“Shit, I’ll never find a girlfriend!”
“Idiot, you’re married.”
Wish I could just keep drinking, but I need to cut back soon.
Submitted 4 weeks ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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superkret@feddit.org 4 weeks ago
misterundercoat@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
That’s a hard 30
CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net 4 weeks ago
Just bought myself a Sega Dreamcast after going through some similar thinking.
dirtySourdough@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Hell yeah. What games did you pick up with it?
CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net 4 weeks ago
Sonic Adventure 2 and Dead or Alive 2 That’s about all I could afford right now but still very happy with it.
FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Me irl. Back to screwing around with Linux and making half baked software nobody else ever sees!
Delphia@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I started drinking heavily at 25 and got sober 12 years later and Immediately bought a new project car…
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
did you get a Ferrari with all the money saved by not smoking?
Delphia@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Oh no, I did that too.
pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
boozin aint shit
lowleveldata@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
30?
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
I’m sorry, but sober me would never be this cool.
Asetru@feddit.org 4 weeks ago
Our perception of age and oldness differ slightly
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
That’s how it always is. I have one coworker in her mid twenties and another in her mid forties (I’m in my mid thirties). The younger one was saying the older one looked good for her age and I was like “??? But she’s not old???” But just like I see 50 as the line for older and 80 as the line for elderly, she sees them as 40 and 70, respectively. I’m sure my 75 year old dad doesn’t feel five years away from elderly (unless his knees are acting up)
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
8 year olds are convinced that 25 year olds are ancient beings.
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
Heavy drinking really ages you.
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 4 weeks ago
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