Tempus_Fugit

@Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We Shouldn’t Have to Work This Hard⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Why would we want to do those things solo?

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We Shouldn’t Have to Work This Hard⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Just remember 50 years ago we didn’t have computers or the internet. These things have made us exponentially more productive yet the work week remains the same. People’s relative net worth has gone down in those 50 years 🤔

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the pain of knowing you have no girlfriend but THIS door does⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So does this table. So does this table.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy told me to make a lamb cake. Went about as well as I expected.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d smash! Looks delicious 😋

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨>:(⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  God, I don’t remember exactly but something like, “you’d better quarantine yourself, sounds like you’ve got corvid.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨>:(⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Stream of consciousness, I once busted out a corvid joke during COVID in a company meeting when a dude was complaining about crows calling in the background… it fell flat AF.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mythbusters⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If that mother sucker would give me the right answers I’d slap 'em on in a heartbeat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This will surely fix the alarmingly low birth rates we’re currently seeing 🤣

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The gentrified forest near me removed the bins. .. From their café/picnic area⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Weird, when Japan does it everyone praises them. I guess us western societies are just too trashy to clean up after ourselves.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk’s X obtains $44bn valuation in sharp turnaround⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Interesting, well my evaluation is that it’s worthless, not priceless, worthless. You’d never catch me dead on that shit stain of a platform.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk’s Role in Dismantling USAID Likely Violated Constitution, Judge Finds⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think that matters when nobody is going to do anything about it. Keep wagging your finger though, bullies respond well to stern words.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bumblin'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I like bee butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny.