NEW JOB!
Submitted 2 years ago by Maven@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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foofiepie@lemmy.world 2 years ago
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 2 years ago
My retirement plans be like:
ODuffer@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Dead end job
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 2 years ago
This man has won capitalism
Blackout@kbin.run 2 years ago
I'm gonna lie and put deceased on my resume too. They never check.
errer@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Great profession, perfect 0/0 work/life balance.
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 2 years ago
Moving up in the world
SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Working in the cloud
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Literally the opposite. Unless he goes with cremation rather than burial, of course.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 years ago
Guaranteed this guy talked about how no one wants to work anymore, or provided ‘insights’ on leadership/project management
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
IDK why I’m sticking up for a dead stranger this early but… is this kinda unfair cuz it’s just ageism? Dude might’ve been a saint or Hitler. (No, nothing in between!)
If you’re good at reading faces I have to take back the ageism accusation :)
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 years ago
He was a VP of some sort. You don’t get that high up without drinking a little of the LinkedIn/corporate koolaid. While he could have been innovative in his management approach, it’s unlikely given that management of people has evolved a lot recently. I’ve also worked with with a ton of people like this.
I am good at reading faces, but that doesn’t hold water in terms of assessment.
I am judging a book by its cover, but I’ve read a lot of books with very similar titles
simplejack@lemmy.world 2 years ago
BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 2 years ago
Talking about job security
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s always hard to see others living your dreams.
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Order job
Fleur__@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’m currently looking for work at the cemetery as a deceased person hmu if you know anyone hiring
jaybone@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Whotf is Tom Luce.
nexguy@lemmy.world 2 years ago
New CEO and intern and janitor at None
user1234@lemmynsfw.com 2 years ago
Nobody anymore
Rascabin@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
Dang. Even he got a new job. My “not selected for the position” emails are at 376 currently.
Anamana@feddit.de 2 years ago
The new normal
Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 2 years ago
I’m so exhausted. Just shoveling resumes into the void.
Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 2 years ago
You get those emails? Nice.
misterundercoat@lemmy.world 2 years ago
(Gets a job by knowing someone) I can explain!
You didn’t have to interview? I had to go to through three interviews!
I’d love to get an interview. All I get are rejection emails.
You guy are getting responses?
frickineh@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’m starting a job search today and dreading it. There are only like 5 positions open right now that fit with my skills and also pay even close to a livable amount of money, so that’s not great. Deceased sounds like a great opportunity at this point - no commute and you don’t need a living wage if you’re not living.
slingstone@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Nah, dude. Just wait until the deceased field gets oversaturated. All the hordes of people wandering pointlessly, everybody trampling over everyone else trying to eat the organs of the living…it’s a dead end job that’ll get worse with time.