It’s always hard to see others living your dreams.
NEW JOB!
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Maven@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
simplejack@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Order job
jaybone@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Whotf is Tom Luce.
user1234@lemmynsfw.com 3 weeks ago
Nobody anymore
nexguy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
New CEO and intern and janitor at None
errer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Great profession, perfect 0/0 work/life balance.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Guaranteed this guy talked about how no one wants to work anymore, or provided ‘insights’ on leadership/project management
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
IDK why I’m sticking up for a dead stranger this early but… is this kinda unfair cuz it’s just ageism? Dude might’ve been a saint or Hitler. (No, nothing in between!)
If you’re good at reading faces I have to take back the ageism accusation :)
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
He was a VP of some sort. You don’t get that high up without drinking a little of the LinkedIn/corporate koolaid. While he could have been innovative in his management approach, it’s unlikely given that management of people has evolved a lot recently. I’ve also worked with with a ton of people like this.
I am good at reading faces, but that doesn’t hold water in terms of assessment.
I am judging a book by its cover, but I’ve read a lot of books with very similar titles
foofiepie@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 3 weeks ago
My retirement plans be like:
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 3 weeks ago
This man has won capitalism
ODuffer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Dead end job
Blackout@kbin.run 3 weeks ago
I'm gonna lie and put deceased on my resume too. They never check.
BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 3 weeks ago
Talking about job security
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Moving up in the world
SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Working in the cloud
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Literally the opposite. Unless he goes with cremation rather than burial, of course.
Rascabin@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Dang. Even he got a new job. My “not selected for the position” emails are at 376 currently.
Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
You get those emails? Nice.
misterundercoat@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
(Gets a job by knowing someone) I can explain!
You didn’t have to interview? I had to go to through three interviews!
I’d love to get an interview. All I get are rejection emails.
You guy are getting responses?
frickineh@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m starting a job search today and dreading it. There are only like 5 positions open right now that fit with my skills and also pay even close to a livable amount of money, so that’s not great. Deceased sounds like a great opportunity at this point - no commute and you don’t need a living wage if you’re not living.
slingstone@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Nah, dude. Just wait until the deceased field gets oversaturated. All the hordes of people wandering pointlessly, everybody trampling over everyone else trying to eat the organs of the living…it’s a dead end job that’ll get worse with time.
Anamana@feddit.de 3 weeks ago
The new normal
Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 3 weeks ago
I’m so exhausted. Just shoveling resumes into the void.
Fleur__@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m currently looking for work at the cemetery as a deceased person hmu if you know anyone hiring