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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨nifty@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • devilish666@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    1000000330

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  • T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    :(

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    • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      lol

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  • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    low resolution drawing of a sad, distressed emoji looking at a computer screen

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Where can you make text like this?

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      • lars@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        m.photofunia.com/categories/…/retro-wave

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not posting is free.

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    • Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think I’m ready to find an eye bleach community now.

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      • ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        !guineapigs@lemmy.world

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      • the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        We don’t have one yet?? Or are there a bunch? Gonna go look now with whatever is left of my eyesight.

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  • medsal15@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    God twitter account posting “Yo what the fuck”

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    • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thats a shitpost indeed

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • other_cat@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • Lawnman23@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • cm0002@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    !thanksihateit@sh.itjust.works

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  • imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well, I hate you.

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  • Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What a day to have eyes.

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  • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sometimes I wish the internetn was neves created

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    • ulterno@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Did you mean, “interetn war neves created”?

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      • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        HAHAHHA sorry…I use my phone in the bed at night ,and worst I’m getting older so without glasses is even harder to see the letters and text. Boost for lemmy is not goos with accessibility. this was probably one of those times

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  • belastend@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    1000083092

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  • Chef_Boyargee@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    🤢

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  • assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How to forget previous 30 seconds

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  • marduk@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Let’s be honest here, when’s the last time we’ve all been checked for worms? We’re probably all carrying something or other around inside of us. Besides the outside stuff like the mites that live on your eyelashes and stuff… Something something glass houses and so on

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    • aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      People don’t get checked for worms regularly because they are effectively extinct in western societies. They have an extremely hard time coping with waste treatment.

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      • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I used to get worms fairly frequently as a kid. I think it’s wearing shoes that make a real difference.

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      • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        We’ve seen the same YouTube video haven’t we

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When a woman extends herself like this to please you then you know that she’s a keeper

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    • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Keeper; Keeper the fuck away from me

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  • ViperActual@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I wish I could both up vote and down vote this post because of how foul it is and yet it perfectly fits the community

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  • gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Where is the button to report unsee this?

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  • Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why oh why did I read and comprehend the words?

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  • guy@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Jesus fuck

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  • OmegaLemmy@discuss.online ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mate fuck you just prayed so that a fucking thunder hits your electric grid

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  • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is unironically one of the few posts I wholeheartedly enjoy. It’s over the top and that’s right up my alley. The girl is the cherry on top. Chefs kiss

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    • ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My absolute favorite part is the near-unanimous expression of misery from all those commenting. We’ve all had a truly wretched encounter today

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      • saigot@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I love the gif/image replies. It makes me nostalgic for when every thread was mostly images and gifts (not that I’d like to go back but it’s nice occasionally)

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  • rosco385@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is almost as bad as the old 4chan jollyrancher story.

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    • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Maybe, but there’s something more horrifying when you’re reading a green text and it progressively. gets. worse.

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      • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Imagination is a real bitch sometimes

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    • Matombo@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      do i want to know?

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      • saigot@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Definitely not:

        spoiler

        Nothing tops the Jolly Rancher story. Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action. He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it…but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn’t want to offend her though because he hadn’t seen her in months…so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn’t do much to help. In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her… and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only…it wasn’t the Jolly Rancher. It was a nodule of gonorrhea. As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth… He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though. So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.

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  • AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I want someone to tear my eyes put kill bill style

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