Tempus_Fugit
@Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social
- Comment on Supreme Court Sides With Wrongly Deported Migrant 1 week ago:
A small sliver of a silver lining. We’ll take it!
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Why do all these white women Republican influences all look like cheap bimbos? Lol, I can’t believe they think this looks hot.
- Comment on Dogma, a 25th Anniversary Celebration (1999, dir Kevin Smith) 2 weeks ago:
I love that they cast renowned atheist George Carlin as the cardinal.
- Comment on eggs. 2 weeks ago:
👌
- Comment on We Shouldn’t Have to Work This Hard 3 weeks ago:
Why would we want to do those things solo?
- Comment on We Shouldn’t Have to Work This Hard 3 weeks ago:
Just remember 50 years ago we didn’t have computers or the internet. These things have made us exponentially more productive yet the work week remains the same. People’s relative net worth has gone down in those 50 years 🤔
- Comment on the pain of knowing you have no girlfriend but THIS door does 3 weeks ago:
So does this table. So does this table.
- Comment on Lemmy told me to make a lamb cake. Went about as well as I expected. 3 weeks ago:
I’d smash! Looks delicious 😋
- Comment on >:( 3 weeks ago:
God, I don’t remember exactly but something like, “you’d better quarantine yourself, sounds like you’ve got corvid.”
- Comment on >:( 3 weeks ago:
Stream of consciousness, I once busted out a corvid joke during COVID in a company meeting when a dude was complaining about crows calling in the background… it fell flat AF.
- Comment on Mythbusters 3 weeks ago:
If that mother sucker would give me the right answers I’d slap 'em on in a heartbeat.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
This will surely fix the alarmingly low birth rates we’re currently seeing 🤣
- Comment on The gentrified forest near me removed the bins. .. From their café/picnic area 4 weeks ago:
Weird, when Japan does it everyone praises them. I guess us western societies are just too trashy to clean up after ourselves.
- Comment on Elon Musk’s X obtains $44bn valuation in sharp turnaround 4 weeks ago:
Interesting, well my evaluation is that it’s worthless, not priceless, worthless. You’d never catch me dead on that shit stain of a platform.
- Comment on Elon Musk’s Role in Dismantling USAID Likely Violated Constitution, Judge Finds 4 weeks ago:
I don’t think that matters when nobody is going to do anything about it. Keep wagging your finger though, bullies respond well to stern words.
- Comment on Bumblin' 4 weeks ago:
I like bee butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny.