somethingsnappy

@somethingsnappy@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Exploding 🌳🌲🌴🌳🌲🌴🌳🌲🌴🌳⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The ones that would explode did a loooong time ago.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My kids… dad can you come here? Ok. Now you’re closer to the kitchen to get snacks and water.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clever⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You and gordon Ramsey and nobody else I’ve heard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon thinks about wheat⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I see you have not met the average modern adult.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meanwhile Ball⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If you don’t have a Ball cookbook, do you really cook?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All glory to the techno viking.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Still always watch it, video degraded and all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How i meet your mother⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You have not met my girlfriend’s flank.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Erm… it won’t fit in your nose.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I have something more substantial…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Jurassic" Park⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it would, if that was what they named the book and movie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The ancient Greeks or Chinese should have already had words for this.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They can be amazing or terrible. Fly, go through days in dreams, sex, get chased by a monster. Lucid dreams. I also have sleep paralysis, so it can get pretty fucked up. It’s like having another life. Best part is I should be too old to have nocturnal emissions. Worst part is you can be so scared you wake yourself up (and your partner) by screaming. Or, in a few instances, choking or hitting your partner in your sleep.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beans⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Uh, don’t go to southeast Asia or you will be quickly disappointed. Plenty of good stuff, plenty of absolutely terrible things, especially baked goods. And you better like hard candy that tastes like perfume.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mmmm... Yeah. It checks out.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Snap

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cooking 😋⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just put some in at the end of cooking if you like garlic, no need to waste it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All in a day's work⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the one in the back, unless they have a second keyboardist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Illumin-ate-i⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Good raw beef if fine. Though, why not take sections and make every piece perfect?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how do you slice it??⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fewer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MD = oMega Dumbass⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No. Just no. For many reasons. Don’t be part of the problem. “You would think…” stop there. You don’t need to use conjecture when there is research at your fingertips. Signed - worked in bacterial and viral genetics and vaccine development for decades.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All hail the immortal cleanse⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  As long as you don’t set a fire so you can shoot at people, all good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All hail the immortal cleanse⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe not the right day for this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bernie Sanders says that if AI makes us so productive, we should get a 4-day work week⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  1880s. Industrial revolution.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Naughty rats get the tube⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t like it, but I have done so very many cervical dislocations. For my psyche, better than asphyxiation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bear robbery⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This public service announcement is brought to you by black bear country. That is not how the big ones work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Infinite glitch⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In a fetal alcohol syndrome kind of way, yes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No context needed.⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Invert the strainer. Put over pot. Drain. Pasta stays in warm pot. Then add your sauce. (Doesn’t work well with rice noodles or other things that need to be cooled down quickly).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No context needed.⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve never seen one that looks like it has been used as a toilet brush and never cleaned. I do love my clean bottle brushes though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no… I’m a cat. Done and done.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Common British L⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And the entire Midwest outside of big cities. Food has to white.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets a call from his past⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Virgin Gary.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a fighter⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Lions cannot jump several times their height. They can leap forward several times their height and length. Not straight up. images.app.goo.gl/NhdZC