Why risk anons virginity like that?
Comment on Anon has fries
jqubed@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Fries are usually not going to get you laid. But sharing a couple fries would’ve improved anon’s likability among that girl and maybe her friends, which is probably not a bad thing.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 2 days ago
oce@jlai.lu 2 days ago
Is that worth losing fries?
Maalus@lemmy.world 2 days ago
But then you go for it and end up with the girlfriend that’s “not hungry” till you get your food and then she asks to borrow a fry. And you’re like “how’s ya gonna borrow a fry, you gonna give it back?”
WhiteBurrito@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s missing a word, but if you know the reference, you’re hearing the whole quote lol
iowagneiss@midwest.social 1 day ago
A person who cannot provide their own fries is not a viable or suitable mate. Anon made a prudent decision.
latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
No, fuck that! Fast food runs in the AMs while wasted builds character, he did her a favour!
Plus those are MY fries until we’re an item! You can have half of my burger, though…
dumbass@quokk.au 2 days ago
Nah, she gets get her own fries!
marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 2 days ago
Haha, dumbass! You’re great 👍🏻
dumbass@quokk.au 2 days ago
You're not getting my fries!
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 days ago
can I have some?