool belt: brand new All tools: brand new Hammer: held backward Tin snips? Adjustable wrench? I don’t think this woman is an actual carpenter. They’ve played us for absolute fools!
I've always been critical of Sabrina Carpenter's music. But I love the deck she built for my house.
Submitted 1 month ago by sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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massacre@lemmy.world 1 month ago
dan1101@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Did she use the proper joist spacing for the decking?
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Yeah, she’s really an amazing Carpenter.
HeyJoe@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I thought this was the girl from Home Improvement who worked on the show Tool Time.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
No it’s Sabrina Carpenter.
Turret3857@infosec.pub 1 month ago
Does she happen to know a place that’s got Allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water meters, walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires, BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers, picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters,apint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters, kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables, hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles, pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication, metal roofing, waterproofing, multi-purpose insulation, air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors, trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers, tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers, soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers, calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers?
sneekee_snek_17@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I can’t waaaaiiiit, no i can’t wait
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I never asked. But she probably does.
Crashumbc@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Grainger
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Well, now that you have a deck, make sure to take good care of it.
Squorlple@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sabrina Carpenter not being a member of the Carpenters hits me like Ice Spice not being a member of the Spice Girls
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
She’s an honorary member.