Tempus_Fugit
@Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social
- Comment on In New York City, Drivers Who Run Red Lights Get Tickets. E-Bike Riders Get Court Dates. 4 days ago:
I’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but pedestrian endangerment isn’t perpetuated by folks on two wheels.
- Comment on In New York City, Drivers Who Run Red Lights Get Tickets. E-Bike Riders Get Court Dates. 4 days ago:
Why should I care about the law? I see the rich and powerful getting rewarded for their violations. It literally serves me no good to get myself caught when it’s near impossible I’ll get caught if I run.
- Comment on In New York City, Drivers Who Run Red Lights Get Tickets. E-Bike Riders Get Court Dates. 5 days ago:
This is why I always run when the cops try to pull me over on my emoto. Cut through some yards and alleys and I’m long gone. I wear a helmet so good luck identifying me.
- Comment on Microsoft concedes that 'The Outer Worlds 2' retail price was too high — Xbox says it "will keep our full priced holiday releases at $69.99," with refunds incoming 1 week ago:
I’m just glad my backlog of games is so long I’ll never need to pay full price for a game again. These prices are too steep for me.
- Comment on The struggle 1 week ago:
Me after forgetting why I swore these off.
- Comment on Exhausted man defeats AI model in world coding championship 1 week ago:
I can’t help but think of John Henry 😂
- Comment on Bill Burr Says Stop Blaming Immigrants, Blame Billionaires | SubwayTakes Uncut [13:16] 2 weeks ago:
Bill is a class act. One of the best living comedians.
- Comment on huge tracts of land 5 weeks ago:
I can’t speak for farmers, but the rednecks in my area love to say they’re conservationists while throwing their garbage out of the driver’s side window.
- Comment on Republican Senator callously says 'biblically, we are supposed to work' to millions set to lose health care 5 weeks ago:
Will no one rid me of this meddlesome millionaire?
- Comment on YouTube relaxes moderation rules to allow more controversial content 1 month ago:
🤣 this will end well. Acceleration to the max!!!
- Comment on Supreme Court Sides With Wrongly Deported Migrant 3 months ago:
A small sliver of a silver lining. We’ll take it!
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Why do all these white women Republican influences all look like cheap bimbos? Lol, I can’t believe they think this looks hot.
- Comment on Dogma, a 25th Anniversary Celebration (1999, dir Kevin Smith) 3 months ago:
I love that they cast renowned atheist George Carlin as the cardinal.
- Comment on eggs. 3 months ago:
👌
- Comment on We Shouldn’t Have to Work This Hard 4 months ago:
Why would we want to do those things solo?
- Comment on We Shouldn’t Have to Work This Hard 4 months ago:
Just remember 50 years ago we didn’t have computers or the internet. These things have made us exponentially more productive yet the work week remains the same. People’s relative net worth has gone down in those 50 years 🤔
- Comment on the pain of knowing you have no girlfriend but THIS door does 4 months ago:
So does this table. So does this table.
- Comment on Lemmy told me to make a lamb cake. Went about as well as I expected. 4 months ago:
I’d smash! Looks delicious 😋
- Comment on >:( 4 months ago:
God, I don’t remember exactly but something like, “you’d better quarantine yourself, sounds like you’ve got corvid.”
- Comment on >:( 4 months ago:
Stream of consciousness, I once busted out a corvid joke during COVID in a company meeting when a dude was complaining about crows calling in the background… it fell flat AF.
- Comment on Mythbusters 4 months ago:
If that mother sucker would give me the right answers I’d slap 'em on in a heartbeat.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
This will surely fix the alarmingly low birth rates we’re currently seeing 🤣
- Comment on The gentrified forest near me removed the bins. .. From their café/picnic area 4 months ago:
Weird, when Japan does it everyone praises them. I guess us western societies are just too trashy to clean up after ourselves.
- Comment on Elon Musk’s X obtains $44bn valuation in sharp turnaround 4 months ago:
Interesting, well my evaluation is that it’s worthless, not priceless, worthless. You’d never catch me dead on that shit stain of a platform.
- Comment on Elon Musk’s Role in Dismantling USAID Likely Violated Constitution, Judge Finds 4 months ago:
I don’t think that matters when nobody is going to do anything about it. Keep wagging your finger though, bullies respond well to stern words.
- Comment on Bumblin' 4 months ago:
I like bee butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny.
