Hyphlosion
@Hyphlosion@lemm.ee
- Comment on GameChat - Nintendo Switch 2 5 days ago:
When I was a kid, I’d spend hours screwing around in Mario Kart 64 before Forza Horizons was even a thing.
Glad to see that Mario Kart is actually doing a Forza.
It’s going to be so much fun being able to frolic around in Free Roam without having to try to tune out Lakitu telling me to turn the fuck around.
- Comment on Nintendo GameCube is coming to Nintendo Switch's Online Membership 5 days ago:
Drip fed over the course of several years.
And the game you specifically wanted to play? It’s one of the last ones to be dropped.
- Comment on The Switch 2 Rollout Was So Convoluted It Made Us Want A Steam Deck. 1 week ago:
Probably not going to happen, but I think it would be awesome if it’s like the 3DS where they realize the cost is too much, then they lower the price significantly and the early adopters who sacrificed their firstborns for it will have some sort of ambassador program.
- Comment on The Switch 2 Rollout Was So Convoluted It Made Us Want A Steam Deck. 1 week ago:
Apart from both being TV/Handheld hybrid consoles, I’m not understanding why people think Switch/2 and Steam Deck are in direct competition with each other. They aren’t. They’re in totally separate leagues.
- Comment on Mario Kart World - Announce Trailer [Nintendo Switch 2] 1 week ago:
While I’m not defending the price point ($80 is $80, JFC), after watching Nintendo Life’s hands on play of the game… I can see why Nintendo decided to have that as the price.
- Comment on Warner Bros. Cancels Planned ‘Hogwarts Legacy’ Game Expansion 1 week ago:
I don’t criticize people for how they spend their money. Do as you will.
- Comment on Warner Bros. Cancels Planned ‘Hogwarts Legacy’ Game Expansion 1 week ago:
The problem arises when you believe I’m trying to make some sort of argument. I am not.
I was nicely trying to point out your hypocrisy. But since that didn’t work, let me spell it out for you:
Stop being a dick.
- Comment on Warner Bros. Cancels Planned ‘Hogwarts Legacy’ Game Expansion 1 week ago:
I’ve seen plenty of “punching down” towards people who buy a game simply to enjoy it. It’s kind of happening in this thread.
- Comment on Warner Bros. Cancels Planned ‘Hogwarts Legacy’ Game Expansion 1 week ago:
[Insert Billy Madison clip here]
- Comment on Ubi, it's $70 and people are vary of your mile wide puddles that drop 75% in price after half a year 2 weeks ago:
You should read the rest of my post. You would have learned that I have watched it.
- Comment on EXCLUSIVE - Nintendo Switch 2 Will Have a 3-Phase Launch Plan For Its Games 2 weeks ago:
I’m betting on $400, quote me on this
- Comment on Ubi, it's $70 and people are vary of your mile wide puddles that drop 75% in price after half a year 2 weeks ago:
Why do people manufacture arguments like this? Who is arguing that one is okay while the other isn’t? A couple random people on the Internet?
The only thing I can think of is The Last Samurai is a 20 year old movie and that somehow means not bringing up this historic fictional movie = you’re okay about a white dude becoming a samurai but not okay about a black dude becoming a samurai.
Whataboutism at its finest.
Did it not occur to this person that perhaps some people just don’t care about the movie, haven’t seen the movie, or plain just didn’t bring it up because it’s a movie? Is it “double standards” for one to pick their battles and not be enraged at everything all the time? My god this shit is exhausting.
Disclaimer: I have no opinion on the game itself because I frankly don’t care about it because I’m not the biggest Ubisoft fan outside of Rayman. Nor does the above necessarily reflect my opinion on the game’s history accuracy. I’ve always loved The Last Samurai and Memoirs of a Geisha though and find both beautiful and touching films, so make of that as you will.
- Comment on Fast-paced turn-based tactics game Warside for fans of Advance Wars launches April 14 3 weeks ago:
It was hyped up until Russia invaded Ukraine, then they cancelled the launch date because of that. True story.
Then it was unceremoniously released at a way later date.
- Comment on Fast-paced turn-based tactics game Warside for fans of Advance Wars launches April 14 3 weeks ago:
Fine by me. I’ve been wanting more Advance Wars. And that’s what we’re getting.
- Comment on Fast-paced turn-based tactics game Warside for fans of Advance Wars launches April 14 3 weeks ago:
This is the second article I’ve seen from this site recently where the author doesn’t mention what platforms the game is coming for. C’mon, guys. Have a little respect for your readers.
- Comment on I wonder if the "money can't buy you happiness" people ever lived in a car. 4 weeks ago:
Well duh. Just apply for a leadership position. Double the stress for a dollar raise!
- Comment on Next Xbox Rumors Surface; No Devkits Available to Developers Yet (aiming for 2027) 4 weeks ago:
Why is there even a console war in the first place? Who cares?
- Comment on Next Xbox Rumors Surface; No Devkits Available to Developers Yet (aiming for 2027) 4 weeks ago:
Okay I will.
PC isn’t a part of the console war and therefore can’t “win.”
Happy? I told it.
- Comment on Next Xbox Rumors Surface; No Devkits Available to Developers Yet (aiming for 2027) 4 weeks ago:
Not sure why people are acting surprised about this. The generations usually have been between 5-7 years. It will already have been five years this upcoming November. So 2027 sounds about right.
- Comment on Next Xbox Rumors Surface; No Devkits Available to Developers Yet (aiming for 2027) 4 weeks ago:
Can I have a turkey sandwich?
- Comment on Next Xbox Rumors Surface; No Devkits Available to Developers Yet (aiming for 2027) 4 weeks ago:
PC will never “win” a console war because it lacks the plug and play convenience of consoles.
- Comment on Square Enix will be revisiting Chrono Trigger in several projects in 2025 to mark game's 30th anniversary 4 weeks ago:
It’s about friggin’ time.
- Comment on Call of Duty 2026 To Feature The Most Realistic Destruction Ever In The Franchise, Job Listing Reveals 4 weeks ago:
I was watching that during the event and I immediately brought up Super Mario 64. Guess I wasn’t the only one to think that.
- Comment on Gaming has a polarization problem 4 weeks ago:
Of course there’s middle ground. You just don’t see it much with AAA games because, as you mentioned, it’s all or nothing with those.
But don’t forget about indies. They comfortably fit in this middle ground because they’re not afraid to take risks.
- Comment on Pokemon GO Fest 2025 is Bringing the Heat with Volcanion, Zacaian, Zamazenta, and a Global Raid! 4 weeks ago:
I’m trying to get back into it for exercise reasons, but I’m keeping away from the gross and greedy take on Dynamax stuff. Feels better to ignore those.
- Comment on I love the future. 1 month ago:
I’m getting World War Z vibes from this.
- Comment on Monster Hunter Wilds | Review Thread (89/100 OpenCritic) 1 month ago:
That XboxEra review isn’t very helpful at all.
- Comment on Dauntless is shutting down on May 29, 2025 1 month ago:
While I personally wasn’t a fan of Dauntless, I respected it and I’m sad to see it go. I’m a huge Monster Hunter fan but understand the importance of competition and how it benefits gamers.
- Comment on Dauntless is shutting down on May 29, 2025 1 month ago:
I think you know what they meant.
- Comment on Samurai Pizza Cats - Official Game Reveal Trailer 1 month ago:
Just a tad miffed that I had to out in my own leg work to figure out this coming out to all major platforms. Not just Steam.
xboxera.com/…/samurai-pizza-cats-blast-from-the-p…
This cartoon was my childhood and I’ll be grabbing this day one!