“Shit, I’ll never find a girlfriend!”
“Idiot, you’re married.”
Wish I could just keep drinking, but I need to cut back soon.
Submitted 1 month ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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superkret@feddit.org 1 month ago
misterundercoat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s a hard 30
CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Just bought myself a Sega Dreamcast after going through some similar thinking.
dirtySourdough@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hell yeah. What games did you pick up with it?
CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Sonic Adventure 2 and Dead or Alive 2 That’s about all I could afford right now but still very happy with it.
FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Me irl. Back to screwing around with Linux and making half baked software nobody else ever sees!
Delphia@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I started drinking heavily at 25 and got sober 12 years later and Immediately bought a new project car…
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
did you get a Ferrari with all the money saved by not smoking?
Delphia@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh no, I did that too.
pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
boozin aint shit
lowleveldata@programming.dev 1 month ago
30?
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I’m sorry, but sober me would never be this cool.
Asetru@feddit.org 1 month ago
Our perception of age and oldness differ slightly
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s how it always is. I have one coworker in her mid twenties and another in her mid forties (I’m in my mid thirties). The younger one was saying the older one looked good for her age and I was like “??? But she’s not old???” But just like I see 50 as the line for older and 80 as the line for elderly, she sees them as 40 and 70, respectively. I’m sure my 75 year old dad doesn’t feel five years away from elderly (unless his knees are acting up)
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 month ago
8 year olds are convinced that 25 year olds are ancient beings.
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Heavy drinking really ages you.
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 1 month ago
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