What the hell is a “roastie?”
Anon tries to be witty
Submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Etterra@lemmy.world 11 months ago
lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I think it means an older woman, referring to her vigina resembling “roast beef”, implying it and her to be undesirable.
Idk, something misogynistic
lars@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
toynbee@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Your comment is helpful and appropriate in context, yet it is difficult not to downvote it due to its content.
Logh@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
I thought it meant that she was a roastie as in sizzling hot. Dunno, never grilled a woman before.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Seems more like a term to describe someone who roasts other people.
Which is exactly what happened in the text.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 11 months ago
A woman who, from having multiple sexual partners, has her stuff look like roast beef. Another reply mentioned older women but it is used for any woman, really.
It’s… yeah.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 11 months ago
Maybe a waitress managing her workload with lightly roasting the customers. With an experienced roastie that’s actually funny and entertaining.
One of my favourite restaurants closed down over Covid. It had an awesome roastie from Berlin. I actually celebrated my wedding there. I miss him.
xantoxis@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Not really interested in seeing incel shit on here even if it’s self-deprecating.
pkmkdz@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
You know, you can just block a community (or instance), instead of telling people what they can post
xantoxis@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Time to post nonstop gore photographs then. Nobody can tell me not to.
Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Mad about 4chan shit on a 4chan community
Sekoia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Block the community?
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 11 months ago
What did you expect from 4chan??
spujb@lemmy.cafe 11 months ago
fburger
Asudox@lemmy.world 11 months ago
famburger
pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
So that’s what fam is short for.
jaybone@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Tf is a roastie?
Leg@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Incel misogynistic slur for “woman”, referring to their genitals as resembling roast beef.
nutsack@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Don’t worry about it
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 11 months ago
Roast meat and vegetables. It’s delicious.
Sanctus@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You succeeded, Anon.
manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Fat phobia and misogyny, neat 📸
ji17br@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
How is this fatphobic?
kilgore_trout@feddit.it 11 months ago
The only way to beat fatphobia is to become obese.
psud@aussie.zone 11 months ago
They talk about how they can eat what they want and not get fat as if being fat is a problem. What OOP didn’t know is that he was getting worse than obese, he was putting on visceral fat which doesn’t show much.
Being fat isn’t intrinsically unhealthy, but it’s pretty hard to be healthy and obese
username_unavailable@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You were going for a joke about needing help burning off those calories later OP.
boogetyboo@aussie.zone 11 months ago
To anyone out there with the ‘i can eat whatever I want without getting fat’ idea, yeah it’s not quite like that. Cholesterol and visceral fat are killers. So yeah, eat as much as you like but the healthy food factor applies to us all.
ryannathans@aussie.zone 11 months ago
My cholesterol is unhealthily low, what do
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Eat 19 avocados a day.
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Talk to a doctor instead of a buncha chuckle-fucks on the internet.
psud@aussie.zone 11 months ago
Increase your meat intake, eat eggs.
And009@lemmynsfw.com 11 months ago
It’s true, if you’re not getting fat it might be just empty calories
Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Calories are calories, if you’re not getting fat it’s because you’re not overeating too many calories.
psud@aussie.zone 11 months ago
Your concept of cholesterol is well outdated.
The ancient idea: cholesterol is bad
The old idea: there is low density cholesterol which is bad and high density cholesterol which is good
The current idea: there is low density cholesterol which is returning unloaded high density cholesterol which is good; there is high density cholesterol which is good; there is small dense cholesterol which is bad. That’s all really hard to test for, so get a coronary calcium score instead
Cholesterol carries fat around your body for energy. If you eat too much carbohydrate too often you never give your body any chance to use the fat…
(your body burns energy from most dangerous to least: alcohol immediately as it’s a literal poison; sugars (the main energy in carbohydrate based food) second as too much will destroy nerves - excess is stored as fat to prevent too high concentrations until or unless that system is broken (type 1 diabetes) or over used (type 2); then fat (excess fat is evacuated via faeces or vomit); then protein (protein tastes bad after you have had enough, so it’s hard to overeat))
… and so the cholesterol fails, breaking up and spewing out its load of fat. So the blood test that actually gives useful cholesterol information is high cholesterol with high free fatty acids (FFA) because the FFA is high because of the failed cholesterol
That’s a simplified version and isn’t quite technically correct, I’m not a scientist in that area so I’m not good at recalling the full detail.
We evolved in an environment where most of the year there was mostly meat to eat, along with whatever perennial plants that can be found in winter. In summer for a few weeks whatever fruit grew near you was available. We haven’t had time to adapt to eating grass seeds (wheat, corn, barley, etc). The native Americans of the Great Plains ate only buffalo, eating it fresh during mass kills in summer, and preserving tons of meat and fat as “pemmican” a 50/50 blend of pounded dried meat with melted buffalo fat, sewn into buffalo skins. When Europeans first saw them they described them as more fine nude than a noble in his finest clothes, tall and built like Adonis. Learning all this I changed to eating only animal products (beef and eggs) and found my health improve incredibly. It helped that I’m allergic to many grasses, including lawn, bamboo, and wheat, and cutting wheat out of my diet, along with all processed foods could only be good
boogetyboo@aussie.zone 11 months ago
It was a general use of the word cholesterol - no concept was defined