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thr perfect body

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • dustyData@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Carcinisation strikes again.

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    • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Image

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    • misterundercoat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Reject humanity. Return to crab

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      • Sanctus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Move forward to crab

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    • troyunrau@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I just love this word. It has a great claw-feel.

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      • dustyData@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It’s perfectly cromulent.

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  • snooggums@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why not Zoidburg?

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    • Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Zoidberg*

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    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Where does your species go to perform their mating displays?

      Same as your species: The beach!

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    • Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You called?

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    • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Graw? 🦞

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    • neo@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      As if this wasn’t posted by Zoidburg!

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  • stanka@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Overall sand repellent crotch.

    Nose flaps.

    Nictitating membrane(s). Heck that solves lots of issues.

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    • 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

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      • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        But do you hate it?

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  • THE_ANTIHERO@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ok ok crabs are superior we get it .

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  • newtraditionalists@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sand repellant anus certainly is a new image for me.

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    • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      New band name

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Also crab legs so you can scuttle.

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    • JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Scuttle scuttle scuttle

      Zoidberg scuttles into the ocean

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  • OpenStars@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Crispr, I am just saying… (as the meme suggests, this is all totally fine, certainly no issues foreseen here, especially if I squeeze my eyes shut really tight!:-P)

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    • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      With Crispr, you can squeeze your anus really tight as well to repel that sand!

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      • OpenStars@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Sounds like the perfect beach-adapted body to me! :-P Especially if it comes with gills to replace a scuba suit?

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      • Scubus@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Hmm, am I attracted to crabs?

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  • PrinceWith999Enemies@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Also the ability to burrow under the sand for protection from predators and the elements.

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  • areyouevenreal@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why just sand resistant anus? There are creatures with sand resistant eye lashes too. I thought anuses already were sand resistant tbh.

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  • JoYo@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You know you can just steal the post, no one here cares who tweeted it in 2018.

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