I bought six thousand dozen eggs back when they were cheap in 2006 and froze them. Y’all are suckers for paying $10 for a carton. Should have bought them back when a carton was 84¢. Fools, the lot of you.
Not Americans right now
Submitted 2 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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spicytuna62@lemmy.world 2 months ago
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You should have bought stock in Cal-Maine foods :)
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Ha, jokes on you, this American doesn’t have enough to buy eggs at regular price!
PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s the joke.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 months ago
No. The joke is we can’t afford them now that they cost more.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 2 months ago
GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 2 months ago
Wait, I had eggs for breakfast and lunch today. How is this possible?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Magic tariff money?
Rhoeri@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I think we’re all supposed to not be able to afford eggs for some reason.
Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
I think this is something to enjoy in this context.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I love Big Joel, though I do think Little Joel has higher quality social commentary!
Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Idk… I just love the eggs and the candy bar. Seriously art in my opinion.
Eggs, is deeply strange.
And the candy bar, is just the best analysis of a series of tweets. It highlights beautifully the deeply strange and contradictory behavior discussed in those tweets.
Valmond@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Livin egciting times
shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Ahh I want eggs now.
superkret@feddit.org 2 months ago
Looks like pancakes with maple syrup are off the menu, boys!
i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Make your pancakes with ground flaxseed and warm water to substitute the eggs! I ran out of eggs one day and my family couldn’t even tell I changed anything.
superkret@feddit.org 2 months ago
The number of times I’ve run out of eggs, but not out of ground flax seed, had been rather low.
saigot@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
MFW America is trying to financially crush us into submission, but we have all the eggs:
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Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
For now. How long do you think that is going to last?
Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Are you suggesting Trump is coming to take our chickens?