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Submitted 3 months ago by nifty@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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JoMiran@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
Where can you make text like this?
lars@lemmy.sdf.org 3 months ago
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
Not posting is free.
Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
I think I’m ready to find an eye bleach community now.
the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 3 months ago
We don’t have one yet?? Or are there a bunch? Gonna go look now with whatever is left of my eyesight.
medsal15@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
Klear@lemmy.world 3 months ago
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
Thats a shitpost indeed
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
other_cat@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Lawnman23@lemmy.world 3 months ago
cm0002@lemmy.world 3 months ago
imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Well, I hate you.
Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
What a day to have eyes.
MissJinx@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Sometimes I wish the internetn was neves created
ulterno@programming.dev 3 months ago
Did you mean, “interetn war neves created”?
MissJinx@lemmy.world 3 months ago
HAHAHHA sorry…I use my phone in the bed at night ,and worst I’m getting older so without glasses is even harder to see the letters and text. Boost for lemmy is not goos with accessibility. this was probably one of those times
belastend@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
Chef_Boyargee@lemmy.world 3 months ago
🤢
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 3 months ago
How to forget previous 30 seconds
marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 3 months ago
Let’s be honest here, when’s the last time we’ve all been checked for worms? We’re probably all carrying something or other around inside of us. Besides the outside stuff like the mites that live on your eyelashes and stuff… Something something glass houses and so on
aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
People don’t get checked for worms regularly because they are effectively extinct in western societies. They have an extremely hard time coping with waste treatment.
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I used to get worms fairly frequently as a kid. I think it’s wearing shoes that make a real difference.
Zwiebel@feddit.org 3 months ago
We’ve seen the same YouTube video haven’t we
Mickey7@lemmy.world 3 months ago
When a woman extends herself like this to please you then you know that she’s a keeper
Godric@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Keeper; Keeper the fuck away from me
ViperActual@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
I wish I could both up vote and down vote this post because of how foul it is and yet it perfectly fits the community
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Where is the button to
reportunsee this?Diddlydee@feddit.uk 3 months ago
Why oh why did I read and comprehend the words?
guy@piefed.social 3 months ago
Jesus fuck
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 3 months ago
Mate fuck you just prayed so that a fucking thunder hits your electric grid
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
This is unironically one of the few posts I wholeheartedly enjoy. It’s over the top and that’s right up my alley. The girl is the cherry on top. Chefs kiss
ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 3 months ago
My absolute favorite part is the near-unanimous expression of misery from all those commenting. We’ve all had a truly wretched encounter today
saigot@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
I love the gif/image replies. It makes me nostalgic for when every thread was mostly images and gifts (not that I’d like to go back but it’s nice occasionally)
rosco385@lemm.ee 3 months ago
This is almost as bad as the old 4chan jollyrancher story.
nifty@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Maybe, but there’s something more horrifying when you’re reading a green text and it progressively. gets. worse.
ICastFist@programming.dev 3 months ago
Imagination is a real bitch sometimes
Matombo@feddit.org 3 months ago
do i want to know?
saigot@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Definitely not:
spoiler
Nothing tops the Jolly Rancher story. Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action. He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it…but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn’t want to offend her though because he hadn’t seen her in months…so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn’t do much to help. In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her… and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only…it wasn’t the Jolly Rancher. It was a nodule of gonorrhea. As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth… He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though. So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
I want someone to tear my eyes put kill bill style
devilish666@lemmy.world 3 months ago
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