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• LongboardingLad@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Nope. Don’t like that…

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• interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The internet has a mistake we must cut every last fiber of its heinous being.

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• sumguyonline@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is definitely in my top 10 reasons to be single in January. I’d also throw my shoe, but I have weird feet and it costs a lot to replace them, and once you touch it, The pinworms have it.

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• Mac@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is already something that rattles around in my brain, I don’t need it to be brought into the universe…

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  • Hyphlosion@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So you’re saying this is your fault.

    First the Rake. And now this…

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  • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Its probably a pile of whatever the brain sells. They told me that my brain sells too but I have yet to see a single dollar from anything the bastard is doing when I’m trying to focus.

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• Fleur_@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This will induce a grooming response from your partner and is sure to strengthen your relationship

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• Matombo@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Thanks Internet!

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• kipo@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh my fucking god

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• Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Would they pose a problem if digested?

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  • SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It would continue their cycle in your body more than likely. Since the eggs are layer externally, if you catch my drift.

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• guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The Internet is a mistake.

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• SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  God. Damn. It.

  Mods, beat this man with giant bad dragon dildos. And a permanent ban on all instances.

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• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  NSFL

  Not wiping might be a better option if your partner has a good immune system, humans can handle that much poop if some safety guidelines are followed, and if they’re immunocompromised, have mouth injuries, etc., even normal buttlicking (at least temporarily) is ill advised without dental dams.

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• wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just leaving my upvote to share my experience.

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• Cornflake@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How thoughtful!

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• obscur_e@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  how does pinworm taste?

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If it’s anything like the worms I was forced to eat in kindergarten through fruits (don’t ask further questions, I still have fruit-related PTSD!), either nothing or bad.

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    • obscur_e@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      when i was kid my friend came and showed me piece of apple he bited. there was a small scentipide inside. thx for reminding ill quit eating fruits for a while

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Your attempt to stop me from eating ass has failed.

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• udon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Unnecessary? He can have a snack without the pinworm? Even vegetarian

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• veganpizza69@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s not vegan

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wicked widdle woman

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