No longer dating

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• IHawkMike@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  My wife doesn’t like it when I introduce her as my ex-girlfriend.

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  • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Your wife’s boyfriend hates it more.

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• GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  So we are just Facebook now?

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  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I dont really care what people post, as long as its on a free and decentralized network. As long as bad posts are in their respective community (as is the case here) its fine with me.

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    • fine_sandy_bottom@lemmy.federate.cc ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I’ve been thinking about this lately.

      You’re right in that there’s no central “authority”, but lemmy has become very centralised with all the content on a few big instances in fiefdoms controlled by a few mods who seem to be weirdos with too much time on their hands.

      I guess the benefit is, if an instance or a mod does something really egregious there’s the potential to just move to another instance.

      I think we need another few iterations of exodus from other platforms because of whatever shitstorm for lemmy to develop its own vibrance.

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  • peopleproblems@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It has been for a while, as soon as the censored word posts from grandma started showing up. It’s pretty damn uncomfortable

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    If Facebook posts make people laugh, and this one did, what’s the problem?

    Also, this is clearly not a real Facebook post, it’s an obvious joke.

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    • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Because it didn’t make people laugh. It’s cringe. In humor and presentation. It’s like six attempts in crappy cropping and a reach at that from a dead horse that was old even on Reddit.

      But yea. Nothing is wrong with it.

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  • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Why, did you see this on Facebook? I haven’t been there in over two years, so idk

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  • jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I DO NOT CONSENT FOR LEMMY, INC OR ITS ASSOCIATED HOLDINGS TO TOUCH MY PEEPEE

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  • john117@lemmy.jmsquared.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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• PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Rachel and I resumed dating.
  Well, not each other, but still…

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• finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I hope someday I still date my wife as enthusiastically as I date yours.

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• socsa@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  "I'd like to introduce my first wife, Rachel"

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• deviants@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I hate this fictional couple already. Despite the fact that they’re clearly upper middle class and educated, they’re too lazy to capitalize “I”, or his name.

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  • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Man didn’t capatlize her name…at the start of a sentence. He had to back out of the autocorrect to get do that (or use a desktop…but still)!

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    • somethingsnappy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You whippersnappers. This used to be a thing when chat didn’t autocapitalize. Using caps at the beginning of sentences was similar to using all caps now. Shouting.

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  • EnderMB@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Either it’s a WILD coincidence, or they’re main characters from Suits. Mike and Rachel, with the username “zaney”? Come on…

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    • boonhet@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      The other one is Ross, that was Mike’s last name in the show.

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    News to me that one can see upper middle class and educated in a mugshot.

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• BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Dead bedroom confirmed

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  • Pinklink@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Well, when you live in a morgue…

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  you are perpetually dating, that little ceremony yall played atcould be just so much lip service after all

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