thr perfect body

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• dustyData@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Carcinisation strikes again.

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  • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • misterundercoat@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Reject humanity. Return to crab

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    • Sanctus@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Move forward to crab

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  • troyunrau@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I just love this word. It has a great claw-feel.

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    • dustyData@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s perfectly cromulent.

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• snooggums@midwest.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why not Zoidburg?

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  • Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Zoidberg*

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Where does your species go to perform their mating displays?

    Same as your species: The beach!

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  • Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You called?

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  • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Graw? 🦞

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  • neo@feddit.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As if this wasn’t posted by Zoidburg!

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• stanka@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Overall sand repellent crotch.

  Nose flaps.

  Nictitating membrane(s). Heck that solves lots of issues.

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  • 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

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    • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But do you hate it?

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• THE_ANTIHERO@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ok ok crabs are superior we get it .

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• newtraditionalists@beehaw.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sand repellant anus certainly is a new image for me.

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  • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    New band name

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• Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Also crab legs so you can scuttle.

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  • JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Scuttle scuttle scuttle

    Zoidberg scuttles into the ocean

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• OpenStars@startrek.website ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Crispr, I am just saying… (as the meme suggests, this is all totally fine, certainly no issues foreseen here, especially if I squeeze my eyes shut really tight!:-P)

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  • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    With Crispr, you can squeeze your anus really tight as well to repel that sand!

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    • OpenStars@startrek.website ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sounds like the perfect beach-adapted body to me! :-P Especially if it comes with gills to replace a scuba suit?

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    • Scubus@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hmm, am I attracted to crabs?

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• PrinceWith999Enemies@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Also the ability to burrow under the sand for protection from predators and the elements.

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• areyouevenreal@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why just sand resistant anus? There are creatures with sand resistant eye lashes too. I thought anuses already were sand resistant tbh.

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• JoYo@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You know you can just steal the post, no one here cares who tweeted it in 2018.

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