NEW JOB!
Submitted 1 year ago by Maven@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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foofiepie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 1 year ago
My retirement plans be like:
ODuffer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Dead end job
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 1 year ago
This man has won capitalism
Blackout@kbin.run 1 year ago
I'm gonna lie and put deceased on my resume too. They never check.
errer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Great profession, perfect 0/0 work/life balance.
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Moving up in the world
SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Working in the cloud
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Literally the opposite. Unless he goes with cremation rather than burial, of course.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
Guaranteed this guy talked about how no one wants to work anymore, or provided ‘insights’ on leadership/project management
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
IDK why I’m sticking up for a dead stranger this early but… is this kinda unfair cuz it’s just ageism? Dude might’ve been a saint or Hitler. (No, nothing in between!)
If you’re good at reading faces I have to take back the ageism accusation :)
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
He was a VP of some sort. You don’t get that high up without drinking a little of the LinkedIn/corporate koolaid. While he could have been innovative in his management approach, it’s unlikely given that management of people has evolved a lot recently. I’ve also worked with with a ton of people like this.
I am good at reading faces, but that doesn’t hold water in terms of assessment.
I am judging a book by its cover, but I’ve read a lot of books with very similar titles
simplejack@lemmy.world 1 year ago
BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 1 year ago
Talking about job security
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s always hard to see others living your dreams.
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Order job
Fleur__@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m currently looking for work at the cemetery as a deceased person hmu if you know anyone hiring
jaybone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Whotf is Tom Luce.
nexguy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
New CEO and intern and janitor at None
user1234@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
Nobody anymore
Rascabin@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Dang. Even he got a new job. My “not selected for the position” emails are at 376 currently.
Anamana@feddit.de 1 year ago
The new normal
Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 1 year ago
I’m so exhausted. Just shoveling resumes into the void.
Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 1 year ago
You get those emails? Nice.
misterundercoat@lemmy.world 1 year ago
(Gets a job by knowing someone) I can explain!
You didn’t have to interview? I had to go to through three interviews!
I’d love to get an interview. All I get are rejection emails.
You guy are getting responses?
frickineh@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m starting a job search today and dreading it. There are only like 5 positions open right now that fit with my skills and also pay even close to a livable amount of money, so that’s not great. Deceased sounds like a great opportunity at this point - no commute and you don’t need a living wage if you’re not living.
slingstone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Nah, dude. Just wait until the deceased field gets oversaturated. All the hordes of people wandering pointlessly, everybody trampling over everyone else trying to eat the organs of the living…it’s a dead end job that’ll get worse with time.