Praise him

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  In the bible, Jesus turns water into wine.

  In the trailer park, Jesus turns the chemicals under the sink into methamphetamine.

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hence, Jesus lived in the trailer park, obviously.

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  • hydriplex@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    youtu.be/mSfa56tjBQo?si=IEK0OjVCxCr79Fnp

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• marduk@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I could fix her

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• irreticent@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And for later:

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• Godllyra@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Gracias Virgencita de Guadalupe

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  • Fredselfish@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Had friend who rolled his weed with the bible because the way the paper was made. So yes guess this true.

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    • blindbunny@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I used to do this too

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• BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This made me laugh so hard.

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• lars@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The waxy flame has to be pretty bad for your health

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  • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Probably the least of your health concerns when that’s what you’re inhaling.

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    • lars@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Listen, here Meth Is Guy

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