Zoidsberg
@Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca
I’d rather be sleeping.
- Comment on Leeches! 5 weeks ago:
Can I just request an amputation?
- Comment on Indiana Bones!! 1 month ago:
You can’t just drop that little tidbit without some juicy details, man.
- Comment on Anon has a plan 2 months ago:
A couple of birth defects wouldn’t matter much if you’re walking around a penguin buffet. They’d be fine.
- Comment on Anon has a tough day at work 2 months ago:
The gesture itself was nice, but the fact that he kept hard liquor in his desk to soothe employees at their breaking point was one symptom of the horrible culture at the company.
- Comment on Anon has a tough day at work 2 months ago:
One time I came back from my lunchtime car scream looking particularly haggard and my boss offered me whisky from his desk. I don’t work there anymore.
- Comment on If Bethesda released Skyrim today, they would have made it woke 2 months ago:
Worth noting that whenever the subject comes up, people will defend the Stormcloaks, praising Ulfric’s fight for the province’s right to self-govern and-
Wait.
- Comment on Anon is a soyboy 3 months ago:
- Comment on Effects of Different Types of Materials on Sexual Activity 4 months ago:
most of the rats weren’t.
- Comment on Danger 4 months ago:
Usually contact info for the person who tagged it.
- Comment on Deadlock (Valve's Unannounced Title) Passes 12k Peak Players in Closed Alpha 4 months ago:
I love your personality and think we could be great friends, too.
- Comment on Day 24 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I’ve been playing until I forget to post Screenshots 4 months ago:
Best
Falloutgame ever. - Comment on I Worked For MrBeast, He's A Sociopath 4 months ago:
I’m desperate for drama-free car stuff. I was excited that Pumphrey stepped away from everything to start his own channel, then his first video was him emotionally talking into the camera for 45 minutes.
- Comment on Youtube ads attacking different today.. 4 months ago:
(We know when you make the) sacrifice to come to church that you will be blessed. We know that at church (you will find god blah blah…)
There was awhile where instagram was feeding me this ad nonstop, I must have been sinning extra hard that week.
- Comment on A kick right in the selbstbild 4 months ago:
Also, how are you supposed to keep control of an overseas empire without a strong seat of power? Even after winning the war the Brits still lost it.
- Comment on Uh oh 4 months ago:
The autograph one was an “autograph dealer” that was repeatedly getting autographs to sell. He had been following Kanye around, popping up at restaurants, etc… Not saying it was right, just giving some context.
- Comment on Anon feels regret 4 months ago:
Fair.
- Comment on Anon feels regret 4 months ago:
I know this is screaming into the void on a 4chan community, but if you’re smashing electronics in fits of rage you should probably go to therapy.
- Comment on Kids and their computers these days. 4 months ago:
if you are addicted to cat and dog you have a nano chip on your body
so thats what’s causing it
- Comment on Splitgate 2 Re-announced With a Much Bigger Team and Bigger Dreams 5 months ago:
Why does this always happen? “We really struck gold here. Let’s completely change it, and make it like everything else.”
- Comment on Anon tries to be witty 5 months ago:
Mad about 4chan shit on a 4chan community
- Comment on Anon goes to the gym for the first time 5 months ago:
Before your edit I 100% thought you were saying deadlifts are for losers lol
- Comment on Anon goes to the gym for the first time 5 months ago:
There’s a variation where you keep your legs straight to help you get more bootylicious, but generally no.
- Comment on You're lucky I'm here 6 months ago:
For using your personal days?
- Comment on its ok 6 months ago:
Girls were invented by plumbers to sell more bathrooms
- Comment on I need to wake up early 7 months ago:
Smart watch? Research which ones have a strong vibration. Some are good, some suck.
- Comment on joyous skittering of the least-bird 7 months ago:
Looking for a full-size of picture 2 to make my wallpaper
- Comment on joyous skittering of the least-bird 7 months ago:
Apparently there are different types. Great Spotted Kiwi can reach 18" tall.
- Comment on Anon gets upvotes on reddit 7 months ago:
Thanks, that was a fun fact!
- Comment on Photo of new Iranian GMD (Gyatt of Mass Destruction) 8 months ago:
chat is this real?
- Comment on meow_irl 8 months ago:
_chat_roulette