Tempus_Fugit
@Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social
- Comment on Never buying milk from Walmart again 6 days ago:
Junior, lmao lick my balls.
- Comment on Never buying milk from Walmart again 6 days ago:
I do find it a bit telling that Lemmy would assume I’m some lying shill rather than Walmart milk being ass.
- Comment on Never buying milk from Walmart again 1 week ago:
I know most people here are pussies and talk a big game while thinking they’re anonymous, but I’ve had my life threatening multiple times since joining this platform.
- Comment on Never buying milk from Walmart again 1 week ago:
Lol, quite the imagination. I scrubbed out the identification numbers that could be used to track down where I live because I don’t trust none of y’all or the government.
- Comment on Never buying milk from Walmart again 1 week ago:
Quite a lot of assumptions you’re making. I’m probably older than you.
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- Comment on take me back 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
I’ll just be dead, lol. If they come after me I’m taking at least one with me.
- Comment on The ‘996’ work trend comes with dire health warnings 2 weeks ago:
We’ve more than doubled productivity over the past 40 years, but it’s still not enough? Let that sink in. We’re long overdue for a proletariat uprising. I hope it happens soon before I get too old to participate.
- Comment on Strike called in Italy, protests flare over interception of Gaza aid ships 5 weeks ago:
I’m not surprised Meloni backed off, she’s a neo-fascist. I’m more surprised Italians believed she was going to help.
- Comment on Charlie Kirk in his own words. 1 month ago:
Who gives a shit? I wouldn’t care even if it was.
- Comment on Charlie Kirk killing invoked to bolster UK’s largest far-right rally in decades 1 month ago:
Neat how killing your own bolsters your support. I don’t see how this can go wrong at all.
- Comment on When something still uses micro USB in 2025 2 months ago:
Huh my Pixel 7 no longer holds a cable at all and it’s not due to lint. I’m far from the only one too. I see folks complain about the port on them all the time.
- Comment on When something still uses micro USB in 2025 2 months ago:
Same here. My current phone and a few other devices don’t hold a type C connector anymore. I never had that issue with micro B.
- Comment on Modern Windows in a nutshell 2 months ago:
- Comment on Pandering to conservative Americans 2 months ago:
LMAO, this immediately made me think of a George Carlin bit, "That’s the reality; angry men in combat fatigues talking to God on a two-way radio and muttering incoherent slogans about freedom are eventually going to provide us with a great deal of entertainment, especially after your stupid fcking economy collapses all around you and the terrorists come out of the woodwork and you’ll have anthrax in your water supply, and saran gas in your air conditioner, there’ll be chemical and biological suitcase bombs in every city and I say enjoy it, relax, enjoy the show, take a fcking chance, put a little fun in your life.”
- Comment on In New York City, Drivers Who Run Red Lights Get Tickets. E-Bike Riders Get Court Dates. 3 months ago:
I’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but pedestrian endangerment isn’t perpetuated by folks on two wheels.
- Comment on In New York City, Drivers Who Run Red Lights Get Tickets. E-Bike Riders Get Court Dates. 3 months ago:
Why should I care about the law? I see the rich and powerful getting rewarded for their violations. It literally serves me no good to get myself caught when it’s near impossible I’ll get caught if I run.
- Comment on In New York City, Drivers Who Run Red Lights Get Tickets. E-Bike Riders Get Court Dates. 3 months ago:
This is why I always run when the cops try to pull me over on my emoto. Cut through some yards and alleys and I’m long gone. I wear a helmet so good luck identifying me.
- Comment on Microsoft concedes that 'The Outer Worlds 2' retail price was too high — Xbox says it "will keep our full priced holiday releases at $69.99," with refunds incoming 3 months ago:
I’m just glad my backlog of games is so long I’ll never need to pay full price for a game again. These prices are too steep for me.
- Comment on The struggle 3 months ago:
Me after forgetting why I swore these off.
- Comment on Exhausted man defeats AI model in world coding championship 3 months ago:
I can’t help but think of John Henry 😂
- Comment on Bill Burr Says Stop Blaming Immigrants, Blame Billionaires | SubwayTakes Uncut [13:16] 3 months ago:
Bill is a class act. One of the best living comedians.
- Comment on huge tracts of land 4 months ago:
I can’t speak for farmers, but the rednecks in my area love to say they’re conservationists while throwing their garbage out of the driver’s side window.
- Comment on Republican Senator callously says 'biblically, we are supposed to work' to millions set to lose health care 4 months ago:
Will no one rid me of this meddlesome millionaire?
- Comment on YouTube relaxes moderation rules to allow more controversial content 4 months ago:
🤣 this will end well. Acceleration to the max!!!
- Comment on Supreme Court Sides With Wrongly Deported Migrant 6 months ago:
A small sliver of a silver lining. We’ll take it!
- Comment on [deleted] 7 months ago:
Why do all these white women Republican influences all look like cheap bimbos? Lol, I can’t believe they think this looks hot.
- Comment on Dogma, a 25th Anniversary Celebration (1999, dir Kevin Smith) 7 months ago:
I love that they cast renowned atheist George Carlin as the cardinal.
- Comment on eggs. 7 months ago:
👌
