NEW JOB!
Submitted 1 week ago by Maven@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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foofiepie@lemmy.world 1 week ago
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 1 week ago
My retirement plans be like:
ODuffer@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Dead end job
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 1 week ago
This man has won capitalism
Blackout@kbin.run 1 week ago
I'm gonna lie and put deceased on my resume too. They never check.
errer@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Great profession, perfect 0/0 work/life balance.
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
Moving up in the world
SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Working in the cloud
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Literally the opposite. Unless he goes with cremation rather than burial, of course.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 week ago
Guaranteed this guy talked about how no one wants to work anymore, or provided ‘insights’ on leadership/project management
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
IDK why I’m sticking up for a dead stranger this early but… is this kinda unfair cuz it’s just ageism? Dude might’ve been a saint or Hitler. (No, nothing in between!)
If you’re good at reading faces I have to take back the ageism accusation :)
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 week ago
He was a VP of some sort. You don’t get that high up without drinking a little of the LinkedIn/corporate koolaid. While he could have been innovative in his management approach, it’s unlikely given that management of people has evolved a lot recently. I’ve also worked with with a ton of people like this.
I am good at reading faces, but that doesn’t hold water in terms of assessment.
I am judging a book by its cover, but I’ve read a lot of books with very similar titles
simplejack@lemmy.world 1 week ago
BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 1 week ago
Talking about job security
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 1 week ago
It’s always hard to see others living your dreams.
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Order job
Fleur__@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I’m currently looking for work at the cemetery as a deceased person hmu if you know anyone hiring
jaybone@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Whotf is Tom Luce.
nexguy@lemmy.world 1 week ago
New CEO and intern and janitor at None
user1234@lemmynsfw.com 1 week ago
Nobody anymore
Rascabin@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
Dang. Even he got a new job. My “not selected for the position” emails are at 376 currently.
Anamana@feddit.de 1 week ago
The new normal
Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 1 week ago
I’m so exhausted. Just shoveling resumes into the void.
Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 1 week ago
You get those emails? Nice.
misterundercoat@lemmy.world 1 week ago
(Gets a job by knowing someone) I can explain!
You didn’t have to interview? I had to go to through three interviews!
I’d love to get an interview. All I get are rejection emails.
You guy are getting responses?
frickineh@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I’m starting a job search today and dreading it. There are only like 5 positions open right now that fit with my skills and also pay even close to a livable amount of money, so that’s not great. Deceased sounds like a great opportunity at this point - no commute and you don’t need a living wage if you’re not living.
slingstone@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Nah, dude. Just wait until the deceased field gets oversaturated. All the hordes of people wandering pointlessly, everybody trampling over everyone else trying to eat the organs of the living…it’s a dead end job that’ll get worse with time.