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NEW JOB!

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Maven@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Rascabin@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Dang. Even he got a new job. My “not selected for the position” emails are at 376 currently.

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    • Anamana@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The new normal

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      • Sharkwellington@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I’m so exhausted. Just shoveling resumes into the void.

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    • Sotuanduso@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You get those emails? Nice.

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      • misterundercoat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        (Gets a job by knowing someone) I can explain!

        You didn’t have to interview? I had to go to through three interviews!

        I’d love to get an interview. All I get are rejection emails.

        You guy are getting responses?

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    • frickineh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’m starting a job search today and dreading it. There are only like 5 positions open right now that fit with my skills and also pay even close to a livable amount of money, so that’s not great. Deceased sounds like a great opportunity at this point - no commute and you don’t need a living wage if you’re not living.

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      • slingstone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Nah, dude. Just wait until the deceased field gets oversaturated. All the hordes of people wandering pointlessly, everybody trampling over everyone else trying to eat the organs of the living…it’s a dead end job that’ll get worse with time.

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  • foofiepie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Oh wow this is real.

    Nice, someone congratulated him in the comments. 😂

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    • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      My retirement plans be like:

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  • ODuffer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Dead end job

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  • FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This man has won capitalism

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  • Blackout@kbin.run ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I'm gonna lie and put deceased on my resume too. They never check.

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  • errer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Great profession, perfect 0/0 work/life balance.

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  • therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Moving up in the world

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    • SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Working in the cloud

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Literally the opposite. Unless he goes with cremation rather than burial, of course.

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      • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        The sky’s the limit!

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Guaranteed this guy talked about how no one wants to work anymore, or provided ‘insights’ on leadership/project management

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    • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      IDK why I’m sticking up for a dead stranger this early but… is this kinda unfair cuz it’s just ageism? Dude might’ve been a saint or Hitler. (No, nothing in between!)

      If you’re good at reading faces I have to take back the ageism accusation :)

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      • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        He was a VP of some sort. You don’t get that high up without drinking a little of the LinkedIn/corporate koolaid. While he could have been innovative in his management approach, it’s unlikely given that management of people has evolved a lot recently. I’ve also worked with with a ton of people like this.

        I am good at reading faces, but that doesn’t hold water in terms of assessment.

        I am judging a book by its cover, but I’ve read a lot of books with very similar titles

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  • simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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  • BestBouclettes@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Talking about job security

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  • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s always hard to see others living your dreams.

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  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Order job

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  • Fleur__@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m currently looking for work at the cemetery as a deceased person hmu if you know anyone hiring

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  • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Whotf is Tom Luce.

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    • nexguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      New CEO and intern and janitor at None

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    • user1234@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Nobody anymore

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