Zoidsberg

@Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Leeches!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Can I just request an amputation?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Indiana Bones!!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can’t just drop that little tidbit without some juicy details, man.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a plan⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A couple of birth defects wouldn’t matter much if you’re walking around a penguin buffet. They’d be fine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a tough day at work⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The gesture itself was nice, but the fact that he kept hard liquor in his desk to soothe employees at their breaking point was one symptom of the horrible culture at the company.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a tough day at work⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  One time I came back from my lunchtime car scream looking particularly haggard and my boss offered me whisky from his desk. I don’t work there anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If Bethesda released Skyrim today, they would have made it woke⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Worth noting that whenever the subject comes up, people will defend the Stormcloaks, praising Ulfric’s fight for the province’s right to self-govern and-

  Wait.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a soyboy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Effects of Different Types of Materials on Sexual Activity⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  most of the rats weren’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Danger⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Usually contact info for the person who tagged it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deadlock (Valve's Unannounced Title) Passes 12k Peak Players in Closed Alpha⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I love your personality and think we could be great friends, too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day 24 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I’ve been playing until I forget to post Screenshots⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Best Fallout game ever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I Worked For MrBeast, He's A Sociopath⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m desperate for drama-free car stuff. I was excited that Pumphrey stepped away from everything to start his own channel, then his first video was him emotionally talking into the camera for 45 minutes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Youtube ads attacking different today..⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  (We know when you make the) sacrifice to come to church that you will be blessed. We know that at church (you will find god blah blah…)

  There was awhile where instagram was feeding me this ad nonstop, I must have been sinning extra hard that week.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A kick right in the selbstbild⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, how are you supposed to keep control of an overseas empire without a strong seat of power? Even after winning the war the Brits still lost it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uh oh⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The autograph one was an “autograph dealer” that was repeatedly getting autographs to sell. He had been following Kanye around, popping up at restaurants, etc… Not saying it was right, just giving some context.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon feels regret⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fair.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon feels regret⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I know this is screaming into the void on a 4chan community, but if you’re smashing electronics in fits of rage you should probably go to therapy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kids and their computers these days.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  if you are addicted to cat and dog you have a nano chip on your body

  so thats what’s causing it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Splitgate 2 Re-announced With a Much Bigger Team and Bigger Dreams⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why does this always happen? “We really struck gold here. Let’s completely change it, and make it like everything else.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries to be witty⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mad about 4chan shit on a 4chan community

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes to the gym for the first time⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Before your edit I 100% thought you were saying deadlifts are for losers lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes to the gym for the first time⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a variation where you keep your legs straight to help you get more bootylicious, but generally no.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You're lucky I'm here⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  For using your personal days?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨its ok⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Girls were invented by plumbers to sell more bathrooms

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I need to wake up early⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Smart watch? Research which ones have a strong vibration. Some are good, some suck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨joyous skittering of the least-bird⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Looking for a full-size of picture 2 to make my wallpaper

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨joyous skittering of the least-bird⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Apparently there are different types. Great Spotted Kiwi can reach 18" tall.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets upvotes on reddit⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks, that was a fun fact!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Photo of new Iranian GMD (Gyatt of Mass Destruction)⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  chat is this real?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meow_irl⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  _chat_roulette