Tempus_Fugit
@Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social
- Comment on huge tracts of land 2 weeks ago:
I can’t speak for farmers, but the rednecks in my area love to say they’re conservationists while throwing their garbage out of the driver’s side window.
- Comment on Republican Senator callously says 'biblically, we are supposed to work' to millions set to lose health care 2 weeks ago:
Will no one rid me of this meddlesome millionaire?
- Comment on YouTube relaxes moderation rules to allow more controversial content 4 weeks ago:
🤣 this will end well. Acceleration to the max!!!
- Comment on Supreme Court Sides With Wrongly Deported Migrant 2 months ago:
A small sliver of a silver lining. We’ll take it!
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Why do all these white women Republican influences all look like cheap bimbos? Lol, I can’t believe they think this looks hot.
- Comment on Dogma, a 25th Anniversary Celebration (1999, dir Kevin Smith) 3 months ago:
I love that they cast renowned atheist George Carlin as the cardinal.
- Comment on eggs. 3 months ago:
👌
- Comment on We Shouldn’t Have to Work This Hard 3 months ago:
Why would we want to do those things solo?
- Comment on We Shouldn’t Have to Work This Hard 3 months ago:
Just remember 50 years ago we didn’t have computers or the internet. These things have made us exponentially more productive yet the work week remains the same. People’s relative net worth has gone down in those 50 years 🤔
- Comment on the pain of knowing you have no girlfriend but THIS door does 3 months ago:
So does this table. So does this table.
- Comment on Lemmy told me to make a lamb cake. Went about as well as I expected. 3 months ago:
I’d smash! Looks delicious 😋
- Comment on >:( 3 months ago:
God, I don’t remember exactly but something like, “you’d better quarantine yourself, sounds like you’ve got corvid.”
- Comment on >:( 3 months ago:
Stream of consciousness, I once busted out a corvid joke during COVID in a company meeting when a dude was complaining about crows calling in the background… it fell flat AF.
- Comment on Mythbusters 3 months ago:
If that mother sucker would give me the right answers I’d slap 'em on in a heartbeat.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
This will surely fix the alarmingly low birth rates we’re currently seeing 🤣
- Comment on The gentrified forest near me removed the bins. .. From their café/picnic area 3 months ago:
Weird, when Japan does it everyone praises them. I guess us western societies are just too trashy to clean up after ourselves.
- Comment on Elon Musk’s X obtains $44bn valuation in sharp turnaround 3 months ago:
Interesting, well my evaluation is that it’s worthless, not priceless, worthless. You’d never catch me dead on that shit stain of a platform.
- Comment on Elon Musk’s Role in Dismantling USAID Likely Violated Constitution, Judge Finds 3 months ago:
I don’t think that matters when nobody is going to do anything about it. Keep wagging your finger though, bullies respond well to stern words.
- Comment on Bumblin' 3 months ago:
I like bee butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny.
